PUNCAKE :3Dec 17 2014 3:14pmFLAGI've been to Bournemouth before now, a while ago mind
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:15pmFLAGLol don't worry about it :p Just dont get jealous when May likes my Brit accent better than your Brit accent :p
DισχDec 17 2014 3:15pmFLAG
How much do you wish to bet :)
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:16pmFLAGI HAVE A BETTER BRITISH ACCENT THAN ALL OF YA'LL BRITISH ACCENTS GOVERNOR
PUNCAKE :3Dec 17 2014 3:17pmFLAGI bet your life on it. Theres a high chance I will sleep with May as well :p
DισχDec 17 2014 3:18pmFLAGReally Puncake, I have a proper recieved English, Newsreader accent
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:18pmFLAGYep same but i can do a very good irish one :)
DισχDec 17 2014 3:19pmFLAGYou, sleep with May Diox, dream on, who says you'd get their first ;)
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:19pmFLAGXD i have a lazy-ass-girl-that-plays-xbox-all-the-time British Accent
PUNCAKE :3Dec 17 2014 3:20pmFLAGYou play xbox? :p And Chris even if you get there first im probably 1 0x stronger than you.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:22pmFLAGSays you Diox, you probably couldn't hurt a fly
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:23pmFLAG1)yes i do Diox 2)it doesnt matter how strong you are, hiw cute you are, the important thing is that personality....just saying
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:25pmFLAGLol flys don't exist were i live its too cold for them. Lol May has already had cyber sex with me so thats a thing, plus i know what airport to meet her at :)
DισχDec 17 2014 3:25pmFLAGWhats your gt? Then you can know my personality
DισχDec 17 2014 3:26pmFLAGi would NEVER hurt a fly....cause then i'll get fly guts on me.....ewww
PUNCAKE :3Dec 17 2014 3:26pmFLAGThat probably why May loves me more because of my personality.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:26pmFLAGCybersex, really, how ridiculous as if that means anythin'
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:26pmFLAGIkr -_- it will be amazing in real life. She seems experienced.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:27pmFLAGi dont give out my gt on sites like this, sorry :/
DισχDec 17 2014 3:34pmFLAGYou will be sleeping with her? Did she not say she's twelve? xD
GravityDec 17 2014 3:35pmFLAGWell i gtg to catch a flight back to England to see family for christmas and also tear May's butt open.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:36pmFLAGAge dont matter. Pfft Shes soon i think.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:36pmFLAGChrist, I ain't sleeping with no twelve or thir**** year old, poor lass she's too young for sex
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:37pmFLAGHm nvm looks like i have wifi in the cab :D
DισχDec 17 2014 3:37pmFLAGDiox you immoral bastard
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:37pmFLAGShe's twelve, so she will SURELY be staying without her parents. ._.
GravityDec 17 2014 3:37pmFLAGewww why would tear her ass open.......ouch!! >:|
PUNCAKE :3Dec 17 2014 3:38pmFLAGYeah i just want to hug her and care for her and show her around and punch people who look at her :D
DισχDec 17 2014 3:38pmFLAGI think her parents will be across the hall or something im just repeating what she told me in our private post :)
DισχDec 17 2014 3:39pmFLAGYeah right Diox, you just want to satisfy your lust
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:39pmFLAGHow old are you Diox?
Chris1.4..Dec 17 2014 3:40pmFLAGNah i have no lust i have a girlfriend who luckily has no idea what this site is :)
DισχDec 17 2014 3:40pmFLAGShe knows my age. Otherwise it doesn't matter. Lets just say i own my own house...
DισχDec 17 2014 3:40pmFLAGShe's. TWELVE. T-W-E-L-V-E, dude, really. If her parents happen to walk in, then what? Lel. xD
GravityDec 17 2014 3:40pmFLAGThen nothing because i will meet her parents probably take the piss out of them and besides i wont do anything May doesn't want im way past that rapist stuff.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:42pmFLAGYou own your own house so you must be at least what 1.8, and you want to scre.w a 1.2 year old, that's just wrong, bloody wrong
DισχDec 17 2014 3:43pmFLAGSo. Then you'll be in the cell mate, it's a HOTEL. o.o And woah, rapist stuff. O-O
GravityDec 17 2014 3:43pmFLAGSo what you're saying is you're OLDER than 1 8? o.o M'kay....
GravityDec 17 2014 3:44pmFLAGI wont be in a cell look me up im not on any records i do t exist :) Plus i wont harm May i wouldn't mind adopting her though because i hate kids.
DισχDec 17 2014 3:44pmFLAGyoull take the piss out of her parents?!? wow... your current gf was probably high when she decided to go out with you
PUNCAKE :3Dec 17 2014 3:45pmFLAGNah. You probably knew her from this site we habe known each other for about 6 years. I asked her parents if she could live with me and boom :)
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