AnonymousOct 10 2011 10:08amFLAGwaht you wana make ur own mother taste ur semen, i guess ur mom is a whore, do 1 thing blow your cum on her food she will silently eat it........waaaaaak!!!
erajOct 10 2011 10:10amFLAGgood luck man i wanted to heck my mom also i still fantasize about it bien older now i hope u pound the day lights out of her
edybearOct 11 2011 12:56pmFLAGgo up to her and ask and if that don't work rape her hardcore
this guyMay 11 2012 4:59pmFLAGjackoff to incest *** specifical a video of a guy ing hismom.....andwhen she walks in on you dont stop jerkin it and lether see the screen with the title on it......if that dontwork jjust cum on your hand andwhen shes asleep putthe cum in her mouth
muthabuttaJul 11 2012 6:05pmFLAGI want to have sex with my mom and get her to be *****
Kenoy Claiborne Nov 07 2012 8:19pmFLAGI want to have sex with my mom and get her to be *****
AnonymousNov 07 2012 8:19pmFLAGpull it out in front of her and shove it down her throat
AnonymousNov 14 2012 7:50pmFLAGGet her when she is in the shower! Just walking in ***** jerking off
DunoNov 25 2012 11:14pmFLAGWhen she's in the shower walk in and have sex with her
uno btunoJan 03 2013 6:23amFLAGjust do wat i do cum on her food and in her drink
ANALCREAMPIEJan 15 2013 3:52amFLAGjust grab her and shove your d*ck in her mouth an keep on going bac and forth
person you dont knowMar 15 2013 11:22amFLAGor rape all night long you sick son of a bich you should never think of doing a thing like that
AnonymousMar 15 2013 11:23amFLAG
ask your mom to give you a shower. if she says yes then tell her that the side of your legs are itchy. make sure its really close to your penis.then while she is bending down move up so your penis touches her lips and then say will you suck it. most likely shewill say yes.
epicMar 25 2013 4:35pmFLAGJust go up to her and say do you want a Popsicle if she says yes pretentious to get one and give her your c*ck instead
AnonymousApr 10 2013 7:23amFLAGJust ask her to suck it by saying it is sore and put it in
KkApr 28 2013 11:08amFLAGWait for her to get in the shower and when she steps foot in the shower follow her in put your finger on her lips and rub her boobs till she get and ask her for a blow job.
AleeexMay 25 2013 1:43pmFLAGCut off your d*ck and serve it to your mom on a plate.
BigBadWolfMay 25 2013 1:48pmFLAGfirst what you do is get a stiffy when you talk to her, favorably when shes sitting down so that your hard on is level with her face, then when you're at the right distance, and not looking at her, turn around when she addresses you so that your stiffy slaps her in the face, and she'll have no choice but to say "oh honey let me help you with that"
typical white guyMay 26 2013 9:32amFLAGi want real advice i really want a blow job from my mom i know she knows how to suck i caught her sucking my dads before but wat can i do to get her to suck my c*ck dry
CoolJul 01 2013 5:59amFLAGtell your mom at night before bed that you have had nightmares the ;ast couple nights and that you want to sleep with her for one night. when she is asleep put your hand inside her panties and masturbate her vagina. if you do it good enough, she'll most likely love it and want to have so nice sex with you. while you're at that, ask her to do a dirty foxy with her and she'll ask what that is, then shove your c*ck down her throat and then she'll be sucking on your c*ck
HotBeachMothaaJul 05 2013 8:09pmFLAGbring her chocolates
your fatherJul 06 2013 12:52amFLAGi want a B.J from my cousin
carl wigstenJul 08 2013 12:08pmFLAGJust have her catch you jerk off and then see how she reacts
FriendAug 04 2013 1:46pmFLAGWhen shes sleeping just ram your you c0ck in her mouth
your momAug 20 2013 7:36pmFLAGCum in her panties and leave open on floor for her to see
SpoofterAug 24 2013 2:02amFLAGJust go behind her and start rubbing your c*ck all over her if she doesnt push you away ask her for a bl*wj*b dont forget to kiss her everywhere. This will most likely be your only chance. So shove it in her mouth and yell mommy to yhe top if your lungs just scream mommy suck my d*ck itll be the best sensation ever.
AnonymousSep 12 2013 8:18amFLAGWhat if I'm and I want her to
anonymous Sep 21 2013 9:48pmFLAGsmell all her panties in her drawer
AnonymousOct 02 2013 5:42pmFLAG
Drop you pants in front of her with a hard on and sing "I can't get no satisfaction" and if she likes it she will drool and...
AnonymousOct 09 2013 10:02pmFLAGwhen he's sleeping to and wake it up then touch her boobs and tell him what u want
Sex x pertOct 12 2013 10:38pmFLAGJust tell u want to
AnonymousOct 22 2013 5:27pmFLAGJust tell her that you never have had sex yet and say you want to know what it feels like
Street bitchNov 17 2013 11:37amFLAGjust give her some hard core knock out pills n when shes out open her mouth and glide it in back and fourth
jinggle bawsNov 24 2013 10:27pmFLAGGo up to her drop her pants pound that yummy get her on her knees and shove your long d*ck down her throat and say suckk me dry mommy then cum in her throat and tease her with ur d*ck if she likes it
AnonymousNov 27 2013 1:03pmFLAGJust when shes sleeping make her squirt and then tell her u got to suck ur d*ck
AnonymousNov 28 2013 5:38pmFLAGcum on her panties and bras, cum in her food and drinks
d*ckDec 22 2013 7:25amFLAGlive with her on till your 25y and then make her sniff some sleeping powder tie her up and put her in the basement and keep her as a hoe for you and you could rent her out for money
AnonymousDec 26 2013 8:11amFLAGI'm a **** girl, my kik name is: ajbuttons
AnonymousDec 27 2013 4:56pmFLAGfind a pic of her ***** or take one while shes sleeping and let her catch you jackin to it a few times. Now the real trick is to let her see that you have a pic but dont let her see what its a pic of. Then hide it but not well enough to where she cant find it. Eventually she'll find it and the seed will be planted in her head. It may take some time before she comes to you wanting to suck you off so keep letting her catch you. Basicly youre waiting for her to convince herself that she wont go to hell for bangin her own kid.
IdyomomtooJan 15 2014 6:03pmFLAGwalk up to her and say 'Mom people are being mean to me in the high school locker rooms when we get out of the showers. they say i have a small penis." some moms will say "i bet it isn't that small. drop your pants and ill say whether its small or not." then when she's looking at it think about sexy thoughts to make you get a errection. she might laugh and if she does, act all embarrassed and if she says turn around and let me help, you've done it.
IknowmystuffJan 17 2014 3:11pmFLAGI just got WASTED drunk and climbed on top of her in the middle of the night! Dad was all for it! He told her she may as well let me ME!! And I woulda let him cum in my mouth, too!! I've never been that drunk again....
mom's worst fear Jan 18 2014 3:47amFLAGI want to eat your moms C*nt too.
edibasMar 12 2014 7:43amFLAGHow do I get my aunt to let me her I've been trying to get her to see my c*ck by letting it hang out any other tips
noneyaMar 12 2014 2:37pmFLAGi really want to get my mom to suck me and i wanna her and my aunt
lolMar 15 2014 5:49pmFLAGLast week I got my mom super drunk on margaritas. I helped her out of her clothes and into her bed. I layed her down on her stomach and spread her legs. I licked her butthole until my jaw ached. Then I pushed her cheeks together around my c*ck and gave myself an assjob with my moms bouncy butt. I cranked until I couldn't take any more and then pressed the head of my throbbing d*ck a centimeter into my moms jerk and shot the creamiest rope of cum I've ever shot. I pulsed 3 or 4 more spurts distributing the streams evenly on both cheeks and the final one right in her crack. I slipped her panties back up over her ass and wrapped the bed covers over her. The next morning I heard her getting into the shower. I stole the panties out of the hamper and stuffed them in my mouth while I beat off outside the door. We get drunk together about once a week so I can't wait until next time. I'm gonna make sure she's wasted and try to ease my c*ck into her ass. I won't slam it in and out just yet. I want to build up to that. Not shooting my balls once. And then when that day finally arrives I'll blast off in her rectum like a t shirt cannon.
9 inches and slightly curved. Mar 17 2014 6:12pmFLAGI wanna lick my mum c*nt until shes cum in my face
BeastMar 24 2014 11:19amFLAGthat's grim and sick minded dude
serioushelpMar 29 2014 2:38amFLAGSay my penis is filling pain and research says sucking it helps
Yo faceMar 30 2014 5:36pmFLAGi want her,but i cant get her wanting
nora kmengSloyApr 01 2014 7:17amFLAGI want my mom to give me head but i cant come up with a plan good enough
Goddamn i want some headApr 06 2014 5:27pmFLAGMy son just asked me And I said yes although I regret it but at the time it was amazing
jakmassakerApr 19 2014 12:37amFLAGMy mum has big fake tits. She walked in when I was jerking off she took over and let my deepthrought her it was amazing. She sucked for a good half hour and I finished off by pounding her big round ass
big c*ckApr 22 2014 2:25pmFLAGI masterbat and I quit when she walked in should i keep doing it are stop
AnonymousApr 25 2014 9:42pmFLAGKeep jerking off. When she walks in ask for her help get her to put her lips around you c*ck
big c*ckApr 30 2014 2:03pmFLAG1 4 yo boy, kik name: edibas
AnonymousMay 12 2014 7:50amFLAGJust get her to drink a few, make up some bull about how you've never had a bj and/or sex and then tell her youre worried yours isn't natural looking or some such, she will ask what the problem is tell her its hard to explain and try to get her to come around to you showing her it. More than likely once she sees your c*ck she will want it its a natural psychological response for moms to have with their sons
Psycho-evaluation of intellegince proffessor at Harvard.May 12 2014 1:25pmFLAGWell what if youre mom is somethime's alone but you have a sister & asked her 1'th but she forgot.When i somethimes cant go to sleep she sleeps close to me & falls asleep
guy that is bad at spellingMay 12 2014 11:25pmFLAGMy mom drinks a lot. She stays up late when she is drinking and will eventually just pass out. Once she does it's hard to wake her. I know as I have had to wake her up any times and it's almost impossible sometimes she refuses to wake up and other times after much shaking and calling out to her she usually is confused and not fully awake. This is when I realized I could really take advantage of this and I still do quite often. The first thing I like to do is unfasten her bra if she's wearing one and I fondle, squeeze, and even suck and play with her nipples and she never wakes up. One time she scared me when I was sucking on her nipple and she unexpectedly put her hand on the back of my head and she let out a low "mmm." I thought she woke up but didn't realize it was her own son that was under her shirt playing with her tits. She has very full and perky 36C titties with very nice sized puffy nipples. I ed her twice after finding her passed out ***** in bed. And the craziest experience yet was when she kind of slept walk but instead of walking in her sleep she sucked my d*ck...unfortunately it didn't last long enough for me to cum in her mouth.
Mama's boyMay 12 2014 11:33pmFLAGbut what if she dosent drink?
AnonimousMay 13 2014 12:16pmFLAGI want my mom to suck my d*ck but my mom has a broken back how do I have sex with her help me
CocMay 30 2014 4:48pmFLAG1 4 years, boy, kik name: edibas
AnonymousJul 15 2014 5:53pmFLAG1 4 years boy, kik name: edibas
AnonymousAug 03 2014 9:26amFLAGJust walk up to her and say "I need you to get something out of my vent" when she gets ready to get it pull your pants down and when she turns around stick that d*ck in her mouth with your hands on her head and the door shut
The mom erAug 27 2014 6:30pmFLAG1 4 years boy, kik username: edibas
AnonymousSep 05 2014 6:17amFLAGget a boner and make sure its sticking out of your pants, go into her room and ask her for some help.
yo mamaSep 22 2014 3:43pmFLAGPlan before doing
1.wait for opportunities like see when your mom sleeping alone
2.make sure that she's fully asleep
3.go pretend sleep besides so you can make your c..k hard and rub it in her lips
4.and you,re on yourself she can't resist it she will notices that your c..k rubbing her from behind
You can f..k in notime.....
revenge of the sons c*ckOct 07 2014 10:11amFLAGI just walked up to my mom and grabbed her tits for behind whenever I want and when we are sitting down alone I grab her hand and put it on my d*ck and make her grab it all moms like that.
The rap pest Oct 15 2014 6:29pmFLAGMy mom sucks my d*ck almost every night when she comes home from work4 at 4am. I made up a story online that I dream nightly of her sucking my d*ck & I made sure she saw my monitor. I kept letting her run into my obsession stories on my monitor n finally she just sucked my d*ck one night! I came so hard in her mouth n now it's a normal thing . Just plantl
chandlorcoxMar 09 3:05pmFLAGMy email is email@example.com
chandlorcoxMar 09 3:07pmFLAGText me I'm need advice to get my mom to suck my d*ck but my brother will tell on me for everything
chandlorcoxMar 09 3:09pmFLAGi just walked into my moms room when i was wearing tracksuit pants and had a big boner and she went to the floor and walked to her cupboard i was standing next to it and i said what are you doing and then she started rubbing my c*ck and she sucked for about 2 and a half hours and then she let me lick her nipples and penetrate her with a condom on this has happend about 20 times to me
JackMay 07 7:19pmFLAGI caught my mom cheating on my dad with her co-worker. I was pissed off and was going to call my dad at work and tell him to come right home immediately but my mom tried to threaten me at first and when that didn't work she offered to buy me a computer I had wanted. I told her that wouldn't do it but if she sucked my d*ck and let me play with her tits who could I tell? She sucked my d*ck 6 times in a 2 hour span. Let me tell you there is nothing kinkier than feeling your own mom's mouth sucking on your hard c*ck. When she asked me the first time where I wanted to cum I smiled and said in your mouth mom, I want to see you swallow it and she did just that. I never came that much in my life. It was so amazing I just felt my c*ck pumping cum into her mouth as I grabbed her hair and told her to keep sucking it. My d*ck stayed rock hard even after cumming like that. A few minutes later I had her sucking on it again. If you get so lucky as just getting one blow job from your own mother you won't regret it. My mom is fantastic at giving head but even if she wasn't I still would have enjoyed it because it's super erotic to watch your own mom's head bobbing up and down on your d*ck trying to get her son off feeling her warm wet mouth and her tongue swirling around the head of your throbbing c*ck and licking your shaft and balls telling her to "suck my d*ck mommy" and "oh god, you're going to make me cum again mom." Enjoy her while she's hot and when and if you get the chance. I didn't even want to ed her mouth back which she would slow her sucking up but also suck it harder too and then deep throat it. That was by far the best head any woman has ever given me and I was just at that time. I've had a lot women suck me off since then and none have been able to give me a better and hotter experience than my mother did.
Suck it MomMay 08 12:11pmFLAGI've helped a few other guys to get their mother's to suck their c*cks and a couple of them even ed his mom together.
Suck your son's d*ck MomsMay 08 12:23pmFLAGGo to your mom for help and ask her not to judge you for what you are about to tell her. Tell her you don't understand why it's even happening but you have been having wet dreams of someone waking you up in the middle of the night when you feel someone giving you the most amazing oral sex you've ever had and when you open your eyes it's your mom sucking you off. It feels so good you don't even want to stop her. She makes you cum and asks you if it was good? You say it was amazing and you want her to do it again and she does. Tell her you know it's just a dream, one you have no control over, but now all you can think about is how great it feels and you can't stop the thoughts that invade your mind about her really sucking you off even though you try to fight off the thoughts. Let yourself get noticeably hard and show it to her as if you can't even control your own body anymore. Even if she doesn't suck your d*ck you will have a thrill just telling her how you want her to that's uncontrollable. You will masturbate for years remembering that encounter.
Tell HerMay 08 12:37pmFLAGTake a needle poke two small holes side by side underneath your penis where your balls and c*ck meet. Make it red and irritated then tell your mom you think you have been bitten by a spider and you're concerned. It itches and is very tender and in a spot that you aren't comfortable showing just anyone but trust her judgement. You don't know if you should go see a doctor or not, if it's serious or just something that will go away soon. Tell her where it is and that you only need to show her the small area where it is. Make sure you are semi erect but not fully erect yet. While she is inspecting it closely because the bite is so tiny accidentally lose your grip after your attention is drawn to something else, maybe your cell phone alarm going off or whatever. Once your d*ck is pretty much in her face think about her wrapping her lips around the head of your d*ck and sucking you into her warm wet mouth feeling your c*ck laying on her tongue tasting your d*ck. Your d*ck will quickly stiffen up right before her eyes. Then after you get fully erect say, "Opps, sorry mom." Let yourself feel embarrassed but having trouble covering up your erection. Point back to the "spider bite" and ask her what she thinks you should do about it while hard c*ck throbs in front of her. If she asks why you have an erection just tell it would be the same if a doctor was looking at it and that's why you needed her advice on what you should do because it's embarrassing as it is but a mother wouldn't judge her son.
Show it to momMay 08 12:56pmFLAGGrab your laptop or tablet and some headphones. Turn on some *** video with a title like "Mom sucks her son's c*ck and swallows" and pretend you don't realize she's even home and that you can't even hear her as you jack off to this taboo titled ***. Say something like, "This is so hot. Wow she really is sucking her son's c*ck. Wish she was my mom." And then notice her jumping up but not sure what to do, just let your hard d*ck hang out freely before you leave the *** behind still playing as you go to the restroom or your bedroom to regroup.
jacking off to incest ***May 08 1:19pmFLAGGet rid of the soap before you get in the shower. Call out to your mom to bring you some soap. When she comes in to hand it to you open the shower door or curtain absent mindedly too far with a raging boner in all its glory, "thanks...oh damn, sorry mom." I did this to two of my mom's sisters, my aunt's when visiting them in their homes. I pretended to not notice I wasn't covered by the curtain and I intentionally mishandled the hand off of the soap dropping it near her so I could expose myself a bit longer. What a thrill it was to see her eyes locked in on my throbbing erected c*ck. I came out in a pair of sweat shorts with still a noticeable bulge protruding outward and made sure I turned to the side as I stood there for a couple of minutes talking to her to get her attention and making my c*ck dance a little for her viewing pleasure. The next morning faking asleep on the couch I let her see me again. She went to cover me up and I "woke up" before she did which then she told me I was hanging out of my boxers.
Opps I'm hardMay 08 1:36pmFLAGMy other aunt used to drink until she blacked out and passed out. She didn't usually remember the last few hours before passing out which lead to some really exciting moments with her like pulling my c*ck out right in front of her which she would laugh at my klutzy drunkenness. "Your barn door is open and the rooster is sticking it's head out." I would act like I didn't get the joke she was trying to tell me. Then when I did notice I would bust up laughing but leave it out anyway. "Wow, I must be happy about something. I'm hard as a rock and don't even know why." Then I would fling it and let it bounce and laugh some more. "Maybe it's happy to see you Aunt Cindy?" I would walk up to her and put it in her face. "Yup, that's it, it's happy to see you, my one eyed trouser snake got lonely." She would just laugh and tell me to put my pet snake away but I would get bolder and bolder. "Oh it's not like you never seen a hard on before. You've seen one you've seen them all right? Well before he goes home you should give him a little kiss Aunty, I mean he did come out to see you I think. What? It's just a little kiss. He wasn't asking for any tongue action but he certainly wouldn't turn it down if you wanted to give him that. It's not like you or I would remember it tomorrow anyway. You could give me the best BJ ever and I wouldn't even remember it. No one would know about it, not even our drunk asses. What's the matter you don't want to suck your nephew's big d*ck, your a mean old Aunty. You get me all aroused and then don't want to finish the job. Don't be such a tease Aunt Cindy, help me take care of this. I don't mind if my Aunty sucks my c*ck and swallows my cum in fact that makes it even hotter to me if you would. Uh oh, there it goes trying to hide between your cleavage." I would jack off right in her face with her laughing and try to stick it in her mouth. Rubbing her tits with my c*ck still out and telling her how I used to love watching her breastfeed. I would even tell her if she passed out I was going to be playing with her titties and I would too. She would wake up the next day and not remember any of that ing great!
Drunken AuntyMay 08 2:09pmFLAGSteal your mom's bra or panties. I was always into the titties more. I would take my mother's or aunt's bras and jack off into them. I would let them walk in on me as I was beating off with one of their bras wrapped around my d*ck or leave it on my bed in the open. When they would ask what I was doing with their bra I just said I didn't know who it belonged to I just liked how soft and smooth it felt on my penis. If they said it was their bra and to give it back I said yeah right, you're not a 34C, this can't be yours because your boobs aren't that big. They are? Really? I don't believe it, you'll have to show me to make me a believer. You mean I was just masturbating with my mom's/aunt's bra and the mystery woman that I was fantasizing about having my penis between her boobs was really yours? Talk about awkward. Awkward and now a little curious. Curious if your boobs really are that big. I didn't say I wanted to see your boobs you did. I probably would not look away if you took your shirt off but I doubt it would give me an erection. We can find out. I'll pull it out now and you take it off and if I get an erection then we'll know for sure. Well I'm just making a suggestion. I still don't really believe that's your bra but whatever."
Steal her braMay 08 2:32pmFLAGI want my mom sucks my d*ck my mom is 56 years old and very sexy. How can i let her suck my d*ck and let cum in her face and do sex 4 hrs with her