AnonymousOct 10 2011 10:08amFLAGwaht you wana make ur own mother taste ur semen, i guess ur mom is a whore, do 1 thing blow your cum on her food she will silently eat it........waaaaaak!!!
erajOct 10 2011 10:10amFLAGgood luck man i wanted to heck my mom also i still fantasize about it bien older now i hope u pound the day lights out of her
edybearOct 11 2011 12:56pmFLAGgo up to her and ask and if that don't work rape her hardcore
this guyMay 11 2012 4:59pmFLAGjackoff to incest *** specifical a video of a guy ing hismom.....andwhen she walks in on you dont stop jerkin it and lether see the screen with the title on it......if that dontwork jjust cum on your hand andwhen shes asleep putthe cum in her mouth
muthabuttaJul 11 2012 6:05pmFLAGI want to have sex with my mom and get her to be *****
Kenoy Claiborne Nov 07 2012 8:19pmFLAGI want to have sex with my mom and get her to be *****
AnonymousNov 07 2012 8:19pmFLAGpull it out in front of her and shove it down her throat
AnonymousNov 14 2012 7:50pmFLAGGet her when she is in the shower! Just walking in ***** jerking off
DunoNov 25 2012 11:14pmFLAGWhen she's in the shower walk in and have sex with her
uno btunoJan 03 2013 6:23amFLAGjust do wat i do cum on her food and in her drink
ANALCREAMPIEJan 15 2013 3:52amFLAGjust grab her and shove your d*ck in her mouth an keep on going bac and forth
person you dont knowMar 15 2013 11:22amFLAGor rape all night long you sick son of a bich you should never think of doing a thing like that
AnonymousMar 15 2013 11:23amFLAG
ask your mom to give you a shower. if she says yes then tell her that the side of your legs are itchy. make sure its really close to your penis.then while she is bending down move up so your penis touches her lips and then say will you suck it. most likely shewill say yes.
epicMar 25 2013 4:35pmFLAGJust go up to her and say do you want a Popsicle if she says yes pretentious to get one and give her your c*ck instead
AnonymousApr 10 2013 7:23amFLAGJust ask her to suck it by saying it is sore and put it in
KkApr 28 2013 11:08amFLAGWait for her to get in the shower and when she steps foot in the shower follow her in put your finger on her lips and rub her boobs till she get and ask her for a blow job.
AleeexMay 25 2013 1:43pmFLAGCut off your d*ck and serve it to your mom on a plate.
BigBadWolfMay 25 2013 1:48pmFLAGfirst what you do is get a stiffy when you talk to her, favorably when shes sitting down so that your hard on is level with her face, then when you're at the right distance, and not looking at her, turn around when she addresses you so that your stiffy slaps her in the face, and she'll have no choice but to say "oh honey let me help you with that"
typical white guyMay 26 2013 9:32amFLAGi want real advice i really want a blow job from my mom i know she knows how to suck i caught her sucking my dads before but wat can i do to get her to suck my c*ck dry
CoolJul 01 2013 5:59amFLAGtell your mom at night before bed that you have had nightmares the ;ast couple nights and that you want to sleep with her for one night. when she is asleep put your hand inside her panties and masturbate her vagina. if you do it good enough, she'll most likely love it and want to have so nice sex with you. while you're at that, ask her to do a dirty foxy with her and she'll ask what that is, then shove your c*ck down her throat and then she'll be sucking on your c*ck
HotBeachMothaaJul 05 2013 8:09pmFLAGbring her chocolates
your fatherJul 06 2013 12:52amFLAGi want a B.J from my cousin
carl wigstenJul 08 2013 12:08pmFLAGJust have her catch you jerk off and then see how she reacts
FriendAug 04 2013 1:46pmFLAGWhen shes sleeping just ram your you c0ck in her mouth
your momAug 20 2013 7:36pmFLAGCum in her panties and leave open on floor for her to see
SpoofterAug 24 2013 2:02amFLAGJust go behind her and start rubbing your c*ck all over her if she doesnt push you away ask her for a bl*wj*b dont forget to kiss her everywhere. This will most likely be your only chance. So shove it in her mouth and yell mommy to yhe top if your lungs just scream mommy suck my d*ck itll be the best sensation ever.
AnonymousSep 12 2013 8:18amFLAGWhat if I'm and I want her to
anonymous Sep 21 2013 9:48pmFLAGsmell all her panties in her drawer
AnonymousOct 02 2013 5:42pmFLAG
Drop you pants in front of her with a hard on and sing "I can't get no satisfaction" and if she likes it she will drool and...
AnonymousOct 09 2013 10:02pmFLAGwhen he's sleeping to and wake it up then touch her boobs and tell him what u want
Sex x pertOct 12 2013 10:38pmFLAGJust tell u want to
AnonymousOct 22 2013 5:27pmFLAGJust tell her that you never have had sex yet and say you want to know what it feels like
Street bitchNov 17 2013 11:37amFLAGjust give her some hard core knock out pills n when shes out open her mouth and glide it in back and fourth
jinggle bawsNov 24 2013 10:27pmFLAGGo up to her drop her pants pound that yummy get her on her knees and shove your long d*ck down her throat and say suckk me dry mommy then cum in her throat and tease her with ur d*ck if she likes it
AnonymousNov 27 2013 1:03pmFLAGJust when shes sleeping make her squirt and then tell her u got to suck ur d*ck
AnonymousNov 28 2013 5:38pmFLAGcum on her panties and bras, cum in her food and drinks
d*ckDec 22 2013 7:25amFLAGlive with her on till your 25y and then make her sniff some sleeping powder tie her up and put her in the basement and keep her as a hoe for you and you could rent her out for money
AnonymousDec 26 2013 8:11amFLAGI'm a **** girl, my kik name is: ajbuttons
AnonymousDec 27 2013 4:56pmFLAGfind a pic of her ***** or take one while shes sleeping and let her catch you jackin to it a few times. Now the real trick is to let her see that you have a pic but dont let her see what its a pic of. Then hide it but not well enough to where she cant find it. Eventually she'll find it and the seed will be planted in her head. It may take some time before she comes to you wanting to suck you off so keep letting her catch you. Basicly youre waiting for her to convince herself that she wont go to hell for bangin her own kid.
IdyomomtooJan 15 2014 6:03pmFLAGwalk up to her and say 'Mom people are being mean to me in the high school locker rooms when we get out of the showers. they say i have a small penis." some moms will say "i bet it isn't that small. drop your pants and ill say whether its small or not." then when she's looking at it think about sexy thoughts to make you get a errection. she might laugh and if she does, act all embarrassed and if she says turn around and let me help, you've done it.
IknowmystuffJan 17 2014 3:11pmFLAGI just got WASTED drunk and climbed on top of her in the middle of the night! Dad was all for it! He told her she may as well let me ME!! And I woulda let him cum in my mouth, too!! I've never been that drunk again....
mom's worst fear Jan 18 2014 3:47amFLAGI want to eat your moms C*nt too.
edibasMar 12 2014 7:43amFLAGHow do I get my aunt to let me her I've been trying to get her to see my c*ck by letting it hang out any other tips
noneyaMar 12 2014 2:37pmFLAGi really want to get my mom to suck me and i wanna her and my aunt
lolMar 15 2014 5:49pmFLAGLast week I got my mom super drunk on margaritas. I helped her out of her clothes and into her bed. I layed her down on her stomach and spread her legs. I licked her butthole until my jaw ached. Then I pushed her cheeks together around my c*ck and gave myself an assjob with my moms bouncy butt. I cranked until I couldn't take any more and then pressed the head of my throbbing d*ck a centimeter into my moms jerk and shot the creamiest rope of cum I've ever shot. I pulsed 3 or 4 more spurts distributing the streams evenly on both cheeks and the final one right in her crack. I slipped her panties back up over her ass and wrapped the bed covers over her. The next morning I heard her getting into the shower. I stole the panties out of the hamper and stuffed them in my mouth while I beat off outside the door. We get drunk together about once a week so I can't wait until next time. I'm gonna make sure she's wasted and try to ease my c*ck into her ass. I won't slam it in and out just yet. I want to build up to that. Not shooting my balls once. And then when that day finally arrives I'll blast off in her rectum like a t shirt cannon.
9 inches and slightly curved. Mar 17 2014 6:12pmFLAGI wanna lick my mum c*nt until shes cum in my face
BeastMar 24 2014 11:19amFLAGthat's grim and sick minded dude
serioushelpMar 29 2014 2:38amFLAGSay my penis is filling pain and research says sucking it helps
Yo faceMar 30 2014 5:36pmFLAGi want her,but i cant get her wanting
nora kmengSloyApr 01 2014 7:17amFLAGI want my mom to give me head but i cant come up with a plan good enough
Goddamn i want some headApr 06 5:27pmFLAGMy son just asked me And I said yes although I regret it but at the time it was amazing
jakmassakerApr 19 12:37amFLAGMy mum has big fake tits. She walked in when I was jerking off she took over and let my deepthrought her it was amazing. She sucked for a good half hour and I finished off by pounding her big round ass
big c*ckApr 22 2:25pmFLAGI masterbat and I quit when she walked in should i keep doing it are stop
AnonymousApr 25 9:42pmFLAGKeep jerking off. When she walks in ask for her help get her to put her lips around you c*ck
big c*ckApr 30 2:03pmFLAG1 4 yo boy, kik name: edibas
AnonymousMay 12 7:50amFLAGJust get her to drink a few, make up some bull about how you've never had a bj and/or sex and then tell her youre worried yours isn't natural looking or some such, she will ask what the problem is tell her its hard to explain and try to get her to come around to you showing her it. More than likely once she sees your c*ck she will want it its a natural psychological response for moms to have with their sons
Psycho-evaluation of intellegince proffessor at Harvard.May 12 1:25pmFLAGWell what if youre mom is somethime's alone but you have a sister & asked her 1'th but she forgot.When i somethimes cant go to sleep she sleeps close to me & falls asleep
guy that is bad at spellingMay 12 11:25pmFLAGMy mom drinks a lot. She stays up late when she is drinking and will eventually just pass out. Once she does it's hard to wake her. I know as I have had to wake her up any times and it's almost impossible sometimes she refuses to wake up and other times after much shaking and calling out to her she usually is confused and not fully awake. This is when I realized I could really take advantage of this and I still do quite often. The first thing I like to do is unfasten her bra if she's wearing one and I fondle, squeeze, and even suck and play with her nipples and she never wakes up. One time she scared me when I was sucking on her nipple and she unexpectedly put her hand on the back of my head and she let out a low "mmm." I thought she woke up but didn't realize it was her own son that was under her shirt playing with her tits. She has very full and perky 36C titties with very nice sized puffy nipples. I ed her twice after finding her passed out ***** in bed. And the craziest experience yet was when she kind of slept walk but instead of walking in her sleep she sucked my d*ck...unfortunately it didn't last long enough for me to cum in her mouth.
Mama's boyMay 12 11:33pmFLAGbut what if she dosent drink?
AnonimousMay 13 12:16pmFLAGI want my mom to suck my d*ck but my mom has a broken back how do I have sex with her help me
CocMay 30 4:48pmFLAG1 4 years, boy, kik name: edibas
AnonymousJul 15 5:53pmFLAG1 4 years boy, kik name: edibas
AnonymousAug 03 9:26amFLAGJust walk up to her and say "I need you to get something out of my vent" when she gets ready to get it pull your pants down and when she turns around stick that d*ck in her mouth with your hands on her head and the door shut
The mom erAug 27 6:30pmFLAG1 4 years boy, kik username: edibas
AnonymousSep 05 6:17amFLAGget a boner and make sure its sticking out of your pants, go into her room and ask her for some help.