The Problem: I really wanna fuk my mom i walkd in on her n my dad fuking n they didnt see me but i saw them n my mom was a goddess she rode him better dan da pros n she isnt skiny shes pretty big but dat night i jacked off exactly times just thinking about her ridin me like dat ever since dat has happenned ive tried 2 jerk off tinking about girls in my school n no1 would do da trick but when i got 2 tinking about my mom it didnt take more then 5 minutes to explode I have fanatsized about fuking her in a lot o places the couch, table, shower, floor, kitchen, my bed, their bed, the toilet (me sitting down on da toilet n her fuking me reverse cowgirl style, n also regular cowgirl style), I have fuked her hundreds o times in my dreams but i reelly wanna cuz im a virgin but ive never had a desire dis strong. How can I do this if u have fuked ur mom or if u have any colorful ideas please help me!!
Asked by: vhm,bjk,hnjkbn at
05:27:56 AM, Sunday, November 25, 2007 PST
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aDec 04 2007 9:16pmFLAGGIVE HER ICECREAM STICK YOUR C*ck IN HER TANG
someoneANDCOOL DDec 05 2007 6:27amFLAGDO IT TO ME IM A SEX MAGNET!
LUV UDec 05 2007 4:52pmFLAGgross why would you want to do it with ur mom u should fine s/o to go out with then try to do it with her!!! or find a hoe to do it with im sure there are plenty out there for you
bby booDec 06 2007 11:26amFLAGWOW that is a weird story
psst-drug her food or drink it worked for my friend to get out of the house when she was grounded
FrootloopDec 08 2007 9:13pmFLAGok next time don't ask for advice like that again.
Bob McBastardDec 09 2007 2:08pmFLAGI hope your moms realy hot, if she isnt than dam thats creepy
genericusernameDec 11 2007 7:12pmFLAG
you nasty ass bitch what the fuk is wrong with you i bet your ugly ass cant get a girl and thats why you want your fat ass mother dumb bitch
nunyaDec 12 2007 1:27pmFLAGu f^^kin h0rny a$$ bastard. u need a life and a gurl. go jack off to p0rn or sumthin not ur mom. ur sick
AnonymousDec 13 2007 6:12pmFLAGno u retarded fuk!!
vhm,bjk,hnjkbnDec 13 2007 6:34pmFLAGtheres prolly another gurl out there just like ur mom so go find her and quit bein insest.
soulja gurlDec 15 2007 11:02pmFLAGwhy why why do you want to ______ your mom!!!
lilydoveDec 18 2007 1:12pmFLAGput poisine in her food and then when she is dead her!!!
AnonymousDec 18 2007 1:24pmFLAGthat is sick but what ever floats ur boat
anonymousDec 20 2007 6:54amFLAGyou are ing wierd as hell if your mom turns you on. you have problems and need to get help
AnonymousDec 28 2007 12:51amFLAGI feel bad for your mom, having such a child. God bless you, and your mom.
Miss RawJan 01 2008 2:09pmFLAGaske' her if she want a massage in go smooth on her .it work for me may be for u my friend
T-I-T-O (*NYCLI*)VAJan 10 2008 1:36pmFLAGYes, God bless. But then, God's all about extending the human race right? So, maybe God's a little himself. There we go. Buy her flowers.
Momma's BoiiJan 14 2008 9:16amFLAGGod is not . U beep. Momma's boii
gdgjdghfkjhgJan 25 2008 4:04pmFLAGOne day leave ur door part way open and be completely when she starts walking by just start jacking kinda load but not obvious if she comes in theres a good chance she will say srry and close the door run out after her and say srry and i think we need to talk if she says ok go put some cloths on just reply ok i just need to finish first then start wanking right infront of her and while she is looking at your c*ck ask her to help you by touching it this worked perfect for me, but make sure u have a condom or shes on the pill cause the first time i got my mom pregnant and abortions aint cheap
mother pounderJan 26 2008 9:43pmFLAGi my mom al the time we came to an agreement i liked her vagina out n then she gave me a blow job.
DaniJun 20 2009 11:05amFLAGThat would be incest by the way and if you had kids they'ed be really weird. That's disgusting but anyone on here who has sex w/ their family or thoughts needs to go talk to someone and get someone and not think about that crap........
DaniJun 20 2009 11:07amFLAGNot so normal thoughts go talk to someone sweetie !
DaniJun 20 2009 11:09amFLAGdareelting That's the law you dumb ass
DaniJun 20 2009 11:10amFLAGAnyway you can't give ppl drugs or slip them
DaniJun 20 2009 11:10amFLAGHecker Yeah then you can go to jail for doing that to someone as well........... I found 3 ppl dumb ppl on here so far
DaniJun 20 2009 11:12amFLAGYou'll all 3 end up in prison prob........ god bless
DaniJun 20 2009 11:13amFLAGDude i ing her and i love to stick my c*ck in her tight c*nt..After all that i blow my load on her face. Have fun and goodluck.
YourDaddyJun 23 2009 4:50pmFLAGdam i feel the same way my mom is so sexy and i want to fuk her but o dont know wat she will do if i come int he bathroom wen the waters off and i cant get ahold of drugs or sleeping pills although i can tell my mom to get them
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