Results

1.	Shoot him with an UZI	.................................... 35.87%
2.	Cut off his goolies and feed them to him	.................. 17.39%
3.	Rip that f***king towel off his head and shit on him	........... 10.87%
4.	Feed him to a pride of hungry lions	........ 7.61%
5.	Make him watch Dallas for 10 years, then kill him	........ 7.61%
6.	Cut off his stupid beard and then cut his throat	....... 6.52%
7.	Whack him over the head with a spade	...... 5.43%
8.	Rip off his head and p*** down his neck	..... 4.35%
9.	Push him out of a plane with no parachute	..... 4.35%
9.	Knife him in the back,severing the spinal cord	0.00%