chesse girlAug 28 2006 8:06pmFLAGy would we tell u
AnonymousAug 28 2006 9:19pmFLAGWell, you stupid assholes, she asked you a question. This an advice column. That's what it's for, in case you haven't picked up on that. "You're gay! You're self centered! Why would we tell you?" Are you guys retarded or something? Do you think you're funny? Or, haha, mean? You're pathetic. What sad and devoid manner of apes are you? I bet you don't even know what that means; you retarded little kids.
Listen, if I knew how to make an ass clap, I would tell you. But I don't. Sorry. At least I want to be helpful, though.
I.G. BattiAug 29 2006 10:16amFLAGwhat if he haets me
colettetAug 29 2006 1:32pmFLAG THIS MADE ME LAFFFFFFFFFFFF
AnonymousAug 29 2006 1:56pmFLAGYeah, you made me "Laugh".
Mach 3Aug 30 2006 6:12pmFLAGwhat does booty clap mean?
AnonymousAug 30 2006 8:47pmFLAG"shake that ass, watch urself, show me wut u workin with"
AnonymousAug 31 2006 5:13amFLAGIm more worrid about what would happen if march3 got her brain to clap
AnonymousSep 02 2006 11:19amFLAGIt would probably hurt. The two sides smacking off one another.
Mach 3Sep 02 2006 6:36pmFLAGthats only if Mach had one
JPSep 03 2006 1:21pmFLAGOh, that just too bad. I do! What are you going to say about that? Are you going to call me an IT? Are you trying to make that "happen"?
Mach 3Sep 04 2006 7:30amFLAGdont have to you already did it for me IT U knew you where one before I found out knowing how you couldnt make up you mind from one day to another. Oh ya you have to have a mind opes sorry mach u dont have one
J.PSep 04 2006 9:29amFLAGNo, I tricked you. Only when I said I was actualy a guy, you half believed me, and tried to turn it into a joke because your afraid of looking gullible, which you are. Your very gullible. Wha ha ha ha...!
Mach 3Sep 05 2006 8:20amFLAGgullible is that the best you can do to call me names wowwwwww come on you can do better then that IT Go another guy up his ass. Still trying to your ass I see face up to IT you dont know what the hell you are
J.PSep 05 2006 11:05amFLAGHay Mach is more then a It he also a ing lier why am I not shock MMM could it be that we know his act better he even does it YUP YUP YUP
DSep 05 2006 11:06amFLAG
And dont for get that last YUP LOL
AnonymousSep 05 2006 11:06amFLAGok can i just say that D is a total retard. do you actually think your funny?
ebonySep 05 2006 12:24pmFLAGebony naaaaaaaaaaa not has funny has you look
DSep 05 2006 1:13pmFLAG he wasnt trying to be funny he was making a point What are you the nexts dum ass ebony
RoseSep 05 2006 1:14pmFLAGThat's true, he was making a point, D is completely Retarted. Did they install a computer in the special education room? Sure seems like it, because I have never heard anything so stupid or retarted in my entire life, and I live in Newfoundland, the land of skeets. And how can he not be as funny as he looks? Can you see him? Do you wish you could see him? Queer.
mach 3Sep 05 2006 4:32pmFLAGdont know we still waiting for your to come in Mach. Your the one will is a Retarted
?Sep 05 2006 6:11pmFLAGstill havent gotton new words yet Mach What you need a book to help you?
AnonymousSep 06 2006 4:56amFLAGya a paper back hard cover he might hurt himself
AnonymousSep 06 2006 4:53pmFLAGSorry, I was at something called school. It might be a wierd concept for people like you to grasp.
Mach 3Sep 06 2006 5:04pmFLAGYa we know what that is stay there long in take a class call LEARN TO GET A LIFE 101 Even so we all know your'll never past it
DSep 06 2006 5:13pmFLAGya learn some manners to mach
?Sep 06 2006 5:13pmFLAGok every one on here is a fag
no one has even answered her ?
all of u people are queerbates
AnonymousSep 08 2006 4:54amFLAGeveryone hear is stupid
AnonymousOct 11 2006 5:16pmFLAGand you are to ? nects subject please LOL
TerryNov 30 2006 7:58amFLAGto make your booty clap you have to rotate your buttox muscles
cDec 16 2006 8:24pmFLAGAt least someone answered the girl got damn ? yall dumbasses is here fighting over something that is off the damn subject. Fukin immature retards
All of Yall are Bums In a Pizza Box ( and dont take this sayingDec 29 2006 10:20pmFLAGdo u have to have a big butt to make your booty clap ( if u do, damn! i wouldn't be able to do it b/c i got a small butt )
J.PDec 29 2006 10:22pmFLAGfirst put your feet shoulder length apart tr\urm ypur feet away from each other bend your knees a little and move your thhighs in and out as fast as you can u will soon hear your booty clap if not keep practicing ;)
sdgzJan 15 2007 12:40pmFLAG
i know a way it looks retarted but i so it just for fun this is if u have a little booty like sdgz said put your feet shoulder length apart balance on your heels try to hold on to something if your a beginner lean forward a little and twist your heels in and out and your butt will for sure clap, all these other people on here talking about stupid en problems and are LAME
smmAug 06 2007 7:53pmFLAGto make your booty clap you can just bend over a lil and knock your knees together or you can make it bounce up and down if you have enuff booty and it should clap on its own. to make it bounce i mean by popping it up and down and making it jiggle
nastygirl001May 17 2008 4:48pmFLAGu set of asses called me pathetic little soul u'll kno wat nun of u nonsymetrical unscrupulous set of unwillin annoyin ass haven't the slightest idea wat ass clappin is if u'll don't jus give it a rest the 1s who tried it's good 2 try
i can clap this ass of mine without you'll adviseAug 08 2008 12:50amFLAGits easy stand up sraight with your legs together but give it some space and then just shake your ass and it should clap
cjAug 28 2008 10:05amFLAGHEY, everybody grow the hell up. If you don't know how to clap your booty, then don't say anything.
SHANov 13 2008 8:13pmFLAGbend over pivit on your toes and rotate the ball of your feet like your trying to put yout a cigarett.
amberNov 16 2008 4:34pmFLAGif you have a big ass, touch your knees together. if your ass is flat, sorry
ihaveabigassJan 23 2009 8:41pmFLAGGirl all u got to do is put ur hands on ur knees stiil ur ass out and shake violently with it when ur ass shake violently u are making it clap.
The Queen DNov 12 2009 3:25pmFLAGno gurls with flat ass can clap there ass too
nunyaOct 05 2010 1:40pmFLAGI WAS BORN SHAKIN MAH BUTT
BIGG BOOTY LATINANov 27 2010 8:00pmFLAGbend over a bit and hold on to ur knees and shake in a up and down motion . or you can clap ur knees together or sit on your knees slightly bend over and shake . if that dont work try working on popping one ass muscle at a time and when u master that add a shake to it .
ladi finesseDec 05 2010 8:52pmFLAGlol ahah all you gots to do is put yahh hands on yahhh knees and pop yahh but up and down or yuhh can get on yahh knees and pop yahh ass.. i think thats the best way to make it clap.. <3
Pinky :)Feb 16 2011 3:54pmFLAGHeck im tryna learn how so wat
lifesizeApr 12 2011 2:25amFLAGFirst start off standing up flexing your butt muscels. When you do then you start doing this faster and faster. It will take time. THEN you'll bend over slightly (take your time learning) and continue. If you can't maybe tone those butt muscels and you'll be clappin at those GOGO's.
[: Preddi :]May 06 2011 2:22pmFLAGAnd btw whats the point of adding all these LAME comments like "Oh i can clap" Like if you could why are you on this website? And don't reply arguing because I surely wont be back. I came to help no brag. And those who are still trying try relaxing you muscels. When you strain it looks pretty... weird. Luv ya mami's.
[: Preddi :]May 06 2011 2:25pmFLAGLikewise most of you all have issues. Poor girl asked ONE questions and ya'll turn into immature-bragging-brats. The real question is "why are you here?"
kaitlynnAug 06 2011 12:23amFLAGSAME AS DOROTHY GOT HER WAY BACK HOME, EXCEPT SPREAD UR LEGS A LIL APART, STAND ON UR TOES (NOT LITERALLY) AND MOVE UR HILLS IN AND OUT. WHEN U FIRST START MOSTLY UR THIGHS MOVE, BUT EVENTUALLY UR ASS DOES. SOON ON FLAT FEET
LIL'HELPERAug 30 2011 1:53amFLAGi dont know how either and all u fools arent helpin this girl out hello theres something wrong with this picture this an advice site not a put down site.
rjack31Sep 02 2011 6:08pmFLAGCan't explain it but once you get the hang of it...it becomes easy but if u ain't got no ass then it won't clap sorry !!
Mz.2much<3Nov 01 2011 5:12pmFLAGmove ur legs n juiust move ur but
AnonymousNov 10 2011 6:01pmFLAGDepending On Your Butt Size This Move Can Be Either Super Easy Or Hella Hard What I Do To Make It Clap Is Legs Shoulder Width Apart (I Find This Is Best For Beginners) And Rock My Hips To Catch The Beat (Because I like My Ass Clap On Beat) Once You've Found The Beat Shake Your Thighs Or Knock Your Knees Together And Depending On Your Butt It Either Will Or Will Not Do It If Not Try Doing Lounges and Squats To Build Up Lower Booty Muscle And Try Again And Dem jerks Up There They Probably Mad Because They Dont Know How To Clap Their Butts
Juicyy..Nov 17 2011 2:00amFLAGi usually rock from side to side and since your a beginner hold on to something , move thighs inside and out or slap knees together, while doing that jump up and down that way u get that ass clap and bounce lol good luck hun o and when your comfortable move and do as many tricks as u like
Ressy BabyDec 03 2011 1:40pmFLAGi got a question i know how to squat to the ground an make it clap with my butt muscles i can jiggle it crazy but i find it hard to do standing up? can you help? =)
latina4uJan 03 2012 5:16pmFLAGJust practice in the mirrior until comfortable with your rythum. An movements you will do fine
Classy ladi69Jan 03 2012 6:17pmFLAGPut your hands on our knees and pop your butt them drop it add enthusasum watch some video and perfect your technique and your not gay your just a girl
UsefulFeb 09 2012 6:22pmFLAGits not working for me!!!!
bipimpnJan 15 2013 12:00amFLAGJust put your hands behind behind and shake your in a circle rotation.
She`s a Native AmericanJul 04 2013 9:17pmFLAGbehind your head i meant oops sorry hun typing error.
She`s a Native AmericanJul 04 2013 9:19pmFLAGOhh another typing error i meant shake your butt hun. lmfao
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