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what's the quickest legal way to make two thousand dollars in five days

The Problem: my landlord just sold my house out from under me and i'm unemployed. i've been job hunting with no luck so far and i've got fif**** dollars to eat off of.what's the quickest legal way to make two thousand dollars in five days so i can pay a deposit on a house and have money for utilities rent and food and save some up for when i need it?

Asked by: dr phil at 01:02:53 PM, Sunday, June 21, 2009 PDT FLAG


go suck some d*ck on the streets. or give your booty up on the streets. either way the streets is your best bet

street hustla Jun 24 2009 3:48pm FLAG


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its true suck d*ck hahah Jul 08 2009 4:01pm FLAG
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cpipm Aug 01 2009 9:13pm FLAG
I do not know, but whether you make $2000 the quickest way in 5 days or the slowest way, in 5 days, it will still be within 5 days.

quick in 5 days Sep 04 2009 2:14am FLAG
get a job!!!!!!!!!!

3456789 Sep 07 2009 2:37pm FLAG
just it all prople be the new pimp on your block

pimpen_stud Sep 09 2009 7:08pm FLAG
1. you know and i know your not gonna make money fast if ya could lots of poeple would be rich 2. selling your body is dum wast of time and would only sink you futher 3. just try getting a job anywhere for now i no there are just some places you told yourself you would never work at but it dose not have to be long term its just getting you back on your feet everyone fall down so pick yourself up and try again..but see if you have a West near by they always hiring hope i could help

yo mama Sep 16 2009 9:02am FLAG

sammi Oct 21 2009 2:29pm FLAG
Even Bernie Madoff would say you're crazy!!!

Anonymous Nov 02 2009 12:13am FLAG
Sell a kidney or sell your blood its legal and the kidneys are in high demand

1 Kidney Left Apr 11 2010 9:29pm FLAG
You guys are nuts .... this guy's serious ... go comment crap in love section but not here ........ So MR who ever you are .... sell bacon

King Perv [ Dont judge by the name coz i'm known by tat] Aug 24 2010 6:51am FLAG
hi i want lots and lots of money badly. (?)

moneydude206 Dec 12 2010 10:54am FLAG
see you in the next day with en lots of money (?)

moneydude206 Dec 12 2010 10:56am FLAG
steal a gun from somwhere and someone anr rob all the waelth people home ivasion

hood Jan 07 2011 3:59pm FLAG
guys hes a lier want to know how hes ling, ok ill say it,he lost evare thing then how duz he have a compter and dont say hes charging it cuz hes out in the street w no home to charge, and pepp wont just let you go in there home and charge your laptop lol you guys are dump!

Smart guy Feb 25 2011 12:59am FLAG
well wen you put it that way your rite hes lying

moneydude206 Feb 25 2011 1:01am FLAG
damm dog your rite i love you smart guy less have sex!

hood Feb 25 2011 1:03am FLAG
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Smart guy Feb 25 2011 1:04am FLAG
oh hood am gay can we have sex? call me my number is 210 325 45 45 ok my d*ck is 10

3456789 Feb 25 2011 1:06am FLAG
hood nigaa ok hes my number 210 296 78 66 dont call me yet cuz am in my dad ok 3456789?

Hood Feb 25 2011 1:08am FLAG
ok ill go my dog for now

3456789 Feb 25 2011 1:09am FLAG
ok cool

hood Feb 25 2011 1:10am FLAG put ur city state and call the market research companies and tell them you want to participate in a group survey. some surveys let you sample foods, music, commercials, cigarette for cash. I have made 200 bucks at a 3 hour cigarette survey along with 5 other people who all shared opinions. I have tried sodas and chips with out knowing the brand and have made from 35 - 60 bux cash depending on how long the survey is for. Good Luck

dont sell ya azz, make sum real cash Mar 20 2011 3:35pm FLAG
My friend tryed to suck d*ck for money. All she got was her jaw sore.

loverboy Apr 21 2011 11:06am FLAG
My friend tryed to suck d*ck for money. All she got was her jaw sore.

loverboy Apr 21 2011 11:09am FLAG
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fat sweaty betty Apr 22 2011 12:27pm FLAG
you need to use a combination of things, I don't think using one method will help. Try selling your stuff. TV, CDs, video games, etc. All that useless stuff that you can buy another one later. That should get you a couple of hundred dollars. Also, you could do some cash in hand jobs for people you know and maybe ask for an advance.

ohIsn'tThisGreat Aug 03 2011 3:20am FLAG

Anonymous Aug 04 2011 1:44pm FLAG
My freind sucked c*ck for money i gave her 2gs to sawllo

Anonymous Aug 06 2011 12:24am FLAG
My advice to most of you guys is to get an education. You all spell like 6yr olds!! My sons hw reads more interesting than your simple minded, ghetto fabulous, ignorant rantings. I stumbled here by accident, and trust i wont be coming back.(notice how you can actually READ what i wrote!!!)

smarter than your dumb ass Jan 02 2012 10:47pm FLAG
Oh, about the cashless dude... we all go through it at one time or another, even rich people. Stay focused and get a plan. Listening to these idiots you'll be in jail or infected with something and your life'll be over anyway (???, can you dig it?

smarter than "any" dumb ass (lol) Jan 02 2012 10:51pm FLAG
Get involved a good network marketing company.

anonymous Apr 12 2012 4:45pm FLAG
Take a that looks like Jesus and sell it on ebay.

666 Jul 04 2012 12:42pm FLAG
go to the old folks home and ask old dudes who are in there death bed if u could talk a million dollar life insurance policy on them and if they say yeah, pray they die soon,

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Sell candy to kids in a van then kidnap them and sell them back to their parents.

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-1' Dec 27 2012 2:57pm FLAG
I would say get a gun and rob as many ppl as you can you'll make at least a thoundsan bucks

Guy with a gun Feb 16 2013 9:13am FLAG
Rob a big time drug diller from out of town

Antoine green Mar 05 2013 2:19pm FLAG
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Antoine Green Mar 05 2013 2:26pm FLAG
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