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Possibly the greatest pickup line ever

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Asked by: sirvlad at 09:53:47 PM, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 EDT FLAG

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Hey girl, you one over the cosine of 299,792,458? Because you are sec(c)!

sirvlad Oct 29 2014 6:54pm FLAG

Huh

Anonymous Oct 29 2014 6:58pm FLAG

The secant, written as sec, is equal to one divided by the cosine of x, and 299,792,458 is the speed of light in m/s, a constant put as c.

sirvlad Oct 29 2014 7:00pm FLAG

huh??

PUNCAKE :3 Oct 29 2014 7:04pm FLAG

Alright, math lesson time. 1Ã·cos(x)=sec(x). 299,792,458=c. 1Ã·cos(299,792,458)=sec(c). Sec(c) is a homophone to the word "sexy". Putting sec(x) 1Ã·cos(x) is like putting âˆšx as x^.5.

sirvlad Oct 29 2014 7:07pm FLAG

ohhhhh.......huh???

PUNCAKE :3 Oct 29 2014 7:10pm FLAG

For those that don't understand trigonometric functions, sec(c) is pronounced like the word "sexy".

sirvlad Oct 29 2014 7:12pm FLAG

ohhhhhhh actualy get it cause sec(c) ohhh haha i knew dat

PUNCAKE :3 Oct 29 2014 7:14pm FLAG

Yeah. And I wonder why I don't have friends... Haha

sirvlad Oct 29 2014 7:17pm FLAG

XDXD

PUNCAKE :3 Oct 29 2014 7:25pm FLAG

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