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Amazons from outer space have landed: What man gets eaten first?

Question: A highlty advanced race of big strong women land on earth. Some are 9 ft tall and weigh 400 lbs. Others are short and weigh 300 lbs. 5 times more intelligent than the average human, they promise men lots of sex if they go on their spaceship to their planet. Well the men did go on board and there was lots of sex and booze and all the food they could eat. Well back on earth one of the galactic amazons had left a book.It was titled `To Serve Men`. This seemed to please the men of the earth.However a female linguist managed to decipher what the book was about... ITS A COOKBOOK!!!However its too late, all the men of the world are on that ship!Thats right! Those mighty amazons from a another galaxy and time are fattening up the men with sex, booze, junk food and ESPN to eat them!! Question:Who gets eaten first? Small weak men or big strong men?
Created by: RodSerling2010 at 06:08:02 AM, Saturday, April 03, 2010 EDT

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It depends on the size of the Amazon which man is eaten first. The tall Amazons want big strong men to devour (big males are bigger "dishes" for bigger females). However, the short Amazons are also BIG!!! It is a given that ALL of these superior Amazonian females from a faraway planet are well-evolved which means they have HUGE STOMACHS!!! That means they are capable of completely devouring a man (IN ONE SINGLE MEAL!!!). The tall amazons will eat big strong men while the short amazons will eat small weak men. However, a short big Amazon will not only hunt a small weak man who is short. A short big Amazon will also hunt a small weak man who is tall. A small weak man's greater height over a short big Amazon will not save him from being devoured by her. Her stomach is easily large enough to contain his entire small weak body ESPECIALLY IF SHE IS REALLY HUNGRY!!! This means that when a 4-foot-9, 300-lb intergalactic Amazonian woman with HUGE arm muscles, HUGE leg muscles and A HUGE STOMACH GROWLING WITH HUNGER, spots a 6-foot-1, 130-lb small weak man, he will not be able to escape her because even though his legs are longer than hers, his legs are far smaller and far weaker than hers. Her legs are, therefore, MUCH FASTER!!! Once she catches up with him, looks way up at him, and then seizes him while he is staring way down at her, fearing for his life, she will take him down, strip him naked, mount him, and then she will proceed to have steamy-hot sex with him. After the sex is over, just like what females do to males in the animal kingdom here on Earth after they both have climaxed, the 4-foot-9, 300-lb muscular, powerful Amazon, WITH HER HUGE, GROWLING STOMACH, will proceed to completely devour the 6-foot-1, 130-lb small weak man (just like a lion eats a deer in the jungle). And she will finish him off WHILE HE IS STARK-NAKED!!! Because she will already have digested her small meal barely after she has finished eating, she will keep searching for more small weak men to eat (just like geckos keep searching for more bugs to eat) BECAUSE SHE WILL STILL BE AWFULLY HUNGRY!!!

AnonymousApr 03 2010 12:57pm


In fact, after a short, big, powerfully-built intergalactic Amazonian woman (with A HUGE, CHURNING STOMACH) has captured, killed, and then eaten, a much taller, much smaller man (HER PREY!!!) following her sexual experience with him (due to her inability to resist HIS VERY LARGE PENIS!!!), she will have developed a preference for capturing, having sex with, and then killing and eating, a small weak man WHO TOWERS OVER HER!!! It's just like the law of the jungle here on Earth after mating: THE BIGGER FEMALE EATS THE SMALLER MALE!!!

AnonymousApr 03 2010 2:51pm
Well I was one of the guys taken, and for some reason they decided not to eat me but to keep me as their slave and for their amusement. My life now is serving them, being beaten up by them whenever they feel like asserting their power over me, kissing and worshiping their back sides and their feet,and groveling before them upon demand. It's a tough job but some one has to do it.

TadApr 04 2010 4:57am
These so called amazons couldn`t be that smart. Not all males are edible; you eat them when they are young and fresh. You dont have sex with them,you castrate them!! You feed them hollistic natural foods, no fast food! You use the power of mind and become their god; not their best friend!

AnonymousApr 04 2010 8:42am
I spotted who I believe to be one of those short, huge, powerful interplanetary females (called ladies here on Earth!!!) who has a voracious appetite for a tall skinny man like me. Perhaps she asked to be left behind on Earth so she could hunt down and gobble up tall skinny men. I tower way, way over her but she is solidly built and I guess her weight to be at least triple that of mine (perhaps even more!!!) because she is so big and so strong while I am so small and so skinny. For her, I would be A CHOICE MORSEL!!! No doubt she would still be hungry afterward. I surely had to keep my distance from her in order to avoid being CONSUMED ON THE SPOT!!! However, she assured me (in her own interplanetary way) that she would not gobble me up so when I approached her, she grabbed me and then she blissfully absorbed me into her big strong arms and then into her big strong legs (locking me firmly in place) but she did not absorb me into her firm, muscular, powerful vagina (perhaps she is saving that for another time!!!). No, I am NOT the one who created this poll. However, because I am such a slave for short, big, powerful females (even those from another planet!!!) I am thrilled that someone else did.

Tall Skinny ManApr 04 2010 2:43pm
these intergalatactic amazons are all over. at 5`3 and 118 lbs some tall huge woman at church wanted to fatten me up during the after service potluck!?? Fatten me up? hmmm...

another man on the menuApr 04 2010 3:09pm
Maybe they are big and strong. But I am still a man what mean I have more brains. I hide me under the bed of the queen and wait till I can capture here and command here to fly back to the earth and never come back. If she refuse she will be humilated infront of all amazones by a smart guy.

Smart guyApr 05 2010 8:03am
What happened to all the men on their planet? Perhaps they developed technology where they don't need men for reproduction? What happens to the women on earth? Does eating all men from existance allow earth women to evolve into giant amazons like their intergalactic sisters?

Too many questions..Apr 05 2010 10:33am
What happened to all the men on their planet? Perhaps they developed technology where they don't need men for reproduction? What happens to the women on earth? Does eating all men from existance allow earth women to evolve into giant amazons like their intergalactic sisters?

Too many questions..Apr 05 2010 10:34am
What happened to all the men on their planet? Perhaps they developed technology where they don't need men for reproduction? What happens to the women on earth? Does eating all men from existance allow earth women to evolve into giant amazons like their intergalactic sisters?

Too many questions..Apr 05 2010 10:34am
I get A POWERFUL ERECTION whenever I think about a female eating a male. After mating, a female praying mantis eats a male praying mantis as a way of nourishing her young. Here is something to think about: When a female lion eats a male deer, does she also eat his penis and his testacles?

AnonymousApr 06 2010 1:13am
Think about it, it is only natural for a female to eat a male. She feeds on our wallet, our flesh for reproduction and pleasure. Females are natural cannibals because they eat men. And females in the animal kingdom must benefit by devouring males entire body or they wouldn't do it....

AnonymousApr 06 2010 12:45pm
Read James Triptree, Jr.'s "Mama Come Home". Eight foot Amazons land on Earth. They do have their own males, and in fact have harem slaves on the ship. The males are Earth sized males and the Women are so much bigger and more powerful that they are the dominant gender on their homeworld. They do not eat the Earth males but do range through parks in Washington and New York raping Earth males and occasionally killing them by their shear force. Their vaginal areas are equipped with vacum cleaner type forces which force an erection and then pull a male organ into them for their pleasure. They decide Earth is a good place to find future slaves and plan to turn down the sun forcing a new ice age to keep Earth technology in a subordinate position. In most SF stories Dominant Females wind up being overcome in the end so you can figure out the Earthmen will get out of their predicament but Triptree also wrote "Love is the Plan, the Plan is Death" where bearlike Females kill and eat their mates after getting pregnant. "James" Triptree was actually a Female who wrote stories about gender issues.

obedient husbandApr 06 2010 6:28pm
Read James Triptree, Jr.'s "Mama Come Home". Eight foot Amazons land on Earth. They do have their own males, and in fact have harem slaves on the ship. The males are Earth sized males and the Women are so much bigger and more powerful that they are the dominant gender on their homeworld. They do not eat the Earth males but do range through parks in Washington and New York raping Earth males and occasionally killing them by their shear force. Their vaginal areas are equipped with vacum cleaner type forces which force an erection and then pull a male organ into them for their pleasure.

THAT I GOTTA READ!!Apr 06 2010 9:12pm
They take one breath of our air, and all the common microbia we have long since become immune kill them stone DEAD!

an intelligent life formApr 09 2010 4:12pm
As a small weak male, I wonder what it would be like to be ruthlessly and savagely devoured by a big hungry female.

a small weak male trying to stay safe from a big hungry femaleApr 12 2010 1:11am
lol starve your Big short girlfriend for a few days, then you will find out

AnonymousApr 12 2010 5:59pm
The Redback spider is even better. The male lives for about 2 months while the female lives from 2 to 3 years. When the male mates with the female, he then willingly throws himself in front of her so she can eat him so as a result,famles mate several times in a life time...males only once. It is always fatal for the male Now that is the way to have sex!

KimberlyApr 12 2010 8:23pm
@kimberly I wanna be a redback gal :)

TolethaApr 13 2010 2:50pm
If my math is correct, were humans Redback spiders and the female lived to be 100, the male would only live to be about 6 and a half years and that is without any sex. If he had sex at one month, than he would only live one month as sex is always fatal for the male. But at least these spiders do have it right...all the males know the female is superior and their only purpose is to please their females. At least the human male does have it beter than the spiders. We get to live about 90% as long as women and we only have to offer our balls for their intense pleasure and often our intense pain. It is the least we can do for our women

RonApr 13 2010 7:43pm
I like to suck male c*ck! I am gay!

Tall Skinny ManApr 16 2010 9:12pm
I like to suck male c*ck! I am gay!

Tall Skinny ManApr 16 2010 9:13pm
I created this poll because I have low self esteem. I hate myself and I wanted to make others feel bad. My life Sucks!!!

RodSerling2010Apr 16 2010 9:35pm
I have written alot of polls but I want everyone to know that I am gay and support gay marriage. that is my primary goal.

RodSerling2010,THAT I GOTTA READ!!,an intelligent life form,SmarApr 16 2010 9:58pm
I have written alot of polls but I want everyone to know that I am gay and support gay marriage. that is my primary goal.

RodSerling2010,THAT I GOTTA READ!!,an intelligent life form,SmarApr 16 2010 9:59pm
Your impersonation of me is very poor, Mr Serling.

an intelligent life formApr 23 2010 3:39pm
How is that gay if I got a large c$ck, but she has a larger body and muscles that I drool over? Re anna Nicole Smith? Brooke Sheilds or Venus Williams. Any of these women are far stronger than me, but they seem like women to me...Sure any of them could kill me in any fight, but they are still the woman and I am the man! Not sure where you get this gay label

RodSerling2010May 01 2010 3:45am
Lol Rod that what I call weak. Anna Nicole is dead.

AnonymousAug 10 2010 11:54am
I despise the lack of integrity to plagiarize. What's next a question on a jack-in-the box with a head bouncing on a spring in a cornfield. May the specter of Rod Serling torment your nights.

misplaced mythosSep 03 2013 7:48pm
Seems the gene pool of question writers around here may be contaminated.

Haris PiltonSep 03 2013 7:56pm
Agree Mythos and Haris... I'm glad he is an avowed homosexual and likely OUT of the gene pool.

AnonymousSep 23 2013 10:58am
The proper question is what male gets to eat the first Amazon alien woman.

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