I want to get really horny so I can fingure myself
The Problem: Plz come up with creatives stories or say things that will get me horny no email adresses plz
Asked by: bookwrom26 at
02:35:38 PM, Sunday, August 24, 2008 PDT
Advice
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Anonymous
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AnonymousYou find yourself waiting in line at the supermarket. Your head feels light, you have a headache, and the line is going very slowly. It is going so slowly in fact that you begin to wonder how on earth you are going to keep yourself entertained. You begin suddenly to have sexual thoughts: you picture yourself sitting on the bus, while an attractive blond man discreetly strokes your privates. You then picture yourself with a different but still very sexy man, waiting alone in an elevator, when he approaches gently and starts kissing your neck. It feels so warm... so good. You feel his strong hand on your soft breast, gently squeezing the nipples, in such a way that makes you want to scream with joy. The moment is so intense, your daydreams become increasingly profane: You now picture yourself in a blue bikini, on a balmy beach in Brazil, when a well-tanned and very sexy Brazilian an approaches you; stark naked. You blush when you behold his bronze shoulders, rock-hard abs, and extremely long... ACHOOO!! You snap out of your daydream, bewildered, and turn around in surprise. You see a short, bald Caucasian man with watery eyes, and greasy skin. You cringe; his clothes, stained with tomato sauce and mustard, are disgusting. He coughs loudly- his breath is horrible: it smells like baked poo. You hold your hand up to your mouth to gag, but it touches something wet. Oh no. That gross, short bald man sneezed out a hulking loogie on your sleeve!! Ugh!! It is slimy, it jiggles when you move your arm, and it has a tint of yellow in it, and worse, it's soaking your arm... Heck! You are so pissed of you're about to scream! Standing in line, trying to get wet didn't work, because, even though you're soaking right now, you didn't get wet where you wanted...
I.G. BattiThat took talent.
Mach 3Heyy Bitch;;
my name is Zach and ill bang you anyday
here is mi yahoo id:ZachWillDoYou@yahoo.com
Give me ur email address bitch
dont forget ill bang you anyday(:
Tell all your friends bout me bitchwithaassandtits(im licking them right now:)
AnonymousYou need to learn how to spell; unless all you you want to do is fingure your self hahahahah i think its finger (p.s there is this magical thing called PORN) tell me how it works out for ya! =)
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