Results

1.	The same reason we take apart Legos we j	........................ 23.81%
2.	Because it's part of 'The Great Plan'	........................ 23.81%
3.	It seemed like a good idea at the time.	............... 14.29%
4.	He was looking for his glasses and accid	.......... 9.52%
5.	Because we're eeeeeeeeeeeeevil, but he l	.......... 9.52%
6.	Because he can	.......... 9.52%
7.	Because the EVIL Lucifer has taken our s	..... 4.76%
8.	A bug in the universal programming	..... 4.76%
8.	What else are you going to do when you'r	0.00%
8.	Because God doesn't value life like we d	0.00%
8.	Other	0.00%