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Kim crushes you with her ass Ewa would slap you about with her boobs, then smother you AnonymousJan 16 2012 1:53pm all would dominate you AnonymousMar 02 2013 3:04am JENNIFER GARNER,WITH HER MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS,WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE. JENNIFER ANISTON IS IN INCREDIBLE SHAPE.SHE ALSO HAS VERY MUSCULAR LEGS,WHICH SHE WOULD USE TO CRUSH A MAN IN A BODY SCISSORS.I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD SHOW ANY MERCY AS SHE'S CRUSHING YOU,EITHER.FINALLY, I THINK ARVIL LAVIGNE COULD BEAT UP A LOT OF GUYS.I THINK SHE SAID ONCE THAT SHE'S BEATEN UP BOYS BEFORE. SHE MAY BE SMALL,BUT SHE SEEMS VERY TOUGH AND MEAN. SHE'D BE RELENTLESS AS SHE ATTACKED YOU.I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD SHOW ANY MERCY AS SHE PUNISHED YOU,NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CRIED FOR HER TO STOP. FRANKApr 28 2014 4:10am I FORGOT THE FEMALE CELEBRITY WHO WOULD BE THE TOUGHEST OF ALL:THE SINGER PINK.I COULD SEE JENNIFER ANISTON BEING COLD AND MEAN AND AVRIL LAVIGNE GOING CRAZY AND RELENTLESS ATTAKING YOU. BUT I THINK PINK WOULD BE MEANER AND MORE VICIOUS THAN THOSE GIRLS. PINK IS BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN THEM. HER BODY IS VERY MUSCULAR.HER LEGS ARE SO STRONG LOOKING. AND ALL HER TATOOES MAKE HER EVEN MORE IMTIMIDATING LOOKING. SHE WOULD ABSOLUTELY CRUSH A MAN IN A BODY-SCISSORS.AND I THINK SHE WOULD BE MERCILESS.YOU COULD BEG AND CRY FOR HER TO STOP CRUSHING YOU, BUT SHE WOULD JUST POUR SQUEEZE YOU HARDER.AND VERBALLY ABUSE YOU WHILE SHE DID IT. SHE WOULD BEAT AND PUNISH YOU RELENTLESSLY.AND SHE WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL SHE'D HAD ENOUGH.YOU WOULD BE CRYING AND BEGGING FOR HER TO STOP,BUT SHE WOULD SHOW NO MERCY. PINK IS SO TOUGH AND MEAN LOKING THAT I GET FRIGHENED EVEN THINKING ABOUT HER ATTACKING ME. FRANKMay 03 2014 5:56am Jennifer aniston could beat the crap out of pink in a fair fight,once she got those strong legs round her shed be finished.avril levene though is a dangerous little bitch and her and jen would hurt each other bad. anonMay 12 2014 4:04pm I THINK PINK WOULD DESTROY AVRIL. JUST TOO MUCH BIGGER AND STRONGER. JENNIFER ANISTON WOULD BE TOUGHER BECAUSE SHE HAS GREAT STAMINA AND ROCK HARD LEGS.I THINK THEY BOTH WOULD BE MEAN AND MERCILESS. I GIVE PINK THE EDGE BASED ON HER BEING SO MUSCULAR. BOTH OF THEM WOULD CRUSH MOST MEN. FRANKMay 24 2014 7:48am Celine dion would take pink,she has unusually long and powerful legs and a hard body built for fighting other women.shed tear the head off avril,but id love to see her take on aniston in a submission wrestling match.her in her tiny green and gold dress and jen in the cheerleader outfit she wore on friends.who would be the two women youd most like to see fight each other? nickMay 26 2014 10:48am JENNIFER GARNER VS JENNIFER ANISTON. GARNER HAS THE MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS, ANISTON IS HAS THOSE ROCK-HARD LEGS, IS MEANER AND IS IN SUCH CONDITION. SHE WORKS OUT SEVERAL HOURS EVERY DAY. SHE'S NOT A BIG GIRL, BUT I THINK SHE'D JUST BE FEROCIOUS TO FIGHT AGAINST.MERCILESS. JENNIFER ANISTON WINS OVER THE SWEETER JENNIFER GARNER. FRANKMay 26 2014 12:17pm Good one.jen is in my top five girlfighters.agree shed wipe the floor with her.id love to see jen finally get her claws into anjelina jolie,theyve had it coming for years and they need to sort it.that would be pure bitch and a bloody affair,but jen would come out on top and finish her slowly between those lovely and deadly legs nickMay 26 2014 9:00pm GOOD THINKING.ANISTON VS JOLIE. THE ULTIMATE GRUDGE MATCH. JENNIFER WOULD WIN JUST ON EMOTION. ALL THE ANGER AND HATRED THAT'S BEEN BUILDING OVER THE YEARS WOULD COME OUT. WOULDN'T WANT BE JOLIE.JEN WOULD BE MORE VICIOUS AND FIERCE THAN EVER,AS SHE ATTACKED AND PUNISHED JOLIE RELENTLESSLY.YOU'RE RIGHT,JEN WOULD FINISH HER BY CRUSHING HER TO TEARS BETWEEN HER IRON LEGS.AND SHE WOULDN'T LET GO FOR AWHILE. JEN WOULD REALLY PUNISH HER.IT WOULD BE CRUEL.JEN AT HER MOST MERCILESS AND FRIGHTENING. FRANKMay 27 2014 3:51am Youre right about the ultimate grudge match.if they werent so high profile they would have sorted each other out long ago.i love the rivalry between these two sexy women,always trying to look hotter than each other.a win win situation for us guys!love it when two tasty women start feuding like that.both these two can fight and it would be a vicious battle.i would want them dressed in very short tight dresses to show off their fine legs,and in their case it should be a fight to the death,definitely.jen would slowly wear down jolie in what would start out as a very girly hairpulling mauling tooth and nail catfight,both just wanting to tear their rival apart,then slowly turn into a fist fight till anistongets her trapped between her hard legs,her hands round her throat and squeezes the breath out of her. nickMay 27 2014 5:11am My top girl is tennis player mary pierce.heavily muscled,tall with long very powerful legs.a true amazon. who would take her on? nickMay 27 2014 6:55am FOR TENNIS PLAYERS,I LIKE DOMINIKA CHIBULKOVA. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.THICK,MUSCULAR LEGS. THE STRONGEST TENNIS PLAYER HAS TO SERENA WILLIAMS.THE BIGGEST, MOST POWERFUL LEGS AROUND.NOBODY WOULD SURVIVE A BODYSCISSOR FROM SERENA.SHE WOULD CRUSH PEOPLE.THE THOUGHT OF BEING TRAPPED BETWEEN THOSE MASSIVE LEGS IS FRIGHTENING. FRANKMay 28 2014 4:21am you guys are missing point of the question.it's about female celebrities beating up and humiliating men.not women fighting other women.i agree that pink and jennifer aniston would be vicious and would crush men with their powerful legs.but you're both dimissing avril lavigne too easily. the ultimate humiliation i is being beaten by a much smaller girl like avril.a tough,vicious thing like her beating a big man to tears shows real girl power. avril fanMay 31 2014 5:19am IN MY FIRST POST HERE I SAID AVRIL WOULD RELENTLESSLY ATTACK AND PUNISH A MAN.I MENTIONED HOW TOUGH AND MEAN SHE IS.ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS.SHE WOULD BEAT A GUY SO MUCH HE WOULD BE BEGGING AND CRYING FOR HER TO STOP.YOU'RE RIGHT.A 5'0" 90LB MEAN GIRL BEATING A BIG STRONG MAN TO TEARS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF GIRL POWER.I DON'T DINISS AVRIL AT ALL.TO LITTLE AVRIL,I SAY,YOU GO GIRL!!! FRANKMay 31 2014 6:27am Avril has the attitude to destroy men! But I think Kim K had the thickness to make guys cry between her legs. Roy Jun 01 2014 1:50pm Avril is the kind of little chick thats a difficult woman to put down.bony ,nasty and a bitch when her bloods up.id love to go against her,but sorry id rather watch her slug it out with a hot older woman like celine dion or jennifer aniston. nickJun 01 2014 3:33pm thank you,roy.good to see someone giving avril her due respect.she's tough and fearless.kim k has the legs and ass the smother and crush men into defeat.but avril's still champ,and would beat any of these spoiled hollywood women.and this tiny little firecracker would beat most men into submission. avril fanJun 01 2014 4:04pm I'D LIKE TO SEE LITTLE AVRIL AGAINST AN ATHLETIC GIRL HER OWN SIZE,LIKE GYMNAST SHAWN JOHNSON.SHAWN IS STRONGER AND A GREAT LITTLE ATHLETE,BUT AVRIL WOULD BE TOO VICIOUS AND MEAN FOR HER.SHAWN IS SO SWEET,AND AVRIL WOULD BEAT HER UP BAD.GOOD GIRL AGAINST TOUGH,MEAN GIRL. GO WITH THE MEAN GIRL EVERY TIME. FRANKJun 03 2014 2:33pm Interesting match-up.5'0" 90lb Avril vs 4'9" 90lb Shawn.If Avril avoids getting caught in a scissor hold,she would beat up Shawn.She so much tougher and hard-edged.But if Shawn ever wrapped her muscular little legs around Avril's skinny little body,she would crush her.Shawn may be little,but she's in great shape and has extremely muscular legs.I'll bet she could make most men submit between those legs.The power she could generate would be brutal.Crushing.We're talking about an olympic gymnast here. AndrewJun 04 2014 3:34am Nice.taylor swift would be a good match for her,or rihanna. I would love to watch her try and take aniston or dion in a fair fight.very horny when a young sassy girl and an older sexy woman settle each others hash.either of them would show her no mercy and would tear her limb from limb nickJun 04 2014 3:40am I don't know what Celine Dion's temperment is like.But i've heard Jennifer can be short-fused and mean.So she could match Avril in that way.Jen is also bigger and more muscular than her,so i give a slight edge to Aniston.Does Dion have that ferocious killer instinct that Avril and Jennifer have? AndrewJun 04 2014 3:50am Celine works out for several hours each day,and now has a very solid well muscled body.shes tall and strong ,shes a mans woman and very competitive with Other females and best of all shes a bitch! She would want to rip any young or pretty rival to shreds! nickJun 04 2014 4:01am Thanks Nick.I didn't really know much about Dion.That's really interesting.Sounds like she would vicious in a fight.She's very tall and looks in great shape.And if she really is a bitch,then i'd have to pick her over Avril as well.Her and Aniston sound a lot alike.In their '40's,rock-hard bodies,and both can be a mean,vicious bitch.Great match-up.Who wins? AndrewJun 04 2014 4:12am Out of jen and celine?i adore jen,and i think shes so hot,but sexy celines taller and her bods way harder(her long powerful legs are amazing),an shes got that look in her eyes that says cmon bitch! A real up and downer between those two,but lock them both in a room and only celine would come out! Which two females would you most like to see fight? nickJun 04 2014 4:24am I'd really like the fight I commented on earlier:Avril Lavigne vs Shawn Johnson.It'd be a great contrast in attitudes,body types and looks.You got the punky,bitchy,tough as nails mean girl against the cute little girl-next door.Plus,they're both so small.Shawn's only chance would be to trap Avril in a body scissors,and squeeze her into submission.Avril's skinny little mid-section would be crushed by Shawn's muscular gymnast legs.But if Shawn can't catch her in a scissors,Avril will beat the crap out of her.I can see Avril punching,kneeing and kicking her non-stop.She try to rip her face off.Cute little Shawn won't be pettrified and in tears in a matter of minutes.And i would hate to that her get beaten like that.She's too cute,America's little sweetheart.So i'd be hoping Shawn crushes Avril between her legs before Avril hurts her too badly. AndrewJun 04 2014 2:38pm I meant to say Shawn Johnson would be pettrified and in tears in a matter of minutes is Avril really let loose on her.She'd be relly scared as Avril attacked her.This could be brutal. AndrewJun 05 2014 4:35am I think a guy would destroy all these ladies even if he's wimpy. Shawn Johnson, avril, Jen whoever would stand no chance aganist a male. SimonJun 05 2014 9:21am if a wimpy males took on a very athletic,very fit,aggressive young women,the poor guy would get mauled.any of these women mentioned here would beat his ass into submission.if he's weak,how can he possibly win? these strong,tough women are no joke. avril fanJun 05 2014 10:07am btw,my girl avril would beat the daylights out of prissy little shawn johnson.i agree that shawn would be screaming for help and balling her eyes out as avril beat her up.she'd probably run away in fear.avril kicks ass.she's such a badass little girl. avril fanJun 05 2014 11:21am How could someone like Shawn possibly beat his ass into submission if she's a little prissy girl? If the male is 6ft he'd not only take her down but avril too even if they teamed up. SimonJun 05 2014 12:56pm she is prissy.but she's also a highly trained olympic athlete with great conditioning,flexibility and leg power that would crush a wimpy male with little strength.no matter how small she is.avril would beat her up because she's a tough little fighter.a weak male would get his ass kicked by either one. avril fanJun 05 2014 1:11pm "Avril Fan" obviously has a fetish/fantasy about getting the crap beaten out of him by a tough,punky little girl like Avril.That's fine,but don't insult people's intelligence by saying Avril Lavigne would beat up other men and celebrity women.She'a bony,ugly little tiny nothing.Btw,i'm sure there are plenty of very tough,athletic girls out there who would gladly beat you up.And they would enjoy every second of it.You want Avril to beat you 'till you're crying in humiliation,but be careful what you wish for. JamesJun 05 2014 2:14pm I'm actually with Avril Fan on this one, its all ultimately speculation and fantasy, we can disagree without taking anything personally and attacking each other. That said it would be fun to see Avril's bad girl attitude snuffed out after the male puts her over his knee and spanks her. simonJun 05 2014 2:55pm I can't help it.Some guys have fetishes about being beaten up by women,but it's usually strong athletic girls.Not skinny little scrubs like Avril Lavigne.Iasked my sister about this.She said strong young women do fell empowered by beating up guys,but she laughed when i told her about Avril.She said"what? how could any guy want to get beat by Avril Lavigne? She's just a weak little punker".I'm gonna get her to post here,so you guys can get a real women's view of this.Btw Simon,i would love to see a man or women spank the little bitch.She wouldn't be such a hard-ass then. JamesJun 05 2014 5:27pm Ok,guys.This is James'sister,Lisa.He wanted me to post my opinion,so here it is."Avril fan",you are pathetic.A weak little boy.I,not Avril,am a real tough girl.I'm 5'6" 140lbs.Not like 5'0" 100 lb.Avril.I would break her in half like a toothpick,and i would give you a beating you would never forget.A beat-down from a real strong women,not a little girl like Avril.I would really hurt you,and make you sorry you ever fantisized about getting beaten up by a women.I would enjoy it so much.You'd be humiliated,and crying like a little girl when i'm done. LisaJun 05 2014 5:38pm james and lisa,you two are very harsh.i never said i wanted to get beaten up by anybody.my fantasy would be to take on avril where anyhing goes(wrestling,fighting,martial arts...etg).i've always been fascinated by tough,hard-edged littte punk girls with a badass attutude.avril would wear a short,black mini-skirt,a little top and her black leather high-heeled boots so she would very tough and intimidating.i would wear only my tighie-whitie underwear and socks so i would feel vulnerable before her.and we would battle it out.don't know who would win.if i won,it would be a great accomplishment,to beat the ultimate little tough girl.if i lost,i know i would take an enormous amount of punishment and a vicious beating.but i see no shame in losing to a girl like avril.lisa,i would never take you on anyways.your too big ang strong for me.i'd rather take on someone avril's size.that's my fantasy.james,i don't like you calling avril a bitch and wanting to hurt her by spanking her. avril fanJun 06 2014 3:14am Andrew,i reckon youve got that about right.shawn would get badly messed up if she got stuck in with avril.only chance for her would be to try and trap the little bitch between those strong legs,round the kneck preferably or round her waist,as levene isnt particularly strong and wear her down.mind you shed have to be able to control her arms too at the same time as otherwise avrils hard little fists or sharp nails would cause her untold damage.shawn is much fitter,but my moneyd be on avril because ireckon shes a right alley cat! Love to see the fight,especially if as avril fan suggests,shes wearing a v short black miniskirt,shawn perhaps in her gymnastics outfit.yum. Any other fantasy girlfights? Not with guys,theyres plenty of other threads on that subject! nickJun 06 2014 6:33am Who would survive a fight between avril levene and kylie minogue? Little sexpot kylie,older and a bit heavier vs punky avril? Avril in black mini and crop top and kylie in one of her shortest dresses anonJun 06 2014 7:34am Survive would be the word! I want to be in The front row for that!kylie is breathtakingly hot and so is avril,but in difdrent ways.reckon kylies nowhere near As sweet as she seems and put her up against another woman and shed be plain nasty.avrils a little bitch and shed be straight in.vicious scary catfight,both pretty fit but not strong.same size and similar build.whod take who?too close to call.would i enjoy finding out? Oh yes nickJun 07 2014 5:52am Avril beats anybody her close to her own size.She's tiny and thin,but she's so mean,crazy and vicious.She knows how to fight.Shewould beat Klyie into bloody,sobbing pulp.Avril is such a dangerous little girl.And one sadistic bitch. AndrewJun 07 2014 6:41am Difficult choice.since neither is strong or trained in any way ,it will come down to tooth and claw,and idoubt either willhold back.avril would startout by trying to punch out kylie,but k will throw herself on avril,going for eyes,ears,nose and hair and avril would soon retaliate in equal measure and the two of themwould lock up,and probcly remain that way throughout.neither would look so pretty when theyve dealt with each other.if its tothe finish i think kylie would eventually do the mostdamage. anonJun 07 2014 6:50am the best is when tough punk girls like avril beat up sweet,clean-cut prissy girls.andrew said he wouldn't want to see avril hurt shawn johnson because she's so nice and sweet.i fell just the opposite.seeing a wild punk girl thrash a goodie-2-shoes is so exciting.send these little spoiled princesses crying home to mommie and daddie.miley cyrus thinks she's this bad-ass all of a sudden.total wnna-be.my little girl avril would humble her in a brutal.miley would be crying and sceaming for her daddie to save her.avril rules.my little queen. avril fanJun 07 2014 9:26am This is Lisa again.I wasn't going to post again,but i'm so angry i have to."Avril fan",get me get this straight.Not only do you want to strip down to tighty-whities (little boys underwear,by the way),and have a nasty little punker like Avril Lavigne beat the piss out of you.But you also like when tough girls beat up and hurt sweet,claen girls.That really makes me mad.I swear,if i could,i would the worst beating anyone could give you.Really,really punish you.Send you home crying to your parents.I hope someday you do get your ass whipped by an Avril-like punk-rock mean girl while wearing nothing but your little white panties. LisaJun 07 2014 10:34am Lisa what do you think would happen if 12dan (who posted the question) got into a fight with one of these girls? SimonJun 07 2014 11:20am He sounds tall but very weak.And if he can't fight,he would get his pathetic ass kicked.And if Celine,Jennifer,Avril and the rest could beat him down,i would hurt him even worse. What is it with these guys who fantisize about being beaten up by girls? They need to really get thier little asses whipped by a women for real.They would be so scared,their attitudes would change overnight.Nothing but weak little pussies.Btw,i'm a bigger bitch than Celine,Avril or Jen and proud of it. LisaJun 07 2014 11:45am I don't know Lisa, I think he has a chance to take at least avril and maybe you too, 6ft is a lot to overcome. Most of the girls mentioned from Kim kardashian to portman and Jolie are on the small size. I'm betting he'd destroy them and hand out humiliating spankings to every one. SimonJun 07 2014 12:18pm He sounds very weak,regardless of his height.The girls on that list aren't very tough.Even though i think Avril is a skinny little twig,she can beat this wimp.If took on Aniston,Dion,or gymnast Aly Raisman,this boy would not only lose,ne would get his ass spanked hard by them.He'd be going over their strong knees for a very painful and punishing spanking.All you weak little boys seem to want that anyways.YOU'RE ALL SICK FREAKS!!!!!! LisaJun 07 2014 1:07pm hey lisa,why are such a judgemental bitch?and don't be hating on tightie-whities.jennifer aniston once said she loves to see her men in them.and she's one of hottest women in the world.she'd beat your ass any day. avril fanJun 07 2014 1:36pm Ha check this out! Lisa you might be interested in the photo a couple questions down. Is this our wimp? http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/592862 RoyJun 07 2014 2:16pm Holy crap it continues! Check out how pathetic he looks compared to these girls http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/591709 RoyJun 07 2014 2:18pm why is everyone on hear calling little avril a bitch.she's just a tough,determined,no-nonsense girl who had to work hard to get where she is.she bacame a major star at 18 years old.you don't do that by being a nice,sweet little pushover.avril doesn't take any crap from anybody and stand up to anyone who gets in her way.she's tough and fearless.she's an intimidating little young women.it's wrong to call her a bitch. avril fanJun 08 2014 5:08am Because she is a bitch.The whole wold knows it.She spits at people,flips people off and is always swearing at someone.She a mean,cold-hearted little bitch,period.I realize Avril's your fantasy girl,and you want her to beat you up,but she's nothing but a cruel little bitch.That's why many of us would love to see her get pummeled and humbled by a strong women or man. JamesJun 08 2014 5:59am Avrilfan.when i call her a bitch its meant as a compliment.i much prefer a punky in your face scrappy girl to a goody goody.i go along with liking to see a tough sexy female give a girlnextdoor type princess a good hiding in a fair fight too! Avril would make paste out of miley cyrus. Would love to watch that sort out with kylie! nickJun 08 2014 11:26am hey james,the people avril usually spits at and curses are intrusive papparazzi. can't blame her for that. avril fanJun 08 2014 2:24pm Lisa you talk a good fight,but youre a bit on the fat side to be really fit.i reckon if you and avril fought,little miss miniskirt would take you down and make you eat knuckle and youd be a blubbing fat mess by the time they pulled her off you.go see to your makeup anonJun 09 2014 4:38am Thats the trouble when you start the badmouthing! He may be right too.mind you,you dont sound fat to me lisa,in fact you sound quite a hot little number.especially as you reckon youre more of a handfull than celine or jen! Thats my kind of girl.do you reckon you could take celine in a straight fight?tell me more about you nickJun 09 2014 5:42am Alright guys,i'll answer you questions. First,to you Anon.I'm not fat at all.I'm 140 pounnds of solid muscle,and have been playing sports and working out since i was a kid.And,believe me,i would absolutely some weak little girl like Avril Lavigne.If i hit her once,she'd be on the ground.And if i got her in a bearhug,or a bodyscissiors,i would break her little ribs in a matter of moments.I'd be her worst nightmare. And to you,Nick.I'm 5'6" 140lbs.I'm 35 years old,have short jet-black hair and have 3 medium-to-large tattoos.I would overpower Celine Dion in a fight.She wouldn't be easy because she's a very tall and strong woman,but i my thick arms and legs would crush her in the end.I've got the right attitude.I can be a bigger bitch than Celine,Avril or any other celebrity.Finally,Avril fan.Your little fantasy beat-down girl Avril is a bitch.Live with it.You should like that she's a nasty,cruel little bitch.If you want her to beat the crap out of you in your little tightie-whities,isn't it scarier to know she's a vicious little bitch.I would think that would excite you more,you sick pervert. LisaJun 10 2014 4:21am Loving the sound of you lisa.any guy that gets you will get a cracker.love a tough woman who likes to scrap once in a while.not into fem dom stuff,but love a good fair bundle between a couple of willing females,just very exciting and very very sexy to watch for guys! So you reckon you could take celine on in a one on one? Boy id like to see that.shes very toned and tall and a helluva handful.tell me more about you nickJun 10 2014 4:59am I love the way Lisa puts Avril fan in his place.And she's right,Avril is a little bitch.Everybody knows it.Avril herself would probably admit it.It's a big part of her appeal.When she fight became a star in 2002,her image was of a mean,nasty little bitch who swore and gave people the finger.It's who she is,proudly i might add.She likes her tough girl image.Avril fan,i don't fantisize about her the way you do.But like Lisa said,knowing she's mean,cruel and a violent little bitch should make your fantasy so much more exciting.SHE'S A BITCH!!!! GOT IT!!!! AndrewJun 11 2014 3:26am Thank you,Andrew.Avril is a nasty little bitch,and"Avril fan" is just in denial because he loves the idea of her beating him to a sobbing pulp.What really struck a nerve was when said he like to see mean girls beat up good,sweet girls.That makes so mad.I may be big and strong,but i'm not a bully.I would never hurt a nice girl.It's just plain wrong.I have no respect for these guys who want to see nice girls get beaten and abused.If i ever got my hands on"Avril fan",i'd give him the worse beating of his life and really punish.And it wouldn't be one of these fetish/fantasy beatings either.It would be brutally real and vicious.He would be humiliated. LisaJun 11 2014 11:28am go to hell,lisa.you said you're not a bully,but you want to crush little avril and break all her ribs?sounds like you are a bully.avril is so much smaller and weaker than you,just look at her tiny little mid-section.you could kill her.how can you talk about hurting her so badly? and you keep threatening to seriously hurt me,even though you are stronger than i am.you're a mean bitch. avril fanJun 11 2014 1:34pm You're right,little boy.I am a bitch.I'd beat up you and your little girl Avril at the same time.And it would be brutal,too.You two can lay there together when i'm done,both beaten to a bloody pulp as you two cry your little tears. LisaJun 11 2014 3:54pm Damn Lisa,you don't mince words.I agree you would seriously hurt little miss Avril.You would break her ribs and injure her permanently.And you would do the same to "Avril fan".We've been debating here about how tough an vicious Jennifer Aniston and Celine Dion would be in a fight.But the more i think about it,Jen is really skinny too.So i think you would overpower and manhandle her as well.You sound so much bigger and stronger.Celine is a bigger,taller women,so she would be tougher.But,in the end,you just sound so ferocious and strong that i think you'd crush her with your power. AndrewJun 14 2014 1:22pm Certainly wouldnt say jennifer was skinny.she might have been when she was younger,but that slimness is mostly lean muscle now from a heavy workout regime ,hence her high regard amongst girlfight fans.lisa certainly sounds a handful,and id love to see her take them on,butceline would beat the tar out of her,shes very fit and strong and would never give in.personally i think avril is well sexy andmuch as i love a good chickfight,id rather she fought someone close to her own size,rather than someone like lisa,tasty as she sounds! nickJun 15 2014 11:22am I agree that Avril would do much better against girls her own size.But she's too little and weak to take on a bigger,stronger women like me.I don't understand why Jennifer Aniston is held in such high regard by you guys.I agree she's in good shape.And despite her "nice girl" image,i think she's a diva and a cold bitch.But i can't picture her fighting.She's not very strong and she is pretty thin looking.I said i would break Avril's tiny little ribs with a bearhug or bodyscissor.And i would.But i would also break Jen's weak little ribcage as well in a fight.I would crush her.There's nothing a tough regular women like me would want to do than beat the piss out these rich,pampered,bitchy celebs.really punish them.Plus,i'm a much bigger bitch than Jennifer could ever be. LisaJun 15 2014 4:16pm Nice to hear from you lisa! Maybe you could beat jen in a fair fight,and id love to see you whup yourself a celeb! I can see how theyre being pampered and fawned over would make a woman want to make them eat dirt,and it would be a huge turn on to watch you do it.would love to hear about your best real fight.still put my money on celine in a celine vs lisa battle.keep on bitchin! nickJun 16 2014 1:50am Looks like someones got the hots for lisa.too much of a fatty for me(and far too old.)no way she'd beat up jen or celine.still reckon avril would hand her a thrashing too. anonJun 16 2014 4:11am Hey,anon,i'm not fat.I'm solid muscle.I work out with weights and jog.And 35 isn't old.Don't you know women get tougher and stronger in our 30's.(and bitchier too).Avril Lavigne is not tough.Did you ever see her on the show "punk'd"? She was in tears by the end of it.And she be in tears in matter of seconde if i ever got a hold of her.She'd be in intensive care with all her tiny little ribs broken.Same with Jennifer,another phony tough girl.I.ve beaten up 5 girls and 2 boys in my life.To nick,the best,most violent girlfight i had was when i was 24 years old.My stepsister was talking poo about me,so we had it out in my backyard.She's tough too,so it was a real struggle.We punched and kick each other until we were both bleeding and bruised.I finally got her in a bearhug and almost broke her back.I squeezed the air right out of her 'tii she was screaming and balling her eyes out.It took 3 people to get me off her.I crushed that bitch.It was such an exciting feeling. LisaJun 17 2014 1:10pm Btw guys,i did fight a tiny little girl about Avril's size when i was about 18.I thought she was gonna disrespect me.So i grabbed her by her narrow little throat and pick her up off the ground.She was so scared that her eyes started to tear up instantly.I let her go and slapped her hard across the face.She went down in a heap and stayed there for a long time crying uncontrollably. LisaJun 17 2014 2:58pm Sounds one hell of a backyard bundle! Thats what makes girlfights so exciting to watch,females are much more deadly than the male,and when they take agin each other theres no limits to what theyll do to each other thats for sure.apart from that you girls are just so darn gorgeous! Like you say lisa a woman in her thirties is in her prime,as many a younger girl has found out to her cost! If you ever have some time,id love to hear a full account of that fight.may sound a bit pervy,but a hell of a lot of guys find girl fights a real turn on. nickJun 18 2014 3:02am Earlier,i said if i ever got Avril Lavigne in a bearhug or leg scissors,i would crush her little rib cage and break all her tiny ribs.Avril fan got all upset that i would hurt his fantasy beat-down girl so badly.How would you feel about me crushing that arrogant little bitch and breaking her little ribcage? LisaJun 19 2014 4:36am lisa,it's one thing to talk about beating someone in a wrestling match or a fight.but what you say you would do to my girl avril is over the lie.if you really crushed her little ribcage and broke all her ribs,it could be fatal.how can you even talk about hurting avril so terribly.she doesn't deserve that.i think you are one very sick,disturbed BITCH.btw,littte avril isn't my fantasy beat-down girl.i just think it would be exciting to roll around and compete with such a tough,pretty little young woman like her. avril fanJun 19 2014 7:17am Lisa,if you can do it,go girl.avrils arrogant enough to take you on i reckon,and once the fists start to fly what happens happens.if you get her between those legs of yours shes pretty much had it! With strong sexy legs like yours it would just be a darn shame if you didnt fight in short shorts or a mini.watching her desperate struggle,trapped between those would be so hot. nickJun 19 2014 10:14am I'd wear my little excersize shorts,very short and tight.I wouldn't be comfortable fighting long pants because my legs are so thick muscular.I've been told i look like a smaller version of bodybuilder Kortney Olson.She's huge and tough,a true beast.If i ever got a tiny little bitch like Avril between my legs,it would be over in a matter of seconds.But i wouldn't right away.I'd really grind it out and punish her.It might be painful for people to watch.Her little ribs would go "snap,crackle,pop".The thought of punishing and humbling a mouthy little bitch like that really excites me. LisaJun 19 2014 3:14pm Damn,Lisa,you sound amazing.You're so confident and fearless.I looked up Kortney Olson because i'd never heard of her.You're right.She is a powerful women,and a vicious beast.You look like her?That's awesome.Powrerful,ass-kicking women are the best.You must look so smoking-hot in your little excersize shorts.But,please,don't break any little bitch's ribs.I wouldn't want to see you get in trouble.Go lisa,my superwoman!!! AndrewJun 20 2014 3:03pm Lovin it girl.wouldnt want to take my eyes off of you in those shorts.know what you mean about not rushing to finish her,but enjoying having your opponent under your control.when youve been knocking each other about and your bloods up you dont want your victory to be short lived,you want to enjoy the experience.when guys fight they just want to end it as quick as possible.females seem to like to humiliate their rival and rub their noses in it.with a pretty,spoiled and pampered woman,used to getting everything she wants,it must be sweet that moment when youve taken her and shown her youre the better woman,why rush it! Lisa,you need an opponent that will test you,and give as good as she gets.if she really hurts you,youre gonna love it when youve got her beat! You also want one that thats as much of a bitch as you,and if she takes you,will do the same to you.id love to watch you take on celine.what a bruising scrap that would be! Shes tall,and although slim,shes very hard and well muscled and very competitive.for us guys watching you in your little shorts and perhaps a sports top that shows of your hard stomach and strong arms and shoulders, fighting celine in the tiny gold and white dress ,would be awesome.really sexy and freakin brutal and exciting.one of you girls would wind up needing major reconstructive surgery! nickJun 21 2014 3:19am Thanks,guys.Andrew,i'm glad you goggled Kortney Olson to get an idea what i look like.I never heard of her until,someone told me i looked like her.I'm not as big as she is,but i admire her so much.Btw,i'm proud to be your "Superwoman". And Nick,i've never actually lost a fight,even against boys.The most i was ever tested was against my stepsister,which i wrote about earlier.She had the upper hand a couple times during our fight.She punched me several times in the face,giving me a bloody nose.She also had me in a painful headscissor.I felt like i was gonna pass out and almost gave up.That was a brutal fight.We really punished each other.By the time i made her submit to my bearhug,i was so enraged that i was like a wild animal.I hated her and really wanted to hurt that bitch.It took several people to pull me off her.As they pulled off her I was cursing and spitting on her.Also,guys,thanks for the compliments about my little excersize shorts.Guys are always checking me out in them.I understand,because they're so short and tight that my legs and butt are bulging out of them. LisaJun 21 2014 4:01am Nick,I know you love to see me and Celine battle it out.As i said in an earlier post,she would be a serious challenge.It wouldn't be easy at all,and i respect how tough she is.But i just think in the end I would be too powerful for her.I'm also ten years younger and I turn into a relentless animal when i fight.I'd crush and break her in the end. LisaJun 21 2014 6:10am That's right Lisa.No bitchy,diva celeb is beating my superwoman.Especially in tight little shorts.I'm soory,but i can't get that image out of my head.So hot.Damn,i'm getting so excited just thinking about it!! AndrewJun 21 2014 7:08am Thank you,Andrew.I'm flattered.But,take it easy,honey,don't get too excited.On second thought,enjoy yourself.HAHAHAHA!!! LisaJun 21 2014 9:44am I get you little joke,Lisa.Cute.I noticed you seem to have shut up that pathetic weasel,"Avril fan".Good job.I was getting tired of him crying about how you would hurt his little bitchy dream girl.He problaby accepted the reality that his foul-mouth,tiny Canadian bitch would get tormented and crushed by a strong,real woman like you.He can go off and fanasize about the skanky little bitch beating his ass in his little underwear.That's obviously what he gets off on.What a pervert.Thank you for putting him to shame,my mighty superwoman. AndrewJun 22 2014 9:25am Thank you,Andrew,my #1 fan.I think i finally got rid of that little sissy boy.What a wimp.I like real men,not little boys who get excited by getting beaten and abused by women.I know that sort of fetish is a big thing nowadays.And us tough feel empowered by beating up men.But i never understood why so many guys are turned on by getting beaten by women.It's pathetic,and i have no rspect for any man who's into that.From your "superwomen". LisaJun 22 2014 10:01am Lisa,which woman would you most like to take on in an all out nhb brawl,and who would you fancy challenging to a submission wrestling match? How about the female youd most enjoy beating the crap out of! The scrap between you and your stepsister would have been really horny to watch,so closely matched.if you were wearing those sexy shorts mmm.... nickJun 23 2014 6:57am 1)NHB match=singer Pink.Somebody in an earlier post here metioned that she's really tough and strong,and i agree.It would be a wild,brutal fight.Could be bloody as well.Would be a real challenge for me.We'd be trying to tear each other apart the whole time.i think i'm a little bigger,stronger and more sadistic than Pink.I would beat her into a bloody knockout. 2)Submission match=Anna Kornakova.Got all kinds of money and attenion because of her barbie doll looks.Never won anything in tennis.Would love make her submit over and over again to different hold.Make that prissy little blond pay for taking away from much more deserving players.3)Kim Kardashian.Just because such a diva and a whore,i would beat her up more than anybody.Thinks the world revolves aroud her.I wouldn't stop punishing her until she cries like a baby.That would be vicious and cruel to watch.And since you guys like it so much,i'd wear the shortest,tightest little exercise shorts i could find.And a black sports bra to match my jet-black hair.I'd be bulging out everywhere.I'll bet you guys would really enjoy that. LisaJun 23 2014 2:49pm Black sports bra and teeny shorts,phew! Thered be some serious wood.dont think much on pink,but id enjoy watching you teach kournikova the error of her ways! Shes very fit and pretty strong,so shed be no pushover,but i bet youd play with her like a cat with a mouse.as for kim, well all shes got going for her is a good pair of legs.just the kind of woman you would pretty much have to fight if you saw her.shes got a big mouth to go with her ego,and shed be just dumb enough to have a go back if you insulted her.once you got hold of her though,youd beat her till she begged for mercy and youd make her grovel and lick your feet. nickJun 23 2014 4:23pm Pink and Kournakova would be a brutal but I don't think you're really pushing yourself with Kim. Even avril fan or 12dan could take her down. simonJun 23 2014 5:33pm With your strength and build and particularly your brutal style and enjoyment of fighting,youd make a fortune as a prize fighter.theres big bucksto be made for a woman with your ability and courage.all the guys would be putting their money on you,especially when you come out wearing your little shorts and sports bra,theyd be drooling over an amazon like you.once the brawling started theyd see what a dangerous bitch you can be too.have you seen queen of the hood 2,i reckon youd take either of the heavyweights and beat them up bad,and itd take a few strong guys to pull you off. nickJun 24 2014 3:28am Ps i agree with simon that you wouldnt bepushing yourself against kim,but id still find it very hot to see you knocking the stuffing out of the pampered whore,and i wouldnt be rushing to try and separate you for sure! nJun 24 2014 3:36am Man,Lisa's got quite a fan club going here.Have you guys goggled Kortney Olson to get an idea what Lisa looks like? She must be so hot!! I get excited just thinking about her,especially in her little shorts.I can't stop thinking about our sexy destroyer pummeling some helpless bitch.WOW!!!!! AndrewJun 24 2014 2:40pm You guys are great,and i'm flattered with the attention.I can't believe i excite you guys so much.Nick,i've never seen "Queen of the Hood 2",and i would never want to fight for money.The fights i've had were either self-defense or somebody got in my face and started it.I don't go looking for fights with people.I'm not a bully.The only time in my life when was a bully was an incident in high school.I beat up this boy and gave him a monster wedgie.I pulled his underwear so hard that they tore right off him.I standing there with his little white breifs in my hand as all the kids were laughing at him.It was pretty cruel on my part.And Andrew,i know you love me and all.But try to calm down,Don't get yourself too excited,you might hurt yourself. LisaJun 24 2014 4:03pm BTW,Simon.The reason i said Kim Kardashian is simple.The question was who would i most like to beat the crap out of.Not who would be a tough fight.And who wouldn't want to see that fake,stuck-up whore get punished and humbled. LisaJun 24 2014 4:20pm Don't worry Lisa my superwoman.I won't hurt myself.I love that story about the wedgie.That must have been hilarious.You must've been really strong even as a teenager,to rip somebody's underwear right off him.Were you lifting weights back then? AndrewJun 25 2014 4:30am Good morning,Andrew.My sweet little fan.I was just starting weight lifting back then.I lift much more now.I do curls,bench presses.But i work on my legs the most.Squats,leg presses,etc.My legs are my pride and joy.I just love making them stronger and stronger.Btw,do girls still give boys wedgies these days?I was a big thing when i was a teen.Thank you,Andrew.From your superwoman,Lisa. LisaJun 25 2014 5:41am Thank you,Lisa,for talking so nice to me.I don't think wedgies are that common these days.Girls have gotten more cruel and sadistic.Now a huge thing is ballbusting.They just kick boys hard in the balls randomly.They then laugh as the poor boy is on the ground crying in agony.These girls don't care how much they hurt the boys.What do you think of that? Would you do that if you were a teen today? AndrewJun 25 2014 5:53am I would never kick a guy in the balls unless he was trying to rape me or attack me somehow.You can hurt a guy for life,maybe even kill him.See,these are the type of mean,bitchy girls i used to beat the crap out of. LisaJun 25 2014 5:59am I'm so glad to hear that,Lisa.With your thick,powerful legs,you would probably kill a poor guy if you ever drilled him in the nuts.If you don't mind me asking,how often do you lift and what do you wear? AndrewJun 25 2014 8:26am That's ok,Andrew.I don't mind.I lift three days per week and usually wear my exercise shorts and a cut-off tank top.I also do extreme high intensity aerobics four days per week.The high intensity aerobics are insane.One hour of non-stop fast-paced cardio.I never sweat so much as when i do it.I have incredible stamina.And just so you know,i wear my shortest,tightest little shorts when i do this.I'll bet you guys like that visual.I hope i answered your questions,little Andrew.From your mighty superwoman,Lisa. LisaJun 25 2014 8:42am i haven't posted in a couple weeks,but i want to respond to what i've been reading.first of all,simon said even i could take kim kardashian.i thought about it and looked at many pictures of kim.and i really don't think i could beat her.she's so think and strong looking,i think she would overpower me.the only kardashian sister i might beat is kourtney,because she's so small.but khloe is much too big and tough.she would put me down for sure.secondly,i'm still haunted by the image of lisa crushing my girl avril's ribcage and breaking all her ribs.i looked at several pictures of avril in bikinis,and her midsection and ribcage are so tiny.the thought of lisa hurting her her like that and avril suffering that way horrifies me.whenever i think of her being hurt like that,i want to cry.lisa,please take that back,and tell me you would never do that to her.you say you're not a bully,but all you do is tell stories of you brutalizing people.you ever wedgied a boy so hard you tore his underpants off.you sound like a mean,violent bully to me.and andrew and nick,you shouldn't be encouraging lisa like this.she could really hurt someone someday. avril fanJun 25 2014 1:39pm Alright Avril fan,this is the last time i will respond to you.I'm tired of your whining and crying.First off,i agree with you that Kim K would beat your ass.You're so weak and pathetic.But then again,you might actually enjoy it.You realy ought to get this out of your system once and for all.Go to a gym or someplace where young women are working out.Pick a tough looking girl and tell her you want to wrestle against her in an anything goes battle.Tell her you'll pay her for her time.Pick a girl with tatoos and an attitude.I bet she'll jump at the chance beat up some weak loser like you.If you're lucky,she may even let you wrestle in you tighty-whitie underpants.You could live out your beat-down fantasy.Believe strong young girls today would really enjoy whipping your ass and punishing you.And i will never take back what i said about your little Avril.If she challenged me,i would wrap my thick legs around her tiny mid-section,and crush her ribcage.Breaking all her tiny little ribs.I hope you are haunted by this.And don't you ever tell my fans Andrew and Nick what to do.They appreciate me and support my "girl power. LisaJun 25 2014 6:17pm lisa,i can't believe what a cruel,heartless bitch you really are.i think of avril trapped between your huge legs with a look of terror on her face.then she crying hysterically as your breaking her tiny little ribs.the horrific pain she would be in.i start crying myself just thinking of that.how can you even think of doing something so awful.she's such a tiny little girl.you,lisa,are nothing but an evil bitch. avril fanJun 26 2014 3:20pm Hey,lisa,youre one full of yourself little piece! Some big hero woman you are beating up wimpy celebrities.personally i reckon youre all talk and no show.darling youve just got to be laughable with your big fat treetrunk legs in teeny shorts.at your age you should know better! Once you get to thirty,its time to cover up,especially if youre overweight.as for being in your prime! Lol! Im twenty three,five ft six and medium build,i run and work out three times a week,and if i wore shorts like that your sad little fan club wouldnt give you a second glance.something tells me youre a big old bull dyke lesbian anyway,so not quite so sexy eh? You and me now bitch.back away and get off this site or come face me.ill be waiting janeyJun 27 2014 6:07am thank you,janey.finally,someone besides me is fed up with lisa.she's a bully and a bitch.period.wanting to break a little girl's ribs.i think that's horrible.janey,what do you think about lisa wanting to hurt a tiny little girl like that?i'm glad you put that bitch lisa in her place.thank you again!!! avril fanJun 27 2014 6:48am I think shes a phony.i havent put the bitch in her place yet!,our little face off is coming though,and i cant wait to get my teeth into the dyke bitch! If theres one thing i love its tearing strips off a woman that thinks shes tough.me and miss short shorts have got some talkin to do between us,or she walks away and admits defeat. janeyJun 27 2014 7:45am I won't respond to "avril fan" because the little pansie does not exist to me anymore.To Janey:1)The whole point of this site is whether female celebrities could beat people up.People threw Avril Lavigne and jennifer Aniston in my face.So i said i would destroy those wimpy celebs.You probably feel you would destroy as well.2)My legs are not fat at all.They are thick and muscular.Most men like to see me in my little shorts and cut-off shirts because my body is voluptous.3)35 is not past your prime.Men today like women in their '30's and '40's.We're sexy and strong.Men think of women in their '20's as little girls.4)I'm no dyke.Been married to a great man for 7 years.A real man,btw,not a little sissy boy like avril fan.5)My fans,Nick and Andrew,think the world of me.I think my sweet little Andrew is in love with me.I'm his "superwoman".6)You sound like you're in great shape,but you're still a little girl to me.I'm an animal,and break you in half.You'd be crying for mercy,darling. LisaJun 27 2014 8:12am Been married for seven years,huh,and busy turning on strange guys with your too short shorts.sounds like youre a skank darling,thats about your measure.as for guys preferring women of thirty or fourty,who are you kidding,just yourself girl.if we were both to put on our sexiest gear and asked guys which one theyd rather have,theyd all want me,even your husband! No guy wants an oldie like you,all stretch marks and sagging,if they have half a chance of a well muscled,butsoft and tasty and very leggy woman like me.andrews not in love with you,he just likes tough women,and im tougher than you and sexier than you,and if we fought id give you such a beating youd never walk again.youre nothin honey,and im after you,skank janeyJun 27 2014 8:50am Take it easy,ladies.No need for these harsh words and threats.You both sound like very strong,fit beautiful women.Lisa,threatening to break a tiny girl's ribs was a bit much,i admit.And Janey,you were out of line to threaten Lisa for no reason.Btw Janey many older women are smoking hot.And most of us young guys would love to hook up with one.Jennifer Aniston and Celine Dion were talked about a lot on this site.They're both in their mid 40's,and they're both gorgeous.Lisa,sorry to hear you're married,but you're still my superwoman.I can dream,can't i?Good luck,beautiful ladies,Janey and Lisa. AndrewJun 27 2014 2:45pm Take it easy ladies? If you understand women,you know we are both strong,sexy women and we have to decide who is top girl,and nothing you can say will change that.lisa is no superwoman,shes a middleagded has been.if you want a sexy female to lust after.a woman who is happy to fight any female who fancies their chances,look no further.me and lisa are moving close to a sorting out.ive noticed,like you boys,how reasonable and grown up shes acting dont be fooled,that woman knows shes up against an adversary shes not sure she can take!i can smell her fear.me and the bull dyke are on a collision course and only one of us will still be here in a week.think ill put on something real sexy for you guys! bought this black sports dress.not much of it,but it shows off my long sexy legs.imagine lisas kneck cramped between them.ill take that old biddy.come and get me you fat whore,im here waiting.ill humiliate you in front of your fan club. janeyJun 27 2014 4:51pm Hmm..! Interesting.im with andrew on the smoking hot in their forties bit.celine is the hottest woman on earth for me.didnt like her when she was younger at all.as shes reached her forties though shes suddenly built a gym fit body and totally gone for a sexy image and it has me panting for her.aniston got better with age too! The idea of lisa in her little shorts and cut down tops fighting these women sure gets me hot too.however,since i love girlfights id hardly be the one to step between two fine women sorting out their differences! Janey obviously loves a confrontation and shell bait our lisa till she takes the hook,and when she does turn on janey theyll rip each other apart.shame its not irl ! Good luck girls! nickJun 28 2014 2:54am way to go,janey.my new hero.it looks like you really did shut that heartless bitch lisa up.i hate her.she talks about ripping boys'underwear off and breaking little girls'ribs.and she tried to humiliate me constantly.i don't think she's a dyke.and i do agree that some older women are hot.but,other than that,screw her.i think the bitch has met her match,and is now running scared.janey,you wouldn't rip a boy's underpants off,or break i tiny girl's ribs,would you?you sound better than that.thank you again for humbling that c*cky bitch. avril fanJun 28 2014 9:34am Damn,Janey.I hope you didn't chase Lisa off this site.I love talking to her.She's my dream womean.You even have avril fan gloating,Lisa,please come back!!I miss ny superwoman!!!!! AndrewJun 29 2014 3:56am It's ok,Andrew.I'm still here honey.Don't listen to avril fan or Janey.I'm no bull dyke,and i'm not fat.And i'm certainly not a whore.I've never cheated on my husband.Other than the one boy i wedgied in high school,i've never bullied anyone in my life.I love and appreciate the fact that you and Nick support me.I love that you think of me as your superwoman.Janey sounds like someone who would also break the ribs of a little bitch like Avril Lavigne.And,like me,she would also rip a boys underwear right off him with a monster wedgie.I don't understand why she's mad at me.We don't sound that different.Keep fantasizing about your superwoman,my sweet Andrew. LisaJun 29 2014 10:40am Cant be two big fish in one small pool.if i meet another tough woman i want to fight her.i dont like you,get it? You think youre some kind of superwoman and you boast that youve never been beat in a fight.red rag to a bull,bitch.straight way i want to get my hands on you and sort you out.you all big talk bout hurtin and breaking ribs,and youre some animal or something,leading these guys on with how tough you are,and how sexy you look and when some girl calls you out on it,wel fancy you go all mrs reasonable the goody two shoes schoolmam.hell bitch youre not even in punching range and youre too much a coward to go against me.andrew,see what youre idolising?hey maybe even little avril would make you poo yourself. janeyJun 29 2014 11:36am Janey,be honest.If some snotty little like Avril got in you face,wouldn't you crush her tiny ribcage,too? And if you wedgied a boy,wouldn't you pull so hard you'd rip his little panties right off him? LisaJun 29 2014 12:27pm Lisa,id kick your ribs till they broke,youre a tough bitch…(so you say),but since ive bin on your case youre like a little mouse.have some self respect woman,fight your corner ,or apologize to your fanclub and admit to them that youre a fraud and slink away before i take you right down in front of them.stop squirming you fat useless old bitch,youre mine janeyJun 29 2014 1:56pm You didn't answer the question,honey.Probably because you've done the same things you're mad at me for doing.Look in the mirror. LisaJun 29 2014 2:08pm Btw,for the 30th time,i'm not fat,old or useless.But i can be a bitch.Why so mad,young lady?We're gonna have a female president in a couple years.Hillary's coming!!! Bitches like us should be happy. lisaJun 29 2014 2:28pm This bitch will only be happy with your skalp.btw hilary c is useless put upon leftie twat.what are you scared of fatso,me taking you,welcome to the real world,scaredy cat janeyJun 29 2014 2:35pm Honey im not mad at you for being a bully or any of the other s..t. i want you because you pretend youre hard,but when youre called on it you run like a little girl.stand up bitch janeyJun 29 2014 2:40pm You there still,cowardly bitch.come out and face me,your little fan club must be so disapointed in their superwoman janeyJun 29 2014 2:47pm oh,poor poor lisa.you've been humbled finally.i guess you're tough when you can beat up and hurt 5'0" 95lb. tiny little girls like my avril.you are nothing but a bullying bitch.you said you could beat celebs like jen aniston and celine dion,but i doubt it.i think either one would punch your lights out and choke you out by scissoring your fat head between their muscular,luscious thighs.your pathetic "fan club" will abandon you soon.keep going around in town wearing your tight little shorts and getting men excited,but janey sounds like a real woman.hey janey,could you beat up jen and celine? how about the ultimate female monster,serena williams? avril fanJun 30 2014 3:56am Well well!janie youre a beast! The claws are definitely out for lisa.im not taking sides in this.sexy lisa does seem to have backed off from confronting you,which is strange given her usual confident and tough stance.maybe one bitch has met her match. nickJun 30 2014 4:09am Nick,i need you expert opinion here.You obviously enjoy girlfights and know a lot about them.This site is about tough female celebrities.The three who have talked about the most are Avril Lavigne,Jennifer Aniston and Celine Dion.In your opinion,how would Janey do against these three celebs?And also,describe a match between Janey and me.Break these four matchups down for me.I trust your expertise on girlfights.Thanks. lisaJun 30 2014 2:18pm Don't worry,Lisa.I'll never abandon you.I'll always be you #1 fan.You have a heart and sound nice deep down.Janey just sounds mean and disrespectful. AndrewJun 30 2014 3:47pm Thank you,Andrew.I know you'd always have my back.Don't pay any attention to Janey.She wants to fight because i said i'm tough and strong.Who cares?There's millions of tough women in the world.What's the big deal?I don't get it.I'm really anxious to hear Nick's prediction'f for the 4 girlfights i asked him about.Your sexy superwoman'Lisa!!! lisaJun 30 2014 4:30pm Hi sexy lisa thank you for the compliment!true i do love girlfights,very hot and v exciting.one thing thats different with females is that strength isnt always the decider,unless youre talking about wrestling.it seems to be all about comittment.speed,knowing what to do and sheer guts. generally you can tell just by the look of them who will take who and its usually the meanest of the two.nice girls cant lose their inhibitions and really kick ass,a mean girl will rip your eyes out!even if youre bigger and fitter. To the job in hand....going on the little info i have youd massacre avril(sorry avrilfan) shes game but too small.jen would cause you trouble,but youd put her down with your fists.as you well know im nuts about celine,she turns me on something terrible! But half that is because shes worked on her body and made it slim,but hard as wood all over.shes also tall and very competitive and theres a look about her that says shed stop at nothing to win.she also doesnt get on with other women too well! If you hated her you might beat her,but otherwise youd have limits and i dont think she would. As for janey,id love to know more about her,then i could guess whod take who.shes nasty and as i said,she obviously really enjoys getting in another womans face and having a good old slanging match.i would imagine shed be a nasty opponent in a scrap too! Dont know enough to call that one.i think you two will have to sort things out between you,and i hope youll give as good as you get nickJul 01 2014 8:11am Ps janey,would love to know more about you.how do you reckon youd do against avril,jen and celine?i think i can guess how you think youd do against lisa! nickJul 01 2014 8:25am Wow this took off in unexpected ways. Looking at the original question how does anyone think I would do in a fight against some of these girls like Kim megan or kate? My body hasnt changed much, still have girly hips, man boobs and thin arms, but I think I could win and take Lisa and janey too. I wouldn't be mean though, I'd just pin and tickle you both all in good fun. 12danJul 01 2014 9:31am Hi Dan,this is Lisa.Thanks for the question.Megan is a twig,and i think you would overpower and pin her pretty easily.Kate is a tall supermodel,but probably not very strong.I could see you pinning her in a tough match.Kim is not a fighter,but she is very thick.Between her legs and butt,she could be tough to overpower.If she sits on you,or catches you in a bodyscissors,forget it.You're finished.I think see wouldbeat you with a scissors.Would be a terrific match,though.I want to say this with all due respect,bacause you're probably a very nice guy.But Janey or myself would absolutely destroy you.We're both very strong,tough,athletic and mean.I would wrap my huge,muscular legs around your thin mid-section and squeeze until you cried for me to stop.I could break your ribs if i really wanted to.I would crush you.You seem nice,so i would show you some mercy and let go once you starting sceaming for me to stop.I'd make you cry a little,to make you learn your lesson.I can't speak for Janey,but she would probably punch and kick you into a bloody submission.Hope i answered your questions. lisaJul 01 2014 11:16am Janey,i'm 5'6" 140lbs.I'm 35,white and have short jet-black hair.I also have 3 tatoos.What's your desciption? I'm curious what you look like.I look like bodybuilder Kortney Olson.What famous person do you most resemble? lisaJul 01 2014 12:06pm Thanks for answering lisa! I guess I know to never try to tickle you as you just might kick my ass, but I think it would be pretty close and even if you won I'd never cry :) I think your assessment of Kate and Megan is correct, though I'd easily pin Kate and slap around her boobs. However Kim is just too small to win, if she falls on her ass it would be like a turtle on its back, she'd flail her limbs and be unable to get up as I pin her. Looking back at the list everyone one on it is just too small or thin, I'd bet money that I'd pin them all. A couple more fair match ups would be me vs Jennifer Lawrence, Aly michalka, elizabeth olsen, Ashley Greene, Jennifer Lopez or Yvonne Strahovski. Any one of those could go either way, maybe assured wins vs Aly and Elizabeth and a loss to Yvonne. 12danJul 01 2014 12:13pm I think you would beat everyone on that list,except Jennifer Lopez.Again,very strong lower body.Plus,she's in great shape.I'd put my money on J Lo in that match.And btw,if you getting crushed between by legs and your ribs were breaking,you would be crying,darling. lisaJul 01 2014 12:21pm Lopez is tough, far tougher than Kim. Though I'd love to put Lopez in her place. I'll concede if you were breaking my ribs I might cry a little. Who do you think would be a good match up or destroy me that's not uber muscular (ie not a celine dion or madonna)? Btw,saw early you called me weak and pathetic, glad you softened that image and can at admit I'm stronger than most of these celebs. My guess is that you were just annoyed with avril fan. 12danJul 01 2014 1:09pm Jennifer Aniston would beat you up pretty badly.45 years old,but in great shape.Can go hours on a treadmill.Rock solid legs,too.Plus,i hear she's mean and nasty off camera.She'd lose her cool and beat the crap out of you. lisaJul 01 2014 1:27pm Last thing ill write today but I figured Jen would come up, everyone here seems to hold her to a high standard. Maybe a few years ago shed be this dominate but at 45 she's definitely not at her prime. At twenty years younger than her I'm wondering if there's anyone more my age who'd be a better match up. I cant really come up with anyone outside Lawrence who might give me trouble. As a skinny fat male me and her seem to share similar body size. I'd bet she's a bit more muscular but I outweigh her by at least 20 pounds. 12danJul 01 2014 1:55pm How about Rihanna.In her mid-20's,tall,and in great shape.Very long,lean,but muscular.I could see choking you out with those legs.Tough girl,too.Battle hardened. lisaJul 01 2014 2:48pm Have to respond simply because I cannot stand Rihanna. Her Miley and avril make up the big three of pretend tough chicks. While I would just pin the others I'm afraid I would make those three beg and apologize for being such brats before letting them up. No way im losing to anyone of them. Lisa you must feel the same way about them, I bet you'd take all three and beat them at once. Maybe athletes like Allison stoke, Ashley Wagner and mckayla marooney would give me a harder time then these celebs. 12danJul 01 2014 3:17pm Dude Kate is 5'10 and works out everyday. You said you would pin her and slap around her boobs? Sounds like shed be doing that to you! simonJul 01 2014 3:32pm Dan,all 3 of the girls you named are pro athletes.By your own desciption of yourself,you don't sound very fit or powerful.So i think all 3 girls would pin you to the ground.Their strength,flexibility and stamina would be too much for an average guy like you.Sorry. lisaJul 02 2014 3:28am Nick(and lisa) im 5'6"" and around 125lb. Have long straight redish hair,fair skin with freckles,several tattoos and look a bit like the girl in 'carrie',whoever that was,only ive got a broken nose from fighting at school.im23.nick youre right about me forsure,i love getting in someones face and having a good row,cant beat the rush.dont know anything much about celine dion,but seems we have one thing in common,neither of us gets on with other women.i looked at some photos of her and sorry fella she looks like one of them drag acts! Shes way way too old for the kind of hoochie dresses she wears,even i wouldnt wear something that short.if i came across her id want to fight her so bad.she looks like shes a hard woman,but id kick her teeth in.bitch lisas sooo nice to me,but shes said shed take me and im going to embarrass her in front of her silly fan club by taking the p outta her till you all see what a soft and gutless dyke she is.love and kisses janeyJul 02 2014 3:32am Janey,how would you do against Jen Aniston and Avril? I'm not a dyke,for the 40th time. lisaJul 02 2014 3:48am Well lard ass,im calling you one.what you gonna do?avrils too small to bother with,jen id love to smack,along with you janeyJul 02 2014 4:06am Lisa,if i fought you,first thing id do is kick you in the shins,and you know how that hurts,id keep working on those legs youre so proud of, kicking youin the kneecaps,shins and calves till i splinter bone.youre a strong woman so id keep out of your clutches,swapping punches.ok id take some bad hits whilst i disable your pride and joy,but once youre hobbled ive got you.youre on the ground and id stomp your head.then youre softened up nicely and id be on you,lookin forward to testing muscle against muscle in a good ole hoe down brawl.sweetheart you know id make you blub.btw just for nick and andrew ill fight you in my little black dress,theyl be creaming themselves janeyJul 02 2014 5:11am damn,janey!are you an mma fighter or something?soungs like you would that evil bitch,lisa.that little black dress sounds sexy.i admit,i'd probably have a little "accident"too.you're my new hero,janey.you should have a fan club,too.you go girl!!!!!! avril fanJul 02 2014 2:05pm sorry for the spelling above.i meant to say that it sounds loke you would destroy that nasty,evil bitch,lisa.she's always talking about making people cry.you would make that slut cry,too. avril fanJul 02 2014 2:09pm Thank you avrilfan.ive always found that if you show a bit of leg or tit guys are like putty in your hands! Youre right i would destroy miss shortshorts.no contest.i would most of all enjoy making the old girl cry,how humiliating.xx janeyJul 03 2014 3:27am After reading Janey detailed prediction of her ballte with Lisa,i have several comments:1) Janey is tough fighter and legit badass,no doubt.But something tells me it wouldn't be that easy or one-sided.Lisa sounds like she can fight too,and she's very strong and ferocious.I'd still put my money on my beautiful,sexy girl Lisa.2)If Janey did beat Lisa up like she said,it would be horrifying for me to watch see my girl take a beating.3)Janey,you probably look super hot in your little black dress.But seeing Lisa in her little,tight shorts would make me "cream" much quicker.4) I can't wait to hear Lisa's response.But let me be clear,Janey.Even though i love Lisa,you clearly are a tough,strong young woman.my compliments. AndrewJul 03 2014 4:01am Wow!A lot to respond to,so here goes.Andrew,thank you so much for picking me to win.And for saying that i would make you "cream" first.That's so cute.Janey,you really think you could beat me that easily?Really??? I'm not a punching bag,so i'd be fighting back.I'd catch you leg,grab your throat with the other hand and put you down hard.I like how you said i'd be muscle against muscle,but only after i'd been weakened with kicks to the legs and head.Not muscle against muscle when we're both 100%.I'll give you this:you're a tough girl who can obliously fight.And it would be a brutal,evenly match battle,no doubt.I just believe i would come out on top in the end.And finally,avril fan.Since you're joining Janey's fan club,maybe she can help you out.Ask her if she'll beat the crap out of you in your little panties.You can finally get this s+m fantasy out of your system.Janey's a rough girl who giving you the beating you really want.What do you think,Janey? Would you whip avril fan's pathetic little ass if he strips down to tighty-whitie panties? lisaJul 03 2014 4:18pm Lisa,obviously i could do that to avrilfan,but it wouldnt be a fair fight,so i wouldnt enjoy it much.anyway hes on my team right now. Now fighting you is a diffrent thing and that i would enjoy.darling i want you to be 100percent fit when we sort our differences.okay youll be after getting me down and using your strength on me,id expect that,but you grab my throat and im going to nut you in the face real hard and my knees and fists will be working you over.whatever happens i knowim faster and way nastier than you.if you take me down well find out soon enough whos the stronger woman and i reckon youll get a nasty surprise.i expect to get battered .taking you,but ive taken it before and it dont bother me ,you havent.i want you humbled and begging and theres nothing i wont do to get there.be happy to match you punch for punch bare knuckle too,thats what i enjoy the most.id spread that nose of yours all over your face girl.andrew believe me youd cream the moment you saw me in my little dress! Ill guarantee my legs are way longer and sexier than that old hag lisas. janeyJul 04 2014 8:40am Dream no,my young friend,dream on.At least you're admitting i'd be a tough battle.You're proud of having avril fan on your team? You really respect a pathetic man who wants to get his ass beat by a woman? He's just a little boy with a sick fetish.I would think a tough girl like you would not only have no respect for him,but would also really enjoy beating and punishing the perv. lisaJul 04 2014 9:45am To be honest,girls,i'd probably cream to both of you.You both sound so sexy and hot!! AndrewJul 04 2014 11:13am I understand,my sweet Andrew.We're both strong,sexy women.I just don't get how Janey can have any respect for avril fan.I would beat the absolute piss out him,and enjoy every second of it.It would give me an overwelming feeling of female empowerment.I would think Janey would feel the same way about destroying a sissy bitch like him. lisaJul 04 2014 1:09pm Lisa not sure what's wrong with wearing tight short underwear during a fight, I'd personal love to wear those if I wrestled a tough chick like kaley cuoco. And janey why are you so confrontational? If i had a chance I'd pin you down for saying some of the hurtful comments you've made 12danJul 05 2014 12:37am Lisa,if you werent a tough battle to take i wouldnt want to fight you.theres no excitement in taking on another female if shes got no chance.dont get me wrong id beat the p out of any woman if there was something personal between us.the thrill and honour comes from proving youre better than a capable and willing opponent.same as i enjoy picking an argument with any woman who seems like she might be a handfull and finding out who comes off best.adrenaline junkie me! Lisa,youve disappointed me.talking so tough to the boys,but like a little kitten when some woman like me calls you on it.thought youd be biting chunks outta me.andrew,im proud that youd get so horny over me! Quite a compliment.little dress wouldnt cover much once we got to fighting,me and her,id give it about thirty seconds before you have a little accident downstairs.finally 12dan,hope youre not having a go at me there? Otherwise you and me are gonna fall out.believe me you wont be pinning me anytime soon! janeyJul 05 2014 3:25am 12dan,i agree you would beat Kaley Cuoco.She doesn't look that strong.But don't mess with Janey,because she would beat your ass into the ground.She would really hurt you,and so would i.Janey,sorry to disapoint,honey.I told you i think i would beat you.What else can i say? Plus you didn't answer my question.Do you honestly respect guys like avril fan? And wouldn't you get an adrenaline rush from destroying a pathetic fetish boy in his little panties? Any strong woman would love to beat a perv like that. lisaJul 05 2014 3:57am Janey,nice to hear from you! I get seriously hard thinking bout you fighting lisa in that hot sounding dress.youre on the nail when you say show a bit of tit or leg and guys are like putty in your hands! We really cant help it! Dont like what you said about my much fancied celine,but id imagine youd understand what i see in her! Agree you two would only have to see each other to want to fight each other.believe me ill be giving that some serious thought.andrew ,applause for being honest,i could have said'comin clean'about gettin a log on for janey! We would wouldnt we.id love those two to fight it out ,what a battle,lisa in her short shorts and janey in her skimpy dress.sexiest thing ever.janey is a nasty fighter and she might well take our lisa im afraid to say,but neither would come out of it well,and the loser would end up taking a real pasting.janey you and lisa should cyber fight or something.xx nickJul 05 2014 5:03am hey lisa,you mean bitch.not only did janey prove to be tougher than you,but you're losing your precious fan club too.nick seems to be siding with janey.and even andrew admitted he's equally attracted to janey.i love it.you've been so cruel to me and abused me so much on this site.you called me a"bitch',"sissy","perv" etc. all i said was i have a fantasy about wrestling with avril lavigne,and you make me out to be some s+m freak.you're such a heartless bitch.and i would never take on janey.she's much too tough and violent for me.she would hurt me for real.i get scared thinking about it.janey's my new hero,because she would kick your mean cowardly fat ass. you're not a superwoman,just a superbitch. avril fanJul 05 2014 6:26am btw,bitch lisa.i would proudly wrestle little avril in my white underpants.it would be exhilarating.so exciting. avril fanJul 05 2014 6:29am Actually lisa i think kaley is the perfect example of a girl who would beat me. She's more muscular than me, has bigger shoulders and arms plus her thighs are solid muscle. No shame in losing to her, even if its in underwear. I mean how could i possibly lose to Kim but beat kaley? Not sure why your so convinced that janey could beat me. And to Janey your just acting mean toward Lisa for no reason. I would pin or fight you and make you apologize to Lisa if she didnt kick your ass first. Your all talk and no game. We're about the same age so I'd imagine talking you in the school yard in front of a bunch of other students who would laugh as I destroyed you. 12danJul 05 2014 7:50am Hi 12dan.Happy July 4th weekend! I looked at some pictures of Kaley.She's in good shape,no question.I thought with your size you could take her.But you would know better than me.The reason i picked Kim to beat you is simple.If yoy two go to the ground,it becomes more of a wrestling.And in a wrestling match,lower body strengh is so impoortant.Kim probably isn't much of a fighter.But she does a thick,powerful lower body,that could overpower someone on the ground.I can't believe i'm actually touting Janey here,because she hates my guts.But i have to honest.I think she would just be too rough,tough and mean for you.By your self-description,you don't sound all that strong.I'm sorry.All due respect,Dan.Janey's pissed at me because i said i was a tough woman.For some reason she can't stand having a another strong around.She thinks we have to fight.Why? There are many strong women,around.Is janey gonna fight every one she comes across in life.Why's she so insecure about a another strong woman around.I don't get it. lisaJul 05 2014 11:48am I'm sorry avril fan.I went back and read all my posts,and i was pretty harsh on you.I apologize for being so cruel.I was trying to shame you into being a real man.I could understand if had a normal sexual attraction to Avril.But it sounded more like a perverted fetish.I mean,wouldn't you rather have sex with a girl,than fight with her? Wouldn't that be more of a turn-on?Forget this fetish garbage.It's for losers who can't get into normal relationships.You're young,you'll grow out of it.I promise i won't bad mouth you anymore.Good luck,Lisa. lisaJul 05 2014 1:06pm Having size, that's something I've never heard. I almost feeling like posting a pic but it would be too embarrassing. I'm tall but my shoulder may be slimmer than an average girls, in fact my hips are equal in size. I've actually been laughed at by girls for having smaller arms then them, a couple who even flexed in my face. And it's not like I'm thin all over, I somehow have a pot belly and grabbable boobs. That said I've never lost fight but have been pinned and humiliated by four girls as short as 5'2. So Kaley seems prototypical of a fit girl who could handle me. But Kim is so spoiled, the idea of losing to that walking ass is too much to bear. If me and her fought, wrestled, whatever there's no way I'd let myself lose. What is the actual play by play of that match? It's hard for me to fathom an event where she could possibly get me on the ground and submit me. 12danJul 05 2014 1:56pm Janey,i cant believe it but lisa is even apologizing to avrilfan! What have you got on her? Dont like to say it,but i reckon youre right,shes well and truly met her match.so sorry lisa but janeys too tough for you,and that little dress......drool drool! Must admit i was disappointed you didnt have the nerve to stand up to janey though lisa,the idea of you two gettin your claws into each other was v v horny! 12dan,jane would take you in a second nickJul 05 2014 3:57pm What on earth does apologizing to avril fan have to do with Janey? I saw how upset he was,and realized i was pretty cruel to him. Has nothing to do with Janey.This is a great debate about all these hypothetical matchups.But it's just a debate.Nobody's fighting anybody.I'm 35,have a husband,a child and a professional career.You really think i'm getting into a fight with some insecure young girl over some question on a website? Grow up,people!! I believe i would take Janey,period.There's nothing more i can say.12dan,i think Kim would bull you over and crush you with her huge legs,hips and ass.She get on top of you,and you wouldn't be able to move.And if she trapped you in a bodyscissors,she'd squeeze you into submission.You're body doesn't sound strong enough to withstand that.I'm sorry. lJul 06 2014 3:20am No, just no way Kim wins. Her thighs are all fat and she doesn't have the muscles to break ribs or make someone cry like you do. I'd punch shed topple over then I'd get on top and spank her ass and punch her tits until she cried for mercy. Even a wimp like janey could beat Kim. 12danJul 06 2014 7:04am Kim K is in much better shape than people give her credit for.She works out and takes care of herself.Her legs are pretty strong.Don't under eastimate her just because she's such a diva.Hate to disagree,Dan,because i know mean well.But Janey would tear Kim apart.Eat her alive. lisaJul 06 2014 7:19am Btw,Janey.I spoke to a friend who is a therapist.She treats many people with mental illness issues.I told her about your need to fight any woman just because they are strong.She said it's a common condition with angry young girls.Girls like you feel so theatened and traumatized by the presence of another strong woman,that you feel attacking her is the only answer.My friend said you suffer from massive insecurity.You can get professional help for it.She thinks you'll grow out of it as you get older and more mature. You even got mad when i told you another tough bitch would be president in three years.Relax,Janey.Hillary's coming to save you!!! lisaJul 06 2014 8:38am lisa,you can take your apology and shove it.you said you were trying to make me a"real"man? i may be small and weak,but i am a real man. i just have a fantasy about a cute little singer. there's nothing wrong with that.your insults to me were so cruel,i could never forgive you. you have no idea how much you hurt me and damaged my self-esteem. repeatedly calling me a bitch,a pervert and a sissy scarred me,and left me in tears several times. you repeatedly said you wanted to break all of avril's little ribs,knowing that she could die from such a brutal thing. where's your apology for saying you would hurt a small,defenseless little girl like that. you are nothing but a mean,cruel,heartlesss bitch.a true bully. i'm so glad you've lost your 'fan club". nick is sising with janey and andrew is admitting his own attraction to her. you're finished,lisa.everybody hates you. i will hate you forever,bitch. ram you phony apology up your fat butt.BITCH!!!!!!! avril fanJul 06 2014 10:11am i meant to say nick is siding by janey. avril fanJul 06 2014 10:13am Im not at all surprised you know a therapist lisa,in act id be surprised ifyoudidnt.believe me im not traumatized by other tough women, i just enjoy testing myself against them,and i love the thrill of a good fight,a real adrenaline rush.hilary clinton is clever,she may even be a bitch,but tough? No way.nick,thanks for the compliments,thought the dress would be to your liking! (ive read your previous posts!) Definitely a leg man.you wouldnt be disappointed.earlier you said youd be giving a lot of thought to a fight between me and your pin up girl celine.what did you think would happen? If our paths crossed wed have to find out who was best wouldnt we.shes exactly twice my age so i really think id beat her. Last of all,dan...im not acting mean to lisa for no reason.she said shed break me in half,and in woman talk thats liable to provoke lively debate! Normally followed by the swapping of punches and such.i know we cant actually fight it out(were probably not even in the same country).but someone has to back down in these situations,an its no likely t b me.that and get real boy,if you and me fought in the schoolyard no way youre gonna take me down or pin me,id take you down and get your arm up behind your back,shove your face in the dirt and i wouldnt let you loose till you begged in front of everyone.dont start on me or ill come after you like i did with b lisa! janeyJul 06 2014 10:20am Janey,dear girl.Go back and check.You started in on me first and called me a bull dyke.So i responded that i'd break you in half.If i started it with you,you'd respond too,wouldn't you.Nobody backed down.I said i would win a very tough fight.You started this whole thing,not me. Avril fan,i tried to apologize,but you still hate me.fine.Go put your panties on and get beaten up by a little punk rocker. lisaJul 06 2014 10:32am Yeah good luck with that janey, while your right you, me or lisa would never actually have the chance to sort this out in real life I can confidently say I never back down from a fight. Your a wimp who can't leave Lisa alone and if we got into it I'd use my height to squish your small frame, pin you then shave your red hair and make you eat it. You couldn't even handle most of the girls listed here from Anniston to upton. 12danJul 06 2014 10:48am dan and lisa are being too hard on janey.she's not a bully like lisa.she's not talking about crushing a helpless little girls ribcage or ripping some poor boy's underpants off to humiliate him.lisa's done these things,not janey.lisa's the bully here.janey said she only likes a fair challenge,and said she wouldn't beat me up because it wouldn't be fair. dan,tell me the truth.what do you really think of lisa theatening to break all the ribs of a 5'0" 90lb tiny little girl like avril lavigne.do you really respect that evil bitch lisa for saying such a horrific thing? avril fanJul 06 2014 12:20pm Ok dan,now you creep out of the woodwork and want a go do you?i would fight you anywhere anytime.lets you and me find somewhere where we wont be disturbed and sort our differences ok? I can take any of the women youve talked about including lisa and i can certainly take a soft boy like you. janeyJul 06 2014 3:59pm Avril fan, I wouldn't use the word respect for anything said on her (especially not for Janey), but I highly doubt Lisa really means what she says about crushing avril, its more sentiment then reality. No one really wants to see her ribs crushed, but instead shamed for her punk attitude. And Janey this is just sad. first we'd have to fight in public, I need an audience to see you humiliated. When I put you in that camel clutch I need you to be begging for mercy while onlookers laugh at you. I feel a bit sorry for you so I take back shaving your head but instead I'd paddle your butt until it matched the red shade of your hair. 12danJul 06 2014 4:22pm 12dan,i think you're making a big mistake by challenging Janey.I'm trying to warn you for your own good.Janey is a tough,vicious girl who would really hurt you.You said you've been pinned by 5'2"girls before.Imagine what Janey would do to you.Janey is a beast,and would give you a terrible beating.You'd be a bloody,sobbing mess when she's done.You seem like a decent guy,so don't set yourself up for that type of punishment. lisaJul 07 2014 3:01am Id take you in front of an audience,i like that just fine.i wonder who theyd be cheering on,the sexy gal in the little dress or the ugly pot bellied boy?id so enjoy laying into that fat stomach of yours till youre throwing up and crying like a baby,but ill finish you up close and personal,trapped helplessly between my legs ill find lots of interesting ways to hurt you.ps youd best not get an erection boy,or ill swing you round like a cat by its tail. janeyJul 07 2014 3:05am Hi lisa,you answered him just as i was! Dont get me wrong,ive got nothin against you personally,i like an argument and boy would i enjoy taking you on in a fair fight! It would test us both.you sound like youd be a tough opponent,you may even be stronger than me and id be wary of taking you on in a clean wrestling match,but if it was nhb i think im nasty enough to give you a kicking.dans an idiot janeyJul 07 2014 3:20am Janey,i'm trying to warn Dan,because he doesn't know what he's getting himself into.I know you would really punish this guy.And i know you wouldn't make it quick.You'd grind him out and really make him suffer.He probably would get an erection.Most of these weak boys get turned on by strong,tough women like us.They realize how weak and helpless they are before us. lisaJul 07 2014 4:35am You wish you could give out erections, but Janey your just an ugly little girl with a broken nose. And I'd smash it again. You know the advantage of having additional fat? I'd give you the ultimate humiliation and smother you with my chest. You be screaming and struggling and everyone would laughing at you. I'm am glad this has brought you and Lisa closer, but Lisa now your being a bitch. Stop calling me weak and talking about how I'll be beat to a bloody mess and get erections from it. That's sick. The only reason I challenged janey is because how she treated you and now your making me question whose side I'm on. I will not back down from janey though, however I may go easier and just teach her a lesson rather than destroy her. 12danJul 07 2014 6:20am Dan,I'm not being a bitch towards you.You seem like a decent guy.I'm trying to do you a favor by telling you not to mess with someone like Janey.I'm just going by your self description.It sounds like you little muscle definition.Janey is strong and built like a fighter,and she would beat you into a bloody,broken mess.I'm trying to spare you an awful beating.Stick with fighting prissy celebrities.Don't mess with women who know how to fight,like Janey and myself.Hey,i don't know if you'd get an erection fighting Janey or not.But it's a known fact that most guys who like to take on women,like it because it's sexually exciting to them. lisaJul 07 2014 2:42pm All guys that want to wrestle or fight with women get sexually turned on by it,or the idea of it.thats the whole idea! Equally all guys that are into girlfights get serious wood over it.its not quite like being into gardening or diy is it! If you look on the web,literally millions of guys go onto sites about girlfights,and every one gets hard over them,so dan,why pretend eh.a girl fighting another girl or a guy is hot as hell to watch.personally i prefer girl vs girl,but thats just me.janey and lisa are so hot,if you really fought them youd have a hard on like a totem pole and youd find it very difficult to think of anything else,they on the other hand would bekicking the living daylights out of you.i challenge you to wrestle either lisa in her little shorts or leggy janey in her sexy minidress and keep your mind on the game with their legs round you ,all tied up on the ground.you havent a hope! However now youve mouthed off to janey,shell be after you. AnonymousJul 08 2014 3:34am Not anonymous at all its me nickJul 08 2014 3:35am Hi nick,nearly caught up with you today! Of course its all about sex for you guys,what isnt! Like i said before a bit of ,tit or a bit of leg and guys will do anything for you! My boyfriend gets well horny when i have a row with some girl,he wont leave me alone after. It doesnt turn me on when i get in a fight,but it is massive exciting.when me and some bitch walk towards each other,and i know were going to fight im so pumped up,nothing quite equals the rush.its that moment when your eyes lock onto each other and youre trash talking and youre about to go at it,amazing. AnonymousJul 08 2014 4:41am Not anonymous either janeyJul 08 2014 4:42am The only thing to think about in a fight is the fight. How many videos of guys vs girls do you see were an erection is present? Almost zero unless the girl is messing with his junk. But I guess janey can't help but think about boners, she probably sees very few. Are we gonna fight janey or are you cowering away? Tell you what, ill let you run if your so inclined to be a chicken, all the way back to your best bud Lisa. 12danJul 08 2014 6:45am Dan,i agree that every guy gets aroused fighting girls.But a lot do.You talked about taking on girls Allison Stoke,Ashley Wagner,Kate Upton and others.Now these are all very attractive girls.You wouldn't get sexually excited rolling around on the ground with pretty girls like this? It's ok if you did. No one would blame you if you. lisaJul 08 2014 2:21pm In my previous post,i meant to say i know not every guy gets aroused fighting with girls.My mistake. lisaJul 08 2014 2:23pm Well dan,so you wouldnt get excited fighting with a half naked woman,that says a helluva lot about you.that only leaves two possible reasons why youd want to fight them.one is that youre so weak you cant take on members of your own sex.two,you hate women ,so you want to hurt them.no doubt because they all reject you.or three......scientific research perhaps? Get real.no wonder they laugh at you. Im more than ready for you little boy.love to fight you in the cage,no way out,no ref,no rules and a large audience wanting blood.ill punch you till youre choking on your own teeth.then well hook up and go to the ground and ill control you with my legs and have some fun with you,,and ill not be in any hurry to let you go janeyJul 09 2014 2:29am the reason i want to wrestle avril lavigne so badly is because it would be so sexually exciting.i'm not ashamed to it admit it.i'd be aroused the whole time,because i love little avril and thinh she's so attractive.it's normal to have these fantasies.any guy wrestling with allison stoke or kate upton would be aroused big time,even 12dan.there's nothing wrong with it. avril fanJul 09 2014 3:44am It's about physcial competition, strength vs strength, it's a bit of a taboo but doesn't have to be sexual in nature and I'd at least like to think I'm tougher then upton, kim or stoke. I think woman are far stronger and smarter then society gives them credit for, so the ultimate test is to pit male vs female and see who comes out on top. Outside the male ego I see no shame in losing to a woman. But if you would rather think of it in terms of arousal go ahead, I'm done arguing it. I'd never want to hurt anyone excepts janey of course. So borner or not, when were I'm that cage id control you by yanking on your hair and sending chops to your mid section and head then grind your face aganist the chain link cage until you weep for me to stop. That sounds harsh but I think your asking for it. 12danJul 09 2014 6:45am Wimp,if you tried to control me by the hair youre walking straight into trouble.thats a standard chickfight move,and any female who is used to scrapping learns how to deal with that.both my hands are free,id headbut you hard in the nose,slam my knee where your boner should be,two or three times for luck.then youre done and dusted,ill be on your back,one arm tight round your skraggy kneck the other forcing your face into the wire fence like a cheese grater. janeyJul 09 2014 7:29am If I'm behind you yanking your hair back how you goning to Headbutt me? I'd throw some kidney shots and punch you upside the head flooring you. I'd grab your arms in a standing surfboard and literally break your back as you cried and apologized but I'd have no mercy on the ugly little girl as I put you out stomping on your body. The crowd would jeer you and laugh as the c*cky girl was ko'd. 12danJul 09 2014 7:38am I also may not be the strongest guy around, or have any muscle really, but I'm still stronger and tougher than you Janey, this is your last chance to be a coward and run, no one would blame you if you did. 12danJul 09 2014 7:58am I so want to get my hands on you.if you were behind me holding me by the hair id jab you hard in your soft belly,snake an arm back round your kneck,and putting my leg across in front of yours andthrow you forwards over it,following you down and mounting you,smash my hard knuckles into your face again and again,not even stopping when you plead with me janeyJul 09 2014 8:05am Let's see how good you are at punching when your in pain from having your head cranked back by your hair. once the kidney shots start your done. I'll kick the back of your knee caps and throttle the teary eyed mess that is janey to the ground. I lay on top of you and you'd couldnt move me. I;d laugh in your face and then, just because I'd shove my man boobs into your face top wipe away your tears. as you slowly suffocate you'd just make out the audience laugher and cry yourself to sleep. game over. 12danJul 09 2014 8:14am Oh i can take that pain queerboy,youd have no time for kidney shots,id throw you too quick.however i am making one mistake there.im so keen to get up close and personal with you on the ground that im forgetting the fun i could be having stamping my heel into your girly belly and especially that soft and useless thing between your skinny legs.then ill join you on the ground for a little m vs f sort out janeyJul 09 2014 8:33am Sure we'll be on the ground to sort it out but not like you want. You'd squeal as you tried to throw me but my weight coupled with your patheticness wouldn't allow you to budge me. From there all I really need to do is push you and fall to the ground. I bet you'd cry too. I take little enjoyment in beating you this bad so I'd end it quick with some ground n pound or maybe smother you out. Would you prefer my chest or ass in your face? 12danJul 09 2014 9:15am Im far too strong for you smallpiece.might just smother you out myself babe,get you between my titties..maybe give you what real men call a hard on on your way out. janeyJul 09 2014 9:25am You don't have the weight or power to do that. at 5'6 125 your 6in shorter a a hell of a lot lighter. while I have you on the ground a couple of black eyes might look good with that broken nose. 12danJul 09 2014 9:33am Yeah,no problem.you want a couple of black eyes to go with your broken nose.i can do that for you.dan,youre beat,just accept it.darlin i dont need weight or power to defeat you,when i get those long ole legs round you youre my bitch.you want to fight me but all youll want to do is f*ck me and you know it.come and get it ,ill beat the living sh.t outof you janeyJul 09 2014 3:33pm What's that Janey? I can't hear you on account of your missing teeth. Have a fun trip to the hospital. 12danJul 09 2014 3:50pm Oh really.youre mine little boy. janeyJul 09 2014 4:31pm Janey,go girl take him down! Youre one mean bitch! As you know im not really into m vs f fights,but i reckon i could make an exception in this case! Front row seats please.have you fought with guys before? Would really like to hear about any tough fights youve had with other girls. The image of you taking dan down,you wearing that short black dress gets me so horny,we are so easily played by you girls,arent we. X nickJul 10 2014 4:58am Hi nick,of course you are! Do you mind? I wanted to outdo lisa in her sexy little shorts,and i soon worked out what got you going,celine d was a giveaway ! Seriously though that woman is a dog,there must be someone a bit younger and better looking who wears stuff like that? How bout cheryl cole? Anyway glad my dress gets you going! My legs are way better than celines too,keep dreaming! Dan is such a twat,skinny with manboobs and a pot belly,and he thinks he could take me in a bundle! Used to fight with boys when i was at school,and me and my brother used to half kill each other most days,but the only lad ive ended up fighting since was when this bird started slagging me off on facebook,and saying she wanted to fight me.we arranged to meet up and sort it out fair and square.when i turn up,shes this big fat chick and shes giving me all this lip ,so we start scrapping,and shes rubbish,just mouthy big and fat,and ive soon got her down and im laying into her,then her boyfriend starts kicking me! She wanted the fight! So me and matey go a few rounds over it,and it got a bit messy and i got to spend a night in the cells! janeyJul 10 2014 6:21am Janey I get the impression your British? Rather hilarious because undoubtably your a buck toothed, butter faced, broken nosed skag. It seems the Internet is the only place you'll ever be attractive. I'm guessing the reason you want your face rearranged by me is that it's your cheap alternative to plastic surgery? If you get your face broken enough it will eventually look good? Its not like you can look worse anyway. 12danJul 10 2014 7:29am No,youre thinking of oklahoma dan.(thats in the u.s.a ) an jus cos it worked on you dont mean everybody gotta do it.me i look just fine.seems like the internet is the only place left for you.come get you some chump janeyJul 10 2014 12:28pm Settle this now, here's exactly what I see happening, you do the same and well let the community decide who won. unless you are in Oklahoma and want to get beat down for real. Here's what happens, we start in the cage and immediately lock up, you try to knee my crotch but before you can I'd send an elbow to your head dropping you. Before you can recover I'd drag you up by the hair from behind and pull back effectively cranking and controlling your neck as you squealed in pain. You'd flail you arms to no effect at which point id kick in your knee caps and shove you straight back to the ground. Youd collspse hard holding your scalp and crying. Id then pin and smother you as you vainly struggle under my weight, but I wouldn't let you pass out so easily, I pull your groggy head over to the cage and grind it against the fence until your face was covered in welts as you cried for mercy. afterwards id slam your head to the ground and silence you with some ground and pound knocking out your teeth, destroying your nose and shutting your eyes. Unable to speak or form tears youd just be a blubbering mess. To finish you off I'd stomp your legs until they were covered with bruises before finally letting the paramedics rush you to intensive care. 12danJul 10 2014 1:05pm At last we face each other.weve both signed all the legal paperwork agreeing to all the terms of the fight.basically this just says that we both agree to fight to the finish,no comebacks,no rules,no exclusions.one of us walks or probably crawls,out of the cage at the end,and one doesnt.theres a large audience barging each other to get as close to the cage as they can.when i enter the arena im surprised how small the cage is.maybe three metres by three and just tall enough to stand inside.nowhere to run for either fighter for sure! And the only way in or out are lockable trap doors on opposite sides.dan is brought out first.hes tall,but with narrow hips and waist.the guys obviously no athlete,his pecs are flabby and he has a paunch..not exactly a fine figure of a man to be carrying the honour of the male race on his shoulders in this most violent battle of the sexes.hes wearing black mma shorts,and his hairless legs are more like a girls than a boys! The crowd applauds,and the more male chauvenist faction cheer him on ,telling him to kill the bitch.he stands by one trapdoor.on the opposite side i walk out,and when the audience catch sight of me theres a storm of whistling,cheering,catcalls and booing and a lot of filthy suggestions from guys that should know better,and im kinda glad ive got the cage between me and them! I wind them up a bit, shakin my ass and adjusting my little black dress.no point in modesty now as once we hear those trapdoors lock behind us and we hook up,theyre going to see pretty much all ive got anyway. I can feel the sheer lust around me. Standing there,long bare pale legs caught in the spotlight,red hair brushing my freckled shoulders, tattood and well muscled arms in the air, hard little breasts swelling the front of my tight little dress.the gates are opened and we duck inside the cage,hearing the locks slam behind us.i had always imagined that wed throw ourselves at each other,eager to settle our score ,but he stood,legs apart,a sneer on his lips,becconing to me to come get him.the crowd were chanting fight fight,eager for blood,but we looked each other over slowly,almost lovingly,savouring this verypersonal and very intimate moment our stares full of all the hatred and violence that wed soon be meteing out on each other,and a triumphant smile played on my lips as i noticed the unmistakeable bulge of a very full erection pressing insistently at the front of his thin shorts! He still beckons to me and im ready to fight him.his fists go up and we both take a boxing stance.were talking to each other all the time,goading insulting,challenging and winding each other up voices low and our language foul and demeaning.he slams a right up into my belly under my ribs,knocking the breath right out of me,and when i double over follows it with three ,four ,five more.i cant breathe,and he takes full advantage grabbing me and powering me backwards hard against the wire mesh of the cage,where, trapped he knees me repeatedly in the same place.hes crowding over me,loving every second as i suddenly straighten my legs,at the same time catapulting my hard forehead into his face like a cannonball.he yelps in pain as blood splashes my shoulders from his ruined nose and i grab him behind the head with both arms,bringing my hard bony knee up to meet it,and i get two beautiful shots with all the power of my strong legs behind them right on target! Dan is gagging and choking ,a bloody tooth ,smashed from his mouth,is embedded in my knee from the violence of the blow.it doesnt take much to bring dan to the floor of the cage,despite his struggling.i straddle my enemy,riding him like a bronco hands grasping his.he is bleeding heavily from the mouth,and i reckon hes bitten through his tongue,he always did talk too much.guess you could say 'cat got your tongue' ,heh.his eyes are wild and scared but full of hate as i stare straight in them .despite his pain i can feel his erection against my pelvis,and whats even better,he knows i can! I smile and he spits blood and phlegm in my face.i rise to my knees over him and punch him in the head several times,hard.with his freed hands he grabs my long hair,winding and twisting them in it.this is not good.i try to ignore the blinding pain in my head,hoping to beat him into letting go,but this fight will end with one of us if not dead,probably a vegetable,and hes not giving up this chance of survival.i still batter his face with my hard swollen knuckles now raw and bloody,but inch by inch hes forcing my head down sideways and soon the tables could turn.i put everything into resisting but eventually he rolls me off,swinging a leg over me,both hands wound in my hair.i try to keep my face from the hard ground,but hes on my back,my dress up under my shoulders his legs round my bare middle,all his weight bearing down on my head.i can feel how hard he is,just how much hes enjoying this.he forces my face into the dirt,grinding it in ,smashing me against the unrelenting clay till im dazed and almost unconscious.then i snake an arm out between his legs,grabbing his hugely distended member tightly and ripping.he lets go my hair and tries to release it,but the pain must be unbearable.i let go.i dont know why.i guess i dont want to take him that way.we roll apart and try to rise janey .to be continued!Jul 11 2014 8:40am The best is melanie chisholm ex spice girl mel.c judo black belt UuuuuJul 11 2014 3:57pm Celine dion would beat mel c up,no problem.celine top girl anonJul 11 2014 4:45pm Dan crawls away to the side of the cage and throws up.i could go after him and press my advantage,but i need to recover a moment.i most of all need to wipe the blood from my eyes as its making it difficult for me to see.i use the hem of my dress to clean myself up and struggle to my feet.my head feels like its exploding from the battering on the ground and there are chunks of bloody red hair dotted round the cage.it looks more like the aftermath of a particularly brutal girlfight.dan is pushing himself up onto his feet,so its time to rejoin the fight.i stagger towards him,tugging my dress down.dont know why i bother,as the shoulder strap has ripped and one breast is poking out.as i near my enemy he raises his arms and goes into a boxing stance.by now im well tuned in to his thinking,and i know hes challenging me to trade punches,and see whos best at taking and giving that punishment.despite his badly battered face,hes leering a challenge at me through smashed teeth.were winding each other up ,telling each other graphically exactly what we are going to do to them,even though all that comes out of our ruined mouths is unintelligible grunts.i raise my fists.he inclines his head,telling me to take my best shot.i swing my elbow back and smash my knuckles into his left eye and he tries not to show any reaction.he returns like for like to my already half closed eye.my next shot goes into his soft stomach,and this time i get a reaction.then his eyes fix on my exposed tit,and he grins evily,hauling back and sinking hard knuckles deep into me ,then he just starts slamming punches into me again and again, all aimed at my stomach,already injured rib and breasts.unprepared for the onslought im slow to react and taking a beating from the enraged boy.i back against the cage wall,with nowhere to go,hes able to bury uppercut after uppjercut in my stomach.i vomit blood and bile over his sweat soaked chest as the pain of shattered ribs washes over me in waves and the punches lift me up and against the unforgiving wire mesh.his head is down and hes enjoying every blow,laughing crazily.im in so much pain ive almost reached a place where im above it,but i kmw if i dont do something ill soon be dead.dans unprotected face is above me,and with an act of supreme will and self preservation,i slam an unexpected forehead into it,hard.shocked,hes slow to react and i have time to knee him twice in the balls,almost lifting him from his feet.doubled over hes mine and i go in after him,holding his head down and burying my knee in his face,theres almost no resistance,and despite the howling pain,i repeat it again and again.then iwalk behind him and wind my arm round his kneck ,forearm across his windpipe,and securing the hold with my other arm take him to the ground on his front.i can hear him gurgling ,i wind my battered legs round him.hes trying to force me off,but im fighting for my life and i wont give in.i put my ear to the side of his head,enjoying listening to his desperate choking and spluttering,till his last ajreath is long gone janeyJul 12 2014 4:58am Nice effort Janey, but the back and forth nature of your depiction, coupled with a "win" consisting of cheap shots just shows how little confidence you have and how scared you really are. This middle ground would never happen, and I'm sure your little fan base will be crushed by your cowardice. You lose, and you lose bad. Lisa, nick, Avril Fanany thoughts? 12danJul 12 2014 8:06am Fantastic fight! Thanks both of you ,but specially janey,that was a hell of a horny and realistic battle.dan you are mistaking the back and forth of it, that makes it so much more exciting than if shed just said' i hit him,he falls to the ground,then i kick him in the head then jump on him and pummel him before mashing his face against the fence till he begs' .i also thought it was kind of her to show you as being a decent adversary.i strongly suspect that if you really fought shed thrash you quite quickly.janey,id so love a detailed account of a good girl on girl fight youve had,to keep me warm at night! nickJul 13 2014 7:55am Dan,you know well enough that if i really got hold of you id take you pretty quick and soon as you got hurt youd be wanting out! Wanker.like nick says i wrote you a good part.you dont deserve it. Nick,ill write about a fight i had outside a fairground,with a traveller girl when ive got the time.till then youve got me wringing the life out of dan to think about janeyJul 13 2014 9:20am janey,you are awesome.i think you would overpower 12dan,and give him a relentless,terrible beating.it would not be competitive at all.andrew calls lisa his superwoman.but you're my superwoman and wonderwoman all rolled into one.you're so tough,fearless and strong.12dan better NEVER mess with you.because i know you could really really hurt him.love you janey!!!! avril fanJul 14 2014 4:11am Thanks avrilfan,thats nice.nick,as promised,heres that girlfight for you.twice a year theres a funfair comes to the common near us.it gets pretty rough,especially friday and saturday evenings and theres a fair few fights.this time there was a group of irish travellers parked up nearby too,and there were a group of them at the fair.theyre horrible and i hate them and theyre right troublemakers whereaver they go.i was with two other girls,i was around nineteen then,and was always fighting.well this traveller bird said some sarky comment about us when we were all waiting to get on the dodgems and i called her on it.straight away i knew she was looking for a scrap.she had a hell of a mouth on her and got right in my face.i didnt want to get into it then and there,as she had too many other scumbags with her,and i knew theyd probably jump me.i told her if shed got the guts id fight her one on one, a little away from the fair,behind where the big trucks were parked.she agreed.i knew the others were bound to want to watch the fight,so i got my two mates to go off and find as many people that we knew as they could to come and back me up.i knew they wouldnt take much persuading ! A little while later we walked over to the lorry park,and the girl left her lot and came towards me,taking of her jacket and throwing it down,and pulling her sleeves up.she wore jeans,t shirt and trainers,i was in white t shirt and denim skirt with trainers.there were loads of kids around ,and i was a little worried,but i had to concentrate on the job in hand or shed beat me up.we put our fists up,and straight away she punched me in the head following up with two hard blows to the ear,i grabbed at her to stop her and tried to trip her to the ground,but she upended me first and we fell to the grass side by side.we both rose to our knees,arms tight round each others kneck and shoulders,both determined to ride the other down.she was a strong bitch and we tussled for some while,legs hooking round ,locking at the knees,arms round each others kneck and shoulders.the tinker bitch had her fingers scrabbling at my nose and eyes.i let go one arm and socked her in the face with a good short uppercut,she grabbed that hand,but i let go of her and brought my elbow down hard on her head,then threw myself forward,knocking her backwards and climbing on.i got my legs either side of her stomach,grabbed her long brown hair with one hand and laid into her face hard.she grabbed my hair,and things got a bit girly.i grabbed hers with both hands,her hands were in mine and we yanked away at each other in a muddle of legs and arms.god that hurts i tell you.she somehow had me down,holding me by the hair and digging me in the ribs with her hard knuckles.my legs were wide and she knelt between them so i got her dtight between them,squeezing her middle.she kept hold of my hair with one hand and used the other to punch me in the thigh again and again,giving me a dead leg.i grabbed hair again and managed to take the slut off me and we separated throwing ourselves straight at each other again and punching sh.t out of each other.i got her good in the stomach and knowing she was in trouble i hit her again several times with all my strength.omg,the feeling of knowing she was mine! I must admit i just kept slamming my fist into her stomach janeyJul 15 2014 4:30am Okay Janey you win, just please don't kill me :( 12danJul 16 2014 4:50pm Thank you so much janey.you had that bitch good and proper.terrific fight.love to see you and my top girl celine fight like that.i just know you and her would hate each other on sight and a fight would be inevitable.how do you think it would go?nothing personal obviously,but i think she would beat you up badly,although youd leave her with pretty severe injuries. nickJul 18 2014 7:16am Hi nick! Celine again? Seem to remember saying id kill theold broad once before.youve really got a thing about that under dressed cougar haventyou! You and avrilfan have a lot in common.easier to understand what he likes about avril though,at least shes a looker! Ok ,just for you.... youre right about one thing,if i came across a woman of her age and looks showing herself off like she does,id have to take the p... out of her,and if she wanted to dispute the matter with me,id be up for it.personally i think a woman with so little self respect would probably grovel to avoid a fight,but if you reckon the old slag can scrap,then we re on collision course.id punch her straight in that big old nose of hers whilst shes still mouthing off, and as she bucks back in shock,put two,hard and fast ,into her unguarded stomach.when she doubles over,grab her long hair and swing my knee into her ugly face,and from that point im going to enjoy myself on her! Ill hammer away at that ugly mug till she looks like a mashed turnip.if shes really as tough as you say,then it could be that i wouldnt have it all my way,and wed have got to swapping punches from the start,and wed have messed each other up.to me she looks the kind of bitch that prefers to fight close and wed soon be itchin to get at it with each other.id try to take her down first,probably kick her in the shin and pile on the old hog.therell be a fair bit of dust flying from then on,but at twice my age shes on a hiding to nothing down there and ill take her and mess her up janeyJul 19 2014 3:20am What happened to Lisa.She's my superwoman,my dream woman.Lisa,i hope you're alright.It used to get so excited when you'd speak so sweetly to me.I miss you so much.Please come back.From your #1 fan in the whole world. AndrewJul 19 2014 12:09pm sorry,andrew,but that mean bitch lisa got the message that janey is the queen of this site.she's the real strong woman.i'm glad lisa's gone.all she ever did was insult and humiliate me because i have a fantasy about avril lavigne.she was a bully who threatened to break all avril's little ribcage.how can you like someone who would hurt a tiny little girl like that.janey's my superwoman.she defended and protected me against that cruel bitch lisa.i feel very excited when i think of how tough and strong janey is.she's my wonderwoman!!! avril fanJul 19 2014 2:52pm Janey,so confident of victory! Second option is more realistic.youre a real tough woman and id bet the two of you would punch away at each other till you are both exhausted and badly beaten,then go close to finish the fight on the ground,where youd meet your match and shed have you xx nickJul 21 2014 5:55am Melanie chisholm is the best at boxing or judo mel.c at boxing 3 matches 3 knockout win ex spice girl mel.c judo expert black belt AnonymousJul 23 2014 2:16am MELANIE CHISHOLM JUDO BLACK BELT AnonymousJul 23 2014 2:21am Come on anonymous,dont be shy,are you saying melanie can take leggy celine in a one on one chickfight?if you are,how would she do it? AnonymousJul 23 2014 4:39pm Come on anonymous.back up your woman .you think she can beat up celine if they went for each other,my girl would do yours over. nickJul 23 2014 4:51pm Never mind bullying mel c.,we are sick of hearing how tough your fighter celine is,and how you reckon she can take any other woman.shes an over the hill has been celebrity.i challenge you to fight her against my amy shirley from' lizard licks'.we fight on this thread or any other that you plague with your 'queen girlfighter 'celine.shes old and ugly and someones description of her as mutton dressed as lamb is right on the money.our women fight and if celine is beat she goes away for good,tail between her scrawny legs,shamed in front of everyone,and we never have to hear rubbish about how tough she is or how short her dresses are again! My bet is that we dont hear from you for a while,because you know your woman will be shamed. gentlemanjimJul 26 2014 4:51am amy shirley is a trained mma fighter.celine dion isn't.of course amy would win.big deal.that's not a fair fight.nick is talking about celine beating other celebrities and regular women.not mma fighters.celine is a very tough,strong 46 year old woman.my girl avril lavigne is a tough little girl,but i know she would get crushed by an mma fighter.i understand that. avril fanJul 26 2014 10:48am Avril Fan and i don't agree of much.But,in this case,we're on the same page. Pitting trained fighters against non-trained fighters is apples and oranges.Not a fair contest at all.BTW,Avril Fan.You were upset when Lisa said she would break Avril's little ribs.A trained mma fighter could do that for real.I'm sure gentlemanjim would agree with that. AndrewJul 27 2014 10:59am Amy is a celebrity too.she has fought in mma contest too.nick keeps on about her beating up every woman we like,including mel chisholm,well shes a trained fighter with a judo black belt and a amateur boxer,so if he says his precious celine can beat her up,then he cant say amy is too tough a challenger can he? My top girl amy against your celine.loser goes gentlemanjimJul 28 2014 2:22am My fighter celine will fight your amy and finish her.public fight and celine will deal her a very public humiliation,and shell be wearing her shortest white and gold dress to do it! nickJul 28 2014 5:28am Im so frightened! Im more frightened of having to look at those manky legs.what a skank.seems even your mates reckon your womans got no chance in this fight.but you wont back down and take her away will you because youre obsessed with her,ive got you just where i want you,and soon my woman will be on yours,tearing her apart gentlemanjimJul 28 2014 8:46am i don't know, nick.i know you're very loyal in your defense of celine.just as i am with avril.but this amy shirley looks and sounds very tough and ferocious,like a beast.i'm afraid she would hurt your girl celine really bad.i wouldn't want my little avril anywhere near amy,because i would fear for avril's life.celine should stick to fighting celebrities. avril fanJul 30 2014 4:36am Cant let my celine lose face,so backing down is not an option im afraid! Im proud of her reputation as queen girlfighter and since shes been challenged she must fight.im sure youd feel the same about avril.this amy looks very solid,but shes shorter and shes used to fighting with rules.celine just gets stuck in and is happy to bite off anything that comes within range,pull hair out and tear at anything she can.she is a mean fist fighter too.itll be a humdinger of a fight for sure! And only one will survive nickJul 30 2014 5:32am I have a question for gentlemanjim.You obliously know about girlfighting.We debated 2 match-ups on this site that i'd like your opinion on.Jennifer Aniston vs Celine Dion.Both are in their mid-40's.Both are in great shape with hard bodies and great stamina.And both are mean bitches.Who wins? And Avril Lavigne vs Shawn Johnson. Complete contrast in styles and personalities.You have Avril,the mean,tough,bitchy little bad girl vs Shawn,the cute,sweet little gymnast good girl.Who wins? AndrewJul 30 2014 5:59am None of the celebrities we talk about would ever lower themselves to fight anyone,so its all about potential.what we think would happen if they had no choice but to fight or die.kill or be killed. Size,fitness,strength but mostly that something in the eyes and personality that we describe as mean.jennifer aniston is a favourite on catfight fan sites,partly cos shes hot,but since shes got older and works out a lot shes now much fancied.celine is more nicks obsession,but she does work out with weights and boxing and has a punishing fitness regime and is a nasty bitch on the quiet.i hate to say it,but celine would take jennifer.both of them are trying to turn back time with endless exercise,but both will be picked off soon enough by younger women.and it will be my pleasure to take celine down on this site! And i mean to beat her on any other sites too! Just shows that if you build someone up therell always be someone who will want to knock them down.boo hoo nick.avril levine vs shawn easy,shawn is no fighter.avril would take her apart. gentlemanjimJul 30 2014 12:55pm Thanks for answering,gentlemanjim.It's good to hear from an expert.I agree Celine might just be a little too big,stong and rough for Jennifer.It'd be a vicious,bloody battle,though.I agree Shawn isn't a fighter and Avril is.Shawn is so cute and sweet,it's hard to even picture her fighting.Where as Avril is such a nasty,violent little bitch.Good girl vs bad girl.But Shawn is a gymnast and in great shape.She's strong for her size and has great endurance.If she ever gets her muscular little legs wrapped around Avril's midsection,it's over.Avril's midsection is skinny and bony.And there's no way she could withstand the enormous pressure as Shawn squeezed her into a painful submission.I'd be rooting for Shawn.I like good girls over mean,cruel bitches like Avril.I think a lot of people would like to see the arrogant little bitch get beaten up and humbled. AndrewJul 31 2014 4:08am first of all,i want to thank gentlemanjim for picking my little avril to beat up shawn johnson.it's refreshing to finally see her get some respect on this site.secondly,andrew,i know you love lisa,but now you sound like her as well.you just called avril a bitch 3 times along with "mean,cruel,nasty,arrogant".Why do think she's any of these things? she's just a tough little girl who doesn't take crap from anybody.there's nothing wrong with that.several people on this site have said they would like to see avril humbled(beaten bloody,her ribcage crushed,even spanked).why do so many of you people hate her? i do agree that avril's mid-section is tiny.and shawn would crush her into defeat if she got her muscular legs around her littte body.but that would never happen.btw,avril is still my fantasy girl.it would be so exciting to take her on while she's in her short,tight little mini-shirt and boots.and i'd just wear my tighy-whities.how much fun that would be.EXHILARATING!!!!! avril fanAug 02 2014 7:52am A good fight would be avril vs taylor momsen.two skinny bottle blondes with attitude and v short skirts.now that would be exhilarating! nickAug 04 2014 8:43am i looked up taylor because i wasn't familiar with her.she's about 8 years younger,and 8 inches taller than my little avril.taylor looks like a yough girl,but i don't know if she's a fighter.and we all know avri can fight.so i give my little dream girl the edge.i agree that they would fight in very tight,short mini-skirts.also in tight little tanktops and high-heeled boots.what an exciting site that would be.GO LITTLE AVRIL!!! avril fanAug 05 2014 2:30am Celine dion is no longer queen girlfighter! My woman,amy shirley took her and whupped her totally in a fair fight,kicking her miniskirted ass off this site forever.boo hoo nick gentlemanjimAug 05 2014 3:02am to 12dan.you did a great thing by starting this whole debate on this site. so i have a question for you. you said you wrestled girls before.you wanted to know how you would do against celebrities.so how would you do against my little avril.she's 5'0" 95 lbs. very small but tough and knows how to fight.i'm really interested in what you think would happen if you two clashed. avril fanAug 07 2014 3:58am Avril fan, ive Checked in once in a while to see the manic insanity of these debates, hard to not laugh at the fervent passion Celine dion seems to insipire. Even Lisa and janey seemed to think I could take avril and I agree whole heartily. The fact is she's a foot shorter and I'm almost twice her weight. I'd just be worried about hurting her as once I took her down she wouldn't be able to get me off. I just hold her until she admits to being a little spoiled girl. If its a standing hardcore fight I'm afraid shed end up with smashes ribs and a smashed face. She'd be crying and I'd feel bad. She'd have to go around as the phantom of the opera for a while. (Seeing how her head would be in cast) What do you think? I'd rather take on someone closer in size, maybe Katy perry if we're talking singers. 12danAug 07 2014 1:19pm Nothing odd about it, i find celine just the most f able celeb ever,and i know shed be a real nasty opponent in a scrap.im not able to talk about her now though as jims amy beat her and shes off the site.looking for another long legged celeb who wears v short skirts,which is what gets me going,and love katy perry.shes a powerfully built woman,very hot and would definitely get stuck in and fight hard nickAug 07 2014 3:55pm Whod win between katy and jennifer aniston? pjAug 08 2014 1:42am thank you 12dan for responding about a fight between you and avril. even though i hate to think of avril losing,i appreciate your honesty.i would give you the edge over her too,because you're much bigger,taller and stronger.but it wouldn't be as easy and one-sided as you think.avril is a ferocious little fighter who would attack you relentlessly.she's short-tempered,and would go crazy with punches and kicks.and don't forget,little avril is known for kicking and kneeing guys in the balls.she's said she's kicked boys in the nuts before and likes it. so,if you got on top of her like you said,watch out.because she'll go for your balls in a second.you said if you had to really beat avril up and hurt her,you'd feel bad.if her face and ribs were smashed and she was crying you'd feel bad. i appreciate that.as much as it upsets me to think of avril badly hurt,at least you have some sympathy for her.unlike tat sadistic bitch lisa,who relishes the though of crushing my little girl between her legs and breaking all her ribs.i can't shake the thought of avril's tiny little ribs breaking as she's crying and crying.it horrifies me.i hate you lisa.how can anyone do that to a tiny little girl like avril lavigne? avril fanAug 09 2014 3:59am this is a question for all you folks here.you know i lot about fighting girls.my dream is to take on avril lavigne with her in her little miniskirt and boots,me in my tighy-whities.it excites me so much,but i don't know what would happen.give your expert opinion about how the battle would go.would i have a chance against avril.she's 5'0" 95lbs and 29 years old.i'm 5'4" 135lbs and 27 years old.i really need to know.so i need an expert opinion. avril fanAug 09 2014 5:11am also,how would i do against shawn johnson.she's 4'9" 90lbs and 22 years old.i would take on like avril and shawn,because i know i would get over powered by bigger women like celine,jennifer aniston and kim kardashian. avril fanAug 09 2014 6:31am Avril fan,you're such a wimp.Avril would punch and kick you into the ground.And Shawn would crush you little body between her muscular legs.She might even crack your skinny ribs.You're smart not to take on Celine,because she would beat you to bloody,sobbing pulp. AndrewAug 09 2014 8:02am i know celine would destroy me.that's why i would never take on someone like her or gentlemanjim's girl,amy shirley.it would be a massacre.i'd like to hear from gentlemanjim and janey about my potential fights with avril and shawn.i really respect their opinions.they clearly know much about fighting girls.janey and gentlemanjj=im,let's hear your take. avril fanAug 09 2014 8:12am Im not taking my favourite girlfighter celine off the site.the match up between celine and amy was not a fair fight as amy is a trained mma fighter.the thread is for celeb females.gdntlemanjim suckered me into it very cleverly,knowing id never let my celine back down if he insulted her in public.good gameplay.cant wait for to go at it again if he can find a tough enough celeb female to take on my miss miniskirt. Celine is queen celebrity girlfighter nickAug 12 2014 2:15am Pj thanks for supporting celine.you asked who would win in a fight between jennifer and katy perry.not as easy as it looks.i agree with gentlemanjim when he says the older females will inevitably get picked off one by one and taken down by younger fitter ones.natural selection! If perry went after jen whos nearly twice her age,it would be just that sort of situation.katy is in her prime,gorgeous,confident,lithe and strong and shed be itching to take jen.jen though has worked super hard to keep in top shape and shed want nothing more than to teach the younger girl her place.recipe for mayhem,but jen is up against it and shed give it her all,and this time shed survive.fights between older women and younger girls are often the most violent and cruel. nickAug 12 2014 2:45am Which of the younger women will take your old girl down then nick?you must feel them circling her,waiting their opportunity.cant be long at her age can it.and youre right,fights between older women and younger girls can be terrible to behold.bare that in mind nick gentlemanjimAug 12 2014 9:03am gentlemanjim,you sound like an expert on girls fighting.i really need an expert opinion.would i have a chance against my girl avril? she's 5'0" 95lbs, i'm 5'4" 135 lbs. avril fanAug 13 2014 2:17pm Youre not a girl! I really dont think youd want to hurt her,and shed want to hurt you for sure,so avril wins. gentlemanjimsAug 14 2014 3:10am thank you,gentlemanjim,for answering.i know i'm not a girl.but avril is a girl who can fight.and you seem to know a lot about fighting girls.that's why i wanted to hear from an expert.you make a great point.it would come down to killer instinct,and avril has a lot of that.your right,i wouldn't want to hurt her because i like her so much.but she would try to hurt me badly.avril might be little and tiny,but she's also tough,ferociuos and relentless.maybe taking her on isn't such a great idea.i'm feeling a little scared just thinking about it.thanks. avril fanAug 14 2014 4:47am one last thing,gentlemanjim.i appreciate you picking a winner between me and avril.but you didn't say how she would win,or how long the match would go. how would the fight go.i'm depending on your expertise to answer these questions that i've wondered for years.please give me some real analysis. avril fanAug 14 2014 5:31am if gentlemanjim can't answer tese questions,is there anyone out there who can? i just want to know once and for all. avril fanAug 14 2014 5:53am I'm no expert,but i'll give my best analysis of avril vs avril fan.avril fan,i've been very harsh on your little girl in the past.I called her a nasty,mean little bitch many times.i still think she's a major bitch,but i'll leave personal feelings out of this.As for the fight,Avril isn't a wrestler.She won't apply any holds or submission moves.But she's a fighter.She'll come at you with fists,knees and kicks.She'd be like a wild animal.You would have to survive her attack and tie her up with a full-nelson or front face-lock to stop her.If you can do that,you could make Avril tap out.She may be tough,but she's not strong at all.Her arms and legs are so small and bony.If i had to pick a winner,I'd give a slight edge to Avril because of her sheer aggression and street fighting ability.I wish Janey or Lisa would weigh in on this.I'm curios to hear Gentlemanjim's breakdown of this fight as well.Come on,Gentlemanjim,show us your exrertise.I picked Avril to win,but i still hate the disgusting,ugly little BITCH!!!!!! AndrewAug 14 2014 12:21pm you just couldn't resist calling her a bitch,could you? i hate the way you talk about avril,but i appreciate your opinion on a fight between us.you're right,she'd be very,very aggressive.i'd have to counter that attack somehow.12dan started this site,and he understands guys taking on female celebs.so if gentlemanjim won't predict the details of me vs avril,about you 12dan.i respect your opinion.what would happen between 5'0" 90 lb avril vs 5'4" 135 lb me? avril fanAug 14 2014 4:13pm 12dan,come on,lets hear your prediction.you started this whole site.and you like to compete against female celebrities.gentlemanjim won't give me serious analysis of my fight with avril lavigne,so i'm counting on you.who would win and how? break it down for me. avril fanAug 16 2014 4:02am 12dan,lisa,janey,gentlemanjim,somebody help me out here.i've been dreaming of taking on avril for over 10 years.but i don't know what would happen.i need your expert opinions about this fight.please help!!! avril fanAug 16 2014 12:23pm nobody has the guts to answer my question? the whole site goes quiet? i'm starting to think everybody on this site is full of it.all a bunch of phonies.all i want is an analysis of me vs my girl avril lavigne. this has been my dream since 2003,and i don't know what would happen.i'm just asking for some opinions.can anybody step,show some guts,and analyse this match???? avril fanAug 17 2014 7:38am i give up.noboby besides andrew will hlp me out here.this is my last time on this site.all the abuse i took on this site from lisa and others.all to defend my girl avril or to defend my dream of taking her on.all i wanted was some analysis of how a match would go.andrew picks avril and i pick myself.gentlemanjim picked avril,but told me nothing about the match.so long everybody.avril fan is out. avril fanAug 24 2014 7:26am No 1 lady judo expert mel.c OooooOct 28 2014 2:04am No one leggy celine dion.miss miniskirt is prettier,sexier,fitter and tougher than ugly melanie.celine will defeat judo girl melanie nickOct 28 2014 5:00am Top girl leggy celine dion nickOct 28 2014 1:11pm Horse face melanie is finished on likelike.my miss miniskirt beats her and publicly humiliates her no 1 fan nickOct 31 2014 6:27am I would really like Avril Lavigne to kick me in the sack no number stored Nov 24 2014 2:58am I would really like to have avril levene in the sack AnonymousNov 24 2014 3:18am Next celebrity deathmatch,leggy celine vs leonards beyonce nickDec 28 2014 2:49am Leggy celine is finished for good!,defeated by her arch rival, the younger melanie.judo babe mel,looking smoking hot in her sensational little union jack dress, dominated the old brawler,punching her to a bloody finish.mel,the new miss miniskirt and queen celeb girlfighter!! Melanie will take on any challengers AnonymousJul 21 2015 9:21am Ex tennis girl mary pierce will take mels crown!! AnonymousAug 03 2015 6:15am Mel defeated by mary pierce.easy!! AnonymousAug 08 2015 4:40pm Mel,ex queen celeb girlfighter AnonymousAug 17 2015 4:05am Mel.c got mary in a choke hold mary pass out mel.c judo skills AnonymousNov 25 2015 2:38pm Mary much more powerful than mel.if they fought mary would beat up mel.ko after a short brawl AnonymousDec 17 2015 5:39am Kim would own you! MattDec 23 2015 6:17am Who kim kardashian? Not in a million years! AnonymousJan 07 2016 6:10am I know she's not on the list but Kat Dennings could easily crush you like a bug in between her quads. Look at this photo: http://fabmansion.com/kat-dennings-in-shorts-at-beach-in-maui-2015-10-05.html/kat-dennings-in-shorts-at-beach-in-maui-01 Her thigh muscles are HUGE! She's probably quite capable of leg pressing a small car. SamApr 18 2016 12:22am Mel.c would knock kim spark out AnonymousApr 18 2016 2:49pm Nah Kat;s too small, the op 12dan would beat her nopeApr 19 2016 8:13pm Yeah sure Kat is pretty short, and in a fistfight OP would win due to his greater height. But if she managed to kick OP in the balls and lock OP in a head scissor while he's kneeling down recovering, she could easily crush the life out of him. I'm a tall skinny male myself and her thighs look about as thick as my waist! She could squeeze the life out of me and OP with ease. SamApr 20 2016 2:12am I don't think she can kick well, 12dan simply maul her oversized boobs and give her a spanking once She cried for mercy. Her thighs looks more fat than muscular Nope nopeApr 20 2016 9:16am Um ... It doesn't take much effort to train someone to kick above the waist and don't let looks deceive you. Take a gander at this video of a woman with "fat" thighs easily crushing a watermelon between them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Sqsp5F11U Her thighs are pretty much identical to Kat's in muscle tone and size. Think of the force that woman could generate around your neck! SamApr 21 2016 4:41am Kat's thighs are amazing but id like to see her squish him between her tits or beneath her ass, laughing as she ground the life out of him! AnonymousApr 22 2016 8:19am Good to see someone else thinks so too! Lmao, I kinda forgot about how easily she could suffocate someone between her massive boobs and crush someone under her huge ass. I was too focused on imagining my head locked in tight between her massive quads while grabbing her gorgeous ass as I black out. Nope nope was definitely wrong about her thighs. Speaking of Nope nope, where is he? He hasn't responded back. Kat's huge breasts, wide hips and sexy man crushing thighs were probably too much for him. SamApr 23 2016 5:30am I don't think he can handle the idea of a male being beaten by a sexy woman. And Kat for sure would beat the life out of 12dan, him, you or me! Looking through the posts 12dan is such a wimp that Kat would have him begging for his life. Then if someone like Kim kardashian took him on he'd be a corpse! I'm going to go over to beat up by athletic celebrities (135) because I think it's the same guy and comments stop displaying around 300. ToddApr 23 2016 8:52am Yeah I don't think he liked the idea of being at the mercy of a stocky sexy woman capable of crushing and beating him within an inch of his life. Kat could probably beat all of us to a pulp with her sexy feet and fists, but I can imagine 12dan with his head locked in tight between her quads slowly dying on gym mat while she's smiling with satisfaction at the ease her massive thighs can squeeze the life out of him! SamApr 23 2016 6:33pm Celine would beat up kat in a fight.shes 5'11and super fit.as for kim kardashian,shed wreck her.nice to watch though!.against dan,shes way stronger.she would take him down and use her long powerful legs to make him submit.reckon he d have one big ole smile on his face nonetheless after having those wrapped round him! AnonymousApr 25 2016 5:20am How do you think youd do,mixing it with the long legged and very sexy celine in a one on one wrestling bout,or a brawl? AnonymousApr 25 2016 6:04am I reckon if she'd keep out of reach and kept on kicking me with her long legs she could easily bring me down and clamp my body between her toned thighs and gradually crush me until I blacked out. Against Kat she'd have to do the same but her squeeze wouldn't be enough for Kat's stocky figure, Celine could only win by kicking and knocking Kat out. But if she got within arm-reach of Kat, Kat would grab her like a doll and lock her in a bearhug and squeeze her until she passed out. Once Celine was limp on the floor recovering in a daze , Kat would pull her head up to around her waist and shove her head deep into her crotch between her amply muscled thighs. At this point Celine would be in a state of panic but at the same time turned on. As she felt her lips forced deeper into Kat's pussy with the gradual contraction of Kat's powerful quads around her head she would look up to only find Kat's massive tits obscuring the view. She would secretly love every second of this until she blindly reached up to grasp Kat's ass. She would feel Kat's sturdy wide hips and the girth of her skull-crushing thighs and she would suddenly realize Kat's true crushing potential and the dire situation she was in. SamApr 26 2016 2:41am Quite a story, Kat would crush her. You should do a similar story for Kat vs 12dan to shut up nope. He's back posting on beat up by athletic celebs :/ ToddApr 26 2016 9:44am Sam,youre forgetting that a woman with boobies the size of kats would be in real trouble if she got up close with another gal in a scrap.celines teeth would burrow in and rip them to shreds before she could squeeze her much.celine would punch her out then submit her with a backhammer. AnonymousApr 26 2016 10:38am As for dan vs celine,he'd stand no chance.facing off against a hot woman like her,dressed in one of her tiny little dresses,he'd have such a hardon she could swing him round by it AnonymousApr 26 2016 10:58am I should probably do a short story about 12dan and Anonymous as well, seeing as he's so keen on being crushed by Celine's sexy legs. But nothing compares to the crushing power of a short stocky female. The only problem is their short reach but once your head is planted firmly between their thighs their massive hips can generate a huge crushing force around your skull. Anonymous, It depends, Celine's long skinny arms wouldn't be of much use at short range and Kat could easily just pin Celine's arms to her sides in a bearhug and lift her off the ground so Celine's mouth was well out of reach. Kat looks like she doesn't work out the arms as much as her massive legs but her arms are still very thick and toned. So I think she's quite capable of crushing Celine with her upper arms alone. I've found that girls with thick arms who don't even workout often can still be terrifyingly strong when they have you trapped in between them. I once knew a short girl who squatted heavy weights frequently but never did any other exercise or workouts. But for some reason her upper arms were huge and defined (yet very womanly). And I mean HUGE! Whenever she hugged me, she would often have to immediately apologize as she would inadvertently almost crush my rib cage in her excitement to see me again! There was also another time when we were on the couch together watching TV and I wanted to change the channel but she liked the station so I jokingly tried to take the remote from her. But she had it locked in tight between her massive arm and chest and when I tried to move her enormous bicep with both my hands I found I could barely budge it. She seemed to be almost turned on by the fact her upper arm had more strength than my whole upper body combined! At this point she just giggled and placed the remote on the other side of the couch just out of my reach. Grasping at the opportunity to brush up against her and ‘accidently feel’ her massive mammary glands capable of nursing several grown men, I reached over her towards the remote. Next thing I knew, she had my head and neck firmly locked in tight in a head lock. Knowing the futility of my situation I merely placed both my hands on her massive bicep and breasts and looked lovingly into her eyes as if to show admiration in a begging type of way. As she began to pour on the pressure I felt as if she was crushing was my skull and I could barely breathe since her thick arm and bulky chest had partly engulfed my head in her armpit. Just before I slipped out of consciousness I stared into her loving eyes once more and I managed to let out a final “you’re huge….†but in an admiring way, not the way used to usually demean curvy women. And then like a mother putting a baby too sleep, she merely smiled and easily crushed me out with a gradual contraction of her enormous bulk…. A few minutes later I woke up to find myself lying on the couch with my head firmly planted in her lap. I had never seen her like this before. She had stripped down to her lingerie and had her bare-feet crossed on the coffee table plainly in view. Still in a slight daze I gently felt and massaged her enormous bare thighs and rubbed her quad muscles back and forth. The same thighs that had squatted a barbell several times my weight earlier in the morning. They were soft and milky but under a layer of fat I could feel her rock-hard inner thigh muscles tensioning and loosening in response to my every slow rub. She gently felt through my hair and affectionately brushed my scalp as I kept on rubbing deeper and deeper between her inner thighs while I admired her sexy bare feet purposely placed high on the table. She had really nice feet! They were really wide and stubby, and looked somewhat powerful as well. And her TOES! Her toes were perfect! She had also recently pedicured them as well. I knew I was going to ‘have’ to give them a rub as well later…. Anyway …… where was I? As for the whole Celine vs Dan situation, I reckon it would be hot to see her swinging him around like that but ultimately nothing is better than a sexy squeeze! Up against stacked girls like Kat she had better be pretty fast or Kat would get a grip on her…. and we all know how that ends. Kat has some of the biggest thighs I’ve ever seen for a celebrity. She could crush the life or cum out of any man! What a goddess! SamApr 30 2016 9:04am I know what you mean,celine,although super fit would be in real trouble if kat managed to trap her between her powerful legs.it would be so horny to watch those two take each other on.younger vs older,tall and slim vs short and stocky.a very exciting battle i reckon.kat is heavy built,but not fit.celine is light build but very fit.i think celine would soon tire the heavier slower kat and id like to see her finish her off using her lovely long legs to squeeze the breath out of her till she admits celine is the better woman. AnonymousMay 02 2016 7:56am That would be hot too see. It really could go either way. Like I've said before it depends on how close Kat can get to Celine before she knocks her out with kicks and punches. Kat really does have some powerful legs. Can you imagine stumbling across her in a gym and seeing her squat a massive weight with ease. The guys watching her would be very intimidated but at the same time would have hard-ons as they see her massive thighs bulging through her gym shorts. SamMay 07 2016 6:39am Add a comment: Vote Results |
