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Coka Cola or Diet Coke?

Created by: IROCK123 at 09:32:29 AM, Thursday, May 28, 2009 EDT


Carbonated beverages are BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. If we were smart, we would stop drinking them.

AnonymousJun 09 2009 8:12pm

One very short girl in particular should drink regular Coca Cola instead of diet Coke. This is because if she drinks regular Coke, which is loaded with calories, instead of diet Coke, which has no calories, she will become FAT AND STRONG!!! There will be no more arguments started by her tall skinny boyfriend who always picked on her because he is way taller than she is. He always liked picking on her because she is so short that when they are both standing next to each other, the top of her head is actually below his nipples but she will be way bigger and stronger than he is and she will weigh much more than he does if she keeps on drinking that regular Coke!!! She will be able to outlift her boyfriend with his own barbell set. When her tall skinny boyfriend watches her in disbelief as she lifts a barbell over her head that weighs more than he does, he will know better than to pick on her again even though he is way taller than she is. He will be watching her as she lifts that heavy barbell up off the floor, then up over her shoulders (PAST HER HUGE BREASTS!!!), and then easily up over her head. He will not be starting any more arguments with her after he watches her holding that heavy barbell up over her head. In fact, after he finally realizes how much bigger and stronger she is than he is, HE WILL BE GETTING THE BIGGEST ERECTION OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!!

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