Results

1.	being attacked and killed by obese midge	..................... 20.56%
2.	being dropped into a pit that took two d	............... 14.02%
3.	being strapped to a bed with aliens usin	............. 12.15%
4.	being molested by Michael Jackson until	............. 12.15%
5.	being placed in a cage full of hungry ti	........... 10.28%
6.	to be dropped and left in a huge pit of	......... 8.41%
7.	sliding down an endless slide of razor b	......... 8.41%
8.	drowning in your own mucus	...... 5.61%
9.	being burnt over and over by cigarettes	..... 4.67%
10.	being put in a pitch dark room with Jeff	.... 3.74%