The Problem: SO I WENT TO A PARTY THIS PAST WEEKEND AND HOOKED UP WITH A GIRL I KNOW FROM SCHOOL AND WE HIT IT OFF ENOUGH THAT I KNEW I WOULD AT LEAST GET A BLOW JOB BUT AS IT TURNS OUT SHE WANTED ME TO RAM HER CERVIX LIKE I WAS CARPET BOMBING GERMANY SO WHEN WE GET UP TO A FRIENDS APARTMENT AND GET THROUGH ALL THE BORING SHlT LIKE KISSING FINALLY I GET TO RUN THE BUS UP IN THE GARAGE AFTER I SLIDE THE BEAST IN BALLS DEEP AND WE ARE BOTH LIKE WHOA AWESOME AND BlTCHES
Asked by: Deen at
10:17:28 PM, Wednesday, April 26, 2017 EDT
FLAG
Advice
BODY WAS ROCKIN NICE TlTS AND ASS BUT WHEN I SLID MY SHlT OUT PREPARING FOR A UTERUS POUNDING THE GOAT CHEESE AROMA KILLED IT.
JackApr 27 2017 10:50pmFLAGAnyone who talks like this is either an inbred jr. high drop out or has no respect for women. Either way, you probably have a trucker hat you wear un-ironically, your mother is on welfare, and someone in your extended family goes by the name "Bubba".
AnonymousApr 29 2017 12:02pmFLAGAnyone that tries to play armchair psychologist by way of using logical fallacy is far more inferior intellectually than even that of my satirical exterior on a nonsensical site. But in the happening chance I did own a "trucker's hat" it would only serve its purpose to prop on your mother's head while I churn her goat cheese in by way of rapid intervals in an mindless act of plummeting her cervix into rice krispies. Thanks for playing, kiddo.
Love
Money
Career
Family
Friends
General