| 1. | YM so fat, she went on a diet and KFC went out of business |
| ................................ | 31.82% |
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| 2. | YM so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal |
| ................... | 18.18% |
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| 3. | YM so ugly, they slapped the wrong side |
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| 4. | YM so fat, when she broke the rocord for fattest person, the guiness book of records expanded 3857327498372 pages |
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| 5. | YM so fat, she plays hopscotch with the states |
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| 6. | YMso heavy, when she jumped, they had to make a new measurement |
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| 7. | YM momma so dirty, they dye bowling balls in her bathwater |
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| 8. | YM so stinky, a skunk went uneasy on her |
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| 8. | YM so stupid, her IQ is -50 |
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| 8. | MY so heavy, she stepped on a scale, and it broke |
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