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I am going to hell

The Problem: I used a really bad pickup line involving Magnesium Iron Silicate Hydroxide.

Asked by: sirvlad at 05:00:47 PM, Sunday, October 19, 2014 EDT FLAG

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ouch

geordie Oct 19 2014 2:04pm FLAG

Ouch describes it. I got maced.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:07pm FLAG

Hahaha

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:08pm FLAG

"Hey girl, go out with me and you'll be... Magnesium iron silicate hydroxide." She googled it, and found the common name. And then I got sprayed.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:10pm FLAG

The common name is cummingtonite.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:10pm FLAG

Hahahhaha!! Damn!

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:12pm FLAG

I was singing "Pop Goes The Weasle" to a girl and she kneed me n

Anonymous Oct 19 2014 2:13pm FLAG

She kneed me in the nuts

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:14pm FLAG

Yeah. I also tried the "go with me to homecoming so I don't have to be alone at home, cumming" pickup line. That only got me slapped.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:14pm FLAG

@enemy. Oh JÃ©sus! That sounds... Painful.

si Oct 19 2014 2:14pm FLAG

Yeah i fell and was crawling away XD

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:16pm FLAG

I could imagine. I pulled put M&Ms on front of a roving band of females, I got kicked in the balls for not sharing.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:18pm FLAG

Good thing i can Seal-Crawl all that work out paid off

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:18pm FLAG

Yeah. Haha.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:19pm FLAG

It was worth it hehe

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:22pm FLAG

just dont use pickup lines brudda

geordie Oct 19 2014 2:26pm FLAG

Naw, that is my style, because most girls that I end up dating are already my friends, so they know I'm not actually serious with my sexual pick up lines.

sirvlad Oct 19 2014 2:28pm FLAG

Yep

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:29pm FLAG

im f. my kik is hookahigh. if anyone can teach me to cum kik me idek howww XD

Anonymous Oct 19 2014 2:44pm FLAG

Goodluck with that.

Enemy Oct 19 2014 2:48pm FLAG

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