what's the quickest legal way to make two thousand dollars in five days
The Problem: my landlord just sold my house out from under me and i'm unemployed. i've been job hunting with no luck so far and i've got fif**** dollars to eat off of.what's the quickest legal way to make two thousand dollars in five days so i can pay a deposit on a house and have money for utilities rent and food and save some up for when i need it?
Asked by: dr phil at
01:02:53 PM, Sunday, June 21, 2009 PDT
go suck some d*ck on the streets. or give your booty up on the streets. either way the streets is your best bet
email@example.comJul 08 2009 4:01pmFLAGThe streets is not callin
cpipmAug 01 2009 9:13pmFLAGI do not know, but whether you make $2000 the quickest way in 5 days or the slowest way, in 5 days, it will still be within 5 days.
quick in 5 daysSep 04 2009 2:14amFLAGget a job!!!!!!!!!!
3456789Sep 07 2009 2:37pmFLAG
just it all prople be the new pimp on your block
pimpen_studSep 09 2009 7:08pmFLAG1. you know and i know your not gonna make money fast if ya could lots of poeple would be rich 2. selling your body is dum wast of time and would only sink you futher 3. just try getting a job anywhere for now i no there are just some places you told yourself you would never work at but it dose not have to be long term its just getting you back on your feet everyone fall down so pick yourself up and try again..but see if you have a West near by they always hiring hope i could help
yo mamaSep 16 2009 9:02amFLAGHAVE SEX WIFE PPL FOR MONEY
sammiOct 21 2009 2:29pmFLAGEven Bernie Madoff would say you're crazy!!!
AnonymousNov 02 2009 12:13amFLAGSell a kidney or sell your blood its legal and the kidneys are in high demand
1 Kidney LeftApr 11 2010 9:29pmFLAGYou guys are nuts .... this guy's serious ... go comment crap in love section but not here ........ So MR who ever you are .... sell bacon
King Perv [ Dont judge by the name coz i'm known by tat]Aug 24 2010 6:51amFLAGhi i want lots and lots of money badly. (?)
moneydude206Dec 12 2010 10:54amFLAGsee you in the next day with en lots of money (?)
moneydude206Dec 12 2010 10:56amFLAGsteal a gun from somwhere and someone anr rob all the waelth people home ivasion
hood Jan 07 2011 3:59pmFLAGguys hes a lier want to know how hes ling, ok ill say it,he lost evare thing then how duz he have a compter and dont say hes charging it cuz hes out in the street w no home to charge, and pepp wont just let you go in there home and charge your laptop lol you guys are dump!
Smart guyFeb 25 2011 12:59amFLAGwell wen you put it that way your rite hes lying
moneydude206Feb 25 2011 1:01amFLAGdamm dog your rite i love you smart guy less have sex!
hood Feb 25 2011 1:03amFLAGWTF!! this guy is gay! hood is gay!! gay lord!!
Smart guyFeb 25 2011 1:04amFLAG
oh hood am gay can we have sex? call me my number is 210 325 45 45 ok my d*ck is 10
3456789Feb 25 2011 1:06amFLAGhood nigaa ok hes my number 210 296 78 66 dont call me yet cuz am in my dad ok 3456789?
Hood Feb 25 2011 1:08amFLAGok ill go my dog for now
hood Feb 25 2011 1:10amFLAGwww.Greenbook.org put ur city state and call the market research companies and tell them you want to participate in a group survey. some surveys let you sample foods, music, commercials, cigarette for cash. I have made 200 bucks at a 3 hour cigarette survey along with 5 other people who all shared opinions. I have tried sodas and chips with out knowing the brand and have made from 35 - 60
bux cash depending on how long the survey is for. Good Luck
dont sell ya azz, make sum real cashMar 20 2011 3:35pmFLAGMy friend tryed to suck d*ck for money.
All she got was her jaw sore.
loverboyApr 21 2011 11:06amFLAGMy friend tryed to suck d*ck for money.
All she got was her jaw sore.
loverboyApr 21 2011 11:09amFLAGI will make sweet love to you all!
fat sweaty bettyApr 22 2011 12:27pmFLAGyou need to use a combination of things, I don't think using one method will help. Try selling your stuff. TV, CDs, video games, etc. All that useless stuff that you can buy another one later. That should get you a couple of hundred dollars. Also, you could do some cash in hand jobs for people you know and maybe ask for an advance.
AnonymousAug 04 2011 1:44pmFLAGMy freind sucked c*ck for money i gave her 2gs to sawllo
AnonymousAug 06 2011 12:24amFLAGMy advice to most of you guys is to get an education. You all spell like 6yr olds!! My sons hw reads more interesting than your simple minded, ghetto fabulous, ignorant rantings. I stumbled here by accident, and trust i wont be coming back.(notice how you can actually READ what i wrote!!!)
smarter than your dumb assJan 02 2012 10:47pmFLAGOh, about the cashless dude... we all go through it at one time or another, even rich people. Stay focused and get a plan. Listening to these idiots you'll be in jail or infected with something and your life'll be over anyway (???, can you dig it?
smarter than "any" dumb ass (lol)Jan 02 2012 10:51pmFLAGGet involved a good network marketing company.
anonymousApr 12 2012 4:45pmFLAGTake a that looks like Jesus and sell it on ebay.
666Jul 04 2012 12:42pmFLAGgo to the old folks home and ask old dudes who are in there death bed if u could talk a million dollar life insurance policy on them and if they say yeah, pray they die soon,
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