if you choke a smurf what color does it turn? -presto
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Asked by: ._presto_.! at
08:08:35 PM, Tuesday, July 08, 2014 EDT
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Sometimes i think that they are always in a chokehold which makes their skin blue but their magicalness prevents them from dying
Presto! Jul 08 2014 5:10pm FLAG
IF YOU TAP A SMURF IN THE ASS DO THEY QUEEF RAINBOWS
Deen Jul 08 2014 5:11pm FLAG
i also think smurfs were made in china because their a$$ looks like a chinese noodle
Presto Jul 08 2014 5:13pm FLAG
YES IT MAKES THEM FEEL MAGICAL SO THEY QUEEF RAINBOWS
Presto Jul 08 2014 5:14pm FLAG
There's only one female smurf so the question of the century is how do they keep making more smurfs? my guess is that smurfs are gay. protect you're sons citizens
Presto Jul 08 2014 5:20pm FLAG
BLUE COLON TURD BABIES SMURFS WAS THE FIRST IDEALISTIC COMMUNITY IF LIBERALISM
Deen Jul 08 2014 5:22pm FLAG
XD this is weird. ._.
Gabby Jul 08 2014 5:23pm FLAG
Lol gabby
drake Jul 08 2014 5:29pm FLAG
I want to fûck a smurf
Anonymous Jul 08 2014 5:30pm FLAG
Lololololol me too @anon
Gabby Jul 08 2014 5:41pm FLAG
Racist
Anonymous Jul 08 2014 5:56pm FLAG
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