Fantasy Hoops

Love
Money
Career
Family
Friends
General




 


Ask me anything you like

The Problem:

Asked by: sirvlad at 11:43:33 PM, Friday, October 24, 2014 EDT FLAG

Advice

And I shall answer. Questions about anything.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 8:43pm FLAG


Alright, here's a tough one. If?

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 8:48pm FLAG
Getting all deep, anon. The answers are limitless, and only bound by your imagination. My response is to think about "what if?" in the context of historical events. What if things went differently?

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 8:49pm FLAG
Then I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be wearing pants right no..., THE TIME STREAM HAS BEEN DESTROYED. WE GOTTA GO BACK, MARTY.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 8:51pm FLAG
what if jesus was still on earth

sc Oct 24 2014 8:53pm FLAG
For the BTTF reference, you get a cookie, anon.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 8:53pm FLAG
@sc. He'd be one old mother effer.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 8:54pm FLAG
What if Jesus WASN'T still on earth? Flipped the script. *Eats that cookie.*

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 8:56pm FLAG
@anon. Things would be like they are today.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 8:57pm FLAG
yea i guess

sc Oct 24 2014 8:57pm FLAG
That's deep, Man. So deep that the dog had to go and get help for you. Stop falling down wells.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 8:57pm FLAG
@sc. What can I say? I study psych, not philosophy.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 8:58pm FLAG
Psych? ARE YOU A PSYCHIC DETECTIVE THAT ACTUALLY IS JUST A REGULAR DETECTIVE WITH REALLY GOOD PERIPHERAL VISION AND DO YOU ALSO HAVE A STEREOTYPICAL BLACK FRIEND?

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 8:59pm FLAG
@anon. Alright, so first it was BTTF, not its Lassie, what's next?

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:00pm FLAG
hey

sc Oct 24 2014 9:00pm FLAG
@anon. That answered my question. I am sad that Psych was canceled. That was a great show.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:00pm FLAG
@sc. Yeah?

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:01pm FLAG
It was.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:01pm FLAG
never mind what if dogs could fly

sc Oct 24 2014 9:03pm FLAG
@sc. People would need highly trained dogs, or they would need to keep them in cages constantly.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:05pm FLAG
My question is, what are the Id, Superego, and the Ego? TRIVIA TIME.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:05pm FLAG
Let's see. The Id is the the part of personality responsible for instincts, the ego is responsible for conscious thoughts and actions, and the superego is mostly responsible for morals and values, as far as I remember. I never paid much attention to Freudian psychology, it makes zero sense most of the time.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:09pm FLAG
Wrong, obviously. The Id stands for kID Icarus, the angel who beats up squash. The Ego stands for Egoraptor, that comedian/artist dinosaur. The Superego is like the mecha godzilla Egoraptor. Haha.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:14pm FLAG
Well, it IS Freud, so it still makes as much sense as before.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:15pm FLAG
HEY, don't be dissing Freud. He's my brother's uncle cousin's mechanic's sister's grandmother's therapist.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:16pm FLAG
So that is where you get the insanity from...

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:17pm FLAG
Nah, I was educated in the USA's public school system.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:18pm FLAG
oookkkkkaaaaaayyyyy genus wooooowww

sc Oct 24 2014 9:19pm FLAG
@Anon. Haha. @sc. I am of the homo genus and the sapiens species, resulting in a classification as homo sapiens.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:21pm FLAG
uuuummm intrasting

sc Oct 24 2014 9:22pm FLAG
HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE FEMUR BONE WHICH SHOWS WHEN WE FIRST BEGAN TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE NEANDERTALS?

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:23pm FLAG
Yep. The curse of intelligence, nobody understands you, and most people are bored by your presence. That's just life for me.

sirvlad Oct 24 2014 9:23pm FLAG
Trick question, we were too smart back then for it to of been consensual. We probably raped the hell out of neandertals.

Anonymous Oct 24 2014 9:30pm FLAG
GAH, I FORGOT THE UNO PART.

AnonymousUno Oct 24 2014 9:30pm FLAG
Give advice:
Advice:


By:



Home