Results

1.	The same reason we take apart Legos we j	................. 16.13%
2.	Because it's part of 'The Great Plan'	................. 16.13%
3.	It seemed like a good idea at the time.	.......... 9.68%
4.	He was looking for his glasses and accid	....... 6.45%
5.	Because we're eeeeeeeeeeeeevil, but he l	....... 6.45%
6.	Because he can	....... 6.45%
7.	Because the EVIL Lucifer has taken our s	.... 3.23%
8.	A bug in the universal programming	.... 3.23%
8.	What else are you going to do when you'r	0.00%
8.	Because God doesn't value life like we d	0.00%
8.	Other	0.00%